All Ari, all the time.

[hackthis_archive]

I am sure there were things I was gonna say today. I'm sure I was gonna, like, have a thought or possibly, two, maybe write something (Shepherd totally has a man-crush on Burke) or put up some music, but, uh, antheia decided that today would be an excellent day for her to put up Ari-picspam, and who am I to stop that? There's, like, photographs of him in suits, and have you seen his his HANDS?

So, uh, yeah. Ari.

Note; I write RPS crack-fic. I think everyone knows this. George. Ari. Jake. Totally all fictional, except for you know, the real people and the bits where avid_slacker points out that Out of 100 people in the room, George and Jake feel compelled to stand next to each other at the Oscar luncheon photo. And apparently, they were clowing around on Access Hollywood, too. You know, when I write crack, I expect for it to *stay* crack. The whole realistic thing is totally fucking with my head.

Ari says: Why the hell do I have to find out who you're fucking from fucking Access Hollywood, George? Why kind of shit is that? I am your agent; I own you! Your ass has PROPERTY OF ARI GOLD tattoed on it. You are supposed to call me *before* you put that fucking condom on! When you flip the top on that lube, you think of ME!

Comments

[beingothrwrldly.livejournal.com]

I am a firm believer that when celebrities make public appearances that parallel any RPS that's been written about them, they are either inspired by the RPS or giving subtle hints to the author that yes, the RPS is true, and yes, they are totally sleeping together/occasionally making out/totally crushing/living in a house with a white picket fence and adopting tiny Chinese babies.

I mean, seriously. That Oscar picture is a perfect example. There's obviously something going on there canonically.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you're totally calling me a Tin Agent. *pauses* That's just fucking class.

[beingothrwrldly.livejournal.com]

I was going to respond all cool-like and shit, but dude, I have no idea what a Tin Agent is. I'm sorry. Is it a good thing?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. I just made it, up, like a Tin Hat, only thank god, so not.

[beingothrwrldly.livejournal.com]

HA! I went to Urban Dictionary and EVERYTHING, and I really thought I was missing like, some new-age slang or something. AWESOME.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Her post is *locked*! ::wails:: Oh, the humanity. And here I just wanted to see Ari.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

She unlocked the post. All is right with the world.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

*makes the post public*

[notemily.livejournal.com]

omg, thank you. that fourth picture reduced me to wibbling incoherence.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Heh. He's sexy as fuck, man.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dear Ari,
Your man-crush is showing just a wee bit, there. But that's okay, that's why we all love you. Well, that and the profanity.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

With all this RL impinging on my crack, I have now dubbed myself a Tin Agent.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

So - who knew that the wisecracking sidekick in so many Johnny Cusack films could be so sexy, eh?

On another note, what does the real Ari Gold look like? *braces herself*

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

Well, see. There is no Ari Gold. He's fictional. However, there is a famous agent named Ari Emmanuel who he may or may not be based upon.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Hee - so easy to confuse reality and fiction when dealing with things at one remove, or several...

I totally bought him as the fictionalised version of a real agent (which it appears to be; but perhaps not as identifiably so...). Bearing in mind I have vaguely heard of Entourage but never a) seen it or really, b) had any idea what kind of actual show it is. Don't hink it shows over here (not that I would watch it, since I spend my free time these days on the net rather than in front of the TV).

No matter, since I really have fallen in love with the Ari Gold written by Z, and quite honestly, I was surprised to see photos of Jeremy Piven playing the man, who I originally assumed was essentially a figment of her imagination. Which clearly it is, but with more of a canvas to work on than I had thought.

Anyhoo, thank you for clearing the cobwebs in my brain.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Jeremy Piven's said in interviews that he based Ari Gold on Ari E, who actually used to represent him.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

They were clowning around on Access Hollywood?! I must find a clip of this.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord. I went on to IHeartJake to see if I could ferret out information on the Access Hollywood video.

Instead I walk into a burgeoning wank-fest about how Heath Ledger said he thinks George Clooney should win Best Supporting Actor and everyone is mondo upset.

So now I am scared to go back in there.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

[raucousraven.livejournal.com]

When you flip the top on that lube, you think of ME!

Hey! They got their RL in you RPS! ELEGANCE, baby. *mwah*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's crazy, man, very very crazy.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

That makes me happy in so many ways.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG, your icon!

Not even near the fucking topic

[unholyglee.livejournal.com]

So, I don't even know if you're online right now, or if you have digital cable where you are but MTV Jams is playing all Kanye all the time, and have been for at least the last half hour. All three versions of the Jesus Walks video, the Work it Out video -- which, as an aside, Kanye? Having Anna Nicole Smith in your video? Can't believe you went there, dude. -- and Gold Digger just got finished playing. I can't believe I've missed this man before now.

Also, that Ksquared you sent me? Love. All I got is love. And of course, you're listening to Busta.

[murklins.livejournal.com]

You are, like, so past this entry now, I'm sure. But I just can't get over the fact that they make the nominees get together for a big group shot. That's just... so fucked up. Like they've all regressed to high school. No! No, it's much more like they all *work* in a high school and have to gather for the dreaded staff picture, year after year, to collectively immortalize their unfortunate hairstyles. And there are always a couple people who look like they forgot it was picture day and showed up wearing entirely the wrong thing.