On fire with the flames!

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I'd stopped writing The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love..., because I was uninspired and a little burned out, but you lot are like, insane with the pimping. Jake's lunchboxes (blythely, George everywhere (everyone), Brad playing dad -- and I said, huh, maybe it'll come back to life.

And then romanticalgirl sent me this, and I thought, my poor baby just hasn't met the right man. I should help him with that.

And then violentviolethp sent me this:

George Clooney: I'll answer the question, before you even ask. Dancing. My favorite thing to do is dancing.
Matt Damon to George: Okay, the question is what's your favorite part of the gay night life?
George: Oh, then I change my answer -- the backroom blow jobs.

Okay, George didn't really say that blow job bit, but everything else happens!! Yeah, I'm going to have to address this.

Also, never eat wasabi when you have a split lip.

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Okay, the Jake picture on your link from romantical?

Literally made my mouth water. Sigh. I like the furry.

[lapin-agile.livejournal.com]

OMG, thank you for linking to that unscripted interview. That made my evening. Totally.

*watches over and over*

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

You have to work up to a sheepdog?!!!

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

that interview is the cutest thing I have EVER SEEN.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The hair is a bit scary, imo.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know, it's the crack, innit?!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I tried to steer clear of that, but when Matt sat on George's lap, well...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

They are priceless. Kinda like you.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

See, I like a little hair on guy's chests... Just want to nuzzle my nose in it and find his nipple with my tongue and--

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

How many weeks to the gay cowboy movie?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I mean the hair on his HEAD! The other hair, oh yeah, that works for me juuuuuuust fine. Also, it is *looks at calendar* TEN DAYS!! TEN FUCKING DAYS!!

[blueandomlettes.livejournal.com]

All I have been able to say for the last 10 minutes after watching that is ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! I think my brain just kinda exploded and melted all at the same time. No really ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

[calculette.livejournal.com]

You're totally toying with my heart with the backroom blow jobs part. I BELIEVED YOU FOR A SECOND THERE. Never again.

Also, happy belated birthday!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

I kinda prefer him shaveheaded a la your icon above.

Mmmmm. *resists urge to lick screen*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's not ten days. Its actually eleven from today. I wasn't counting the weekend. In my excitement I lost the ability to do maths!

[dirty-diana.livejournal.com]

my poor baby just hasn't met the right man

That's pretty much exactly what he said, isn't it? Cutie.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's *so* what he said, I was like, oh, why didn't you just *say* so before. Yeesh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If George has said that my head would've blow off and there would've been mess everywhere.

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I know. I know.