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Ari is fucking loving this.

+ First of all, to whomever brightened up my day with that lovely flower, thank you.

+ Secondly, does anybody have Prince's '~~The Ballad of Dorothy Parker' and 'Anotherloverholenyohead'?~~ ETA: Also, I'm in the market for Hooverphonic and Anna Nalick.

+ Thirdly, on BSG, I will only say, hotass. On, GA, well, George is love. George is SO MUCH LOVE.

+ Fourthly, I know the RPS I write tends to be a really convulted mess of twisted fact and crack, but sometimes, you know, it's not so crackish.

Take for example, the Legendary Toothy Tile. Now, Mr Tile hasn't been mentioned by Ted lately, but, everyone and their grandparents have seen the photos of that girl from One Tree Hill with Mr Gyllenhaal. As I'm not a Gyllenhaal fan -- except for my nefarious Ari-laden purposes -- I'd gone past it.

However,

stupidtrucks pointed me towards these photos of said starlet with Austin Nichols in the *same* location, and well, y'all remember Austin, right?

He's the boyfriend that Jake had in The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love and One Gay Landmark.

And of course, this could totally be coincidence, because these things happen, but then why is OTH girl wearing the same outfit in the phots with Jake and Austin, unless the three of them were at the beach *together*? And where was she when Jake and Austin went to the Lakers game on Friday?

Things that make you go 'hmmmm', kids. Really.

Also, isn't my icon keen?

slodwick made it!

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Heh. I totally thought of you when I saw those pictures. It's like you write it and it happens. Tom Brady is going to be really sad when he shows up at the bookstore and I am not there. *shakes head*

I'll have to dig through my files, but I'm pretty sure I have both Prince songs.

<-- owns *way* too much Prince.

What you said? Um, word.

Dude, Jake Gyllenhaal and/or Austin Nichols are so much better than her stupid ex-husband. Maybe they've got some kind of a love triangle going on, where they all hang out together and sometimes they kiss and sleep together or something.

EITHER WAY, it's the best feeling in the WORLD when RPS comes to life.

I nearly chocked on my Snapple at the pictures.
And then I cackled like a crazy crazy woman because YOUR RPS IS COMING TRUE!!!!!!!!

Yes, Ari loves this and ARI IS LOVE!!!!!!!!

*glee*

wow, they look really cozy at that game...

Straight boys don't lean on each other. Always good to see crack coming true

hah! I saw that first picture earlier and thought "Where's Austin?!" Glad to see I was thinking correctly. Ah Toothy Tile, always entertaining.

I love when my super ninja-like stalker powers are put to good use.

What Hooverphonic and Anna Nalick do you want? Anything?

Okay that's just weird in a really awesome way. You totallly called it!

Her name is SOPHIA BUSH, and she is my WB girlfriend. Come on, get with the program. How long have I been singing her praises on that shit show? WHY MUST YOU IGNORE ME?

Also, please consider this my personal plea for you to write threesome RPS about all of them for me, because if you don't, I might, and I would like it better if you did. Plus I can email you all sorts of juicy stuff about the circumstances under which she and CMM divorced and why she totally deserves to be the filling in a Jake/Austin sandwich.

Seriously, I am so gay for her.

Threesome!

That game just looks date-like to me.

George is love. George is SO MUCH LOVE.

George is love with love on top, floating in a vast ocean of love, with love raining down from the heavens to add even more love to the love.

I'm thisclose to the point where I'll just squeal "GEORGE!" at the tv the way I do "CHIEF!"

Also, I'm in the market for Hooverphonic and Anna Nalick.

Would this (http://s36.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0IZ2KNHQGWJT804JINIPHFN7KQ) help?

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