hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-12-01 04:32 pm

Pic spam.

It occured to me that I'm pretty much spamming today. But, who cares when I bring you pretty things like Jake? You know, sometimes I think I don't find Jake hot, because he reminds me of too many guys I know, and then I see photographs like this and I think, OMGWTFDAMN!!

It does't help that he says things like this about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind--"[it's] about being able to love and how actually hard it is to really do that. It may be easy for other people but it's hard for me: I cried like a ****ing baby."





Sometimes I pretend that I'm above the whole, "Ohhh, Crotch shot!" thing. But that's a lie.


Jake. With a horse. This is what girls dream of. Well, girls dream of the horse and the women dream of Jake.


I have no idea who this lucky bitch is, but is he smelling her? Who cares!




*Gacked from Justjared.com From the December American Vogue.

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Pony!

You know, sometimes I think I don't find Jake hot, because he reminds me of too many guys I know

I can understand. I figured out that I found Jake hot because he looks like the perfect normal, slightly dorky guy that I knew in high school. He's comforting, like a blankie but hot enough that he's an electric blankie.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Jake Gyllenhaal, The Electric Blankie.

You get the gold star for the day, no doubt.