Ari is fucking loving this.

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+ First of all, to whomever brightened up my day with that lovely flower, thank you.

+ Secondly, does anybody have Prince's 'The Ballad of Dorothy Parker' and 'Anotherloverholenyohead'? ETA: Also, I'm in the market for Hooverphonic and Anna Nalick.

+ Thirdly, on BSG, I will only say, hotass. On, GA, well, George is love. George is SO MUCH LOVE.

+ Fourthly, I know the RPS I write tends to be a really convulted mess of twisted fact and crack, but sometimes, you know, it's not so crackish.

Take for example, the Legendary Toothy Tile. Now, Mr Tile hasn't been mentioned by Ted lately, but, everyone and their grandparents have seen the photos of that girl from One Tree Hill with Mr Gyllenhaal. As I'm not a Gyllenhaal fan -- except for my nefarious Ari-laden purposes -- I'd gone past it.

However, stupidtrucks pointed me towards these photos of said starlet with Austin Nichols in the *same* location, and well, y'all remember Austin, right?

He's the boyfriend that Jake had in The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love and One Gay Landmark.

And of course, this could totally be coincidence, because these things happen, but then why is OTH girl wearing the same outfit in the phots with Jake and Austin, unless the three of them were at the beach *together*? And where was she when Jake and Austin went to the Lakers game on Friday?

Things that make you go 'hmmmm', kids. Really.

Also, isn't my icon keen? slodwick made it!

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Her name is SOPHIA BUSH, and she is my WB girlfriend. Come on, get with the program. How long have I been singing her praises on that shit show? WHY MUST YOU IGNORE ME?

Also, please consider this my personal plea for you to write threesome RPS about all of them for me, because if you don't, I might, and I would like it better if you did. Plus I can email you all sorts of juicy stuff about the circumstances under which she and CMM divorced and why she totally deserves to be the filling in a Jake/Austin sandwich.

Seriously, I am so gay for her.

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Also, man, how gay is photo number 9 at the Lakers game, where they're holding hands? And Sophia is totally wearing man's shorts in that photo of her and Jake taking their dogs out together - I don't know how I missed that before! I think I was caught up in how cute it was that she was bending down and kissing Boo The Puggle in some of the photos. And then I was excited that they take their three dogs out together.

Oh, I am all aflutter.

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lease consider this my personal plea for you to write threesome RPS about all of them for me, because if you don't, I might, and I would like it better if you did. Plus I can email you all sorts of juicy stuff about the circumstances under which she and CMM divorced and why she totally deserves to be the filling in a Jake/Austin sandwich.

I so like the way you think.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Her name is SOPHIA BUSH, and she is my WB girlfriend. Come on, get with the program. How long have I been singing her praises on that shit show? WHY MUST YOU IGNORE ME?

I know all this, I just choose to ignore it, because she doesn't answer to the name of Starbuck. Frou frou WB stars are not my speed, you know this. Feel free to write away. And you know, I already have that divorce info. Hell, his ass cheated before the wedding, everyone knows that, and she married him anyway. That is what I call 'not bright.'