On fire with the flames!

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I'd stopped writing The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love..., because I was uninspired and a little burned out, but you lot are like, insane with the pimping. Jake's lunchboxes (blythely, George everywhere (everyone), Brad playing dad -- and I said, huh, maybe it'll come back to life.

And then romanticalgirl sent me this, and I thought, my poor baby just hasn't met the right man. I should help him with that.

And then violentviolethp sent me this:

George Clooney: I'll answer the question, before you even ask. Dancing. My favorite thing to do is dancing.
Matt Damon to George: Okay, the question is what's your favorite part of the gay night life?
George: Oh, then I change my answer -- the backroom blow jobs.

Okay, George didn't really say that blow job bit, but everything else happens!! Yeah, I'm going to have to address this.

Also, never eat wasabi when you have a split lip.

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