hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-16 10:58 am
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All Ari, all the time.

I am sure there were things I was gonna say today. I'm sure I was gonna, like, have a thought or possibly, two, maybe write something (Shepherd totally has a man-crush on Burke) or put up some music, but, uh, [livejournal.com profile] antheia decided that today would be an excellent day for her to put up Ari-picspam, and who am I to stop that? There's, like, photographs of him in suits, and have you seen his his HANDS?

So, uh, yeah. Ari.

Note; I write RPS crack-fic. I think everyone knows this. George. Ari. Jake. Totally all fictional, except for you know, the real people and the bits where [livejournal.com profile] avid_slacker points out that Out of 100 people in the room, George and Jake feel compelled to stand next to each other at the Oscar luncheon photo. And apparently, they were clowing around on Access Hollywood, too. You know, when I write crack, I expect for it to *stay* crack. The whole realistic thing is totally fucking with my head.

Ari says: Why the hell do I have to find out who you're fucking from fucking Access Hollywood, George? Why kind of shit is that? I am your agent; I own you! Your ass has PROPERTY OF ARI GOLD tattoed on it. You are supposed to call me *before* you put that fucking condom on! When you flip the top on that lube, you think of ME!
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[identity profile] beingothrwrldly.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a firm believer that when celebrities make public appearances that parallel any RPS that's been written about them, they are either inspired by the RPS or giving subtle hints to the author that yes, the RPS is true, and yes, they are totally sleeping together/occasionally making out/totally crushing/living in a house with a white picket fence and adopting tiny Chinese babies.

I mean, seriously. That Oscar picture is a perfect example. There's obviously something going on there canonically.

[identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Her post is *locked*! ::wails:: Oh, the humanity. And here I just wanted to see Ari.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*makes the post public*

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Ari,
Your man-crush is showing just a wee bit, there. But that's okay, that's why we all love you. Well, that and the profanity.

[identity profile] elzed.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
So - who knew that the wisecracking sidekick in so many Johnny Cusack films could be so sexy, eh?

On another note, what does the real Ari Gold look like? *braces herself*

[identity profile] literaryll.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
They were clowning around on Access Hollywood?! I must find a clip of this.
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[identity profile] onthehillside.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Lord. I went on to IHeartJake to see if I could ferret out information on the Access Hollywood video.

Instead I walk into a burgeoning wank-fest about how Heath Ledger said he thinks George Clooney should win Best Supporting Actor and everyone is mondo upset.

So now I am scared to go back in there.

[identity profile] raucousraven.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
When you flip the top on that lube, you think of ME!

Hey! They got their RL in you RPS! ELEGANCE, baby. *mwah*

[identity profile] green-queen.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes me happy in so many ways.

Not even near the fucking topic

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I don't even know if you're online right now, or if you have digital cable where you are but MTV Jams is playing all Kanye all the time, and have been for at least the last half hour. All three versions of the Jesus Walks video, the Work it Out video -- which, as an aside, Kanye? Having Anna Nicole Smith in your video? Can't believe you went there, dude. -- and Gold Digger just got finished playing. I can't believe I've missed this man before now.

Also, that Ksquared you sent me? Love. All I got is love. And of course, you're listening to Busta.

[identity profile] murklins.livejournal.com 2006-02-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You are, like, so past this entry now, I'm sure. But I just can't get over the fact that they make the nominees get together for a big group shot. That's just... so fucked up. Like they've all regressed to high school. No! No, it's much more like they all *work* in a high school and have to gather for the dreaded staff picture, year after year, to collectively immortalize their unfortunate hairstyles. And there are always a couple people who look like they forgot it was picture day and showed up wearing entirely the wrong thing.
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