On fire with the flames!

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I'd stopped writing The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love..., because I was uninspired and a little burned out, but you lot are like, insane with the pimping. Jake's lunchboxes (blythely, George everywhere (everyone), Brad playing dad -- and I said, huh, maybe it'll come back to life.

And then romanticalgirl sent me this, and I thought, my poor baby just hasn't met the right man. I should help him with that.

And then violentviolethp sent me this:

George Clooney: I'll answer the question, before you even ask. Dancing. My favorite thing to do is dancing.
Matt Damon to George: Okay, the question is what's your favorite part of the gay night life?
George: Oh, then I change my answer -- the backroom blow jobs.

Okay, George didn't really say that blow job bit, but everything else happens!! Yeah, I'm going to have to address this.

Also, never eat wasabi when you have a split lip.

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

See, I like a little hair on guy's chests... Just want to nuzzle my nose in it and find his nipple with my tongue and--

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

How many weeks to the gay cowboy movie?

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*dies*

I mean the hair on his HEAD! The other hair, oh yeah, that works for me juuuuuuust fine. Also, it is *looks at calendar* TEN DAYS!! TEN FUCKING DAYS!!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

I kinda prefer him shaveheaded a la your icon above.

Mmmmm. *resists urge to lick screen*

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Okay, it's not ten days. Its actually eleven from today. I wasn't counting the weekend. In my excitement I lost the ability to do maths!