All Ari, all the time.

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I am sure there were things I was gonna say today. I'm sure I was gonna, like, have a thought or possibly, two, maybe write something (Shepherd totally has a man-crush on Burke) or put up some music, but, uh, antheia decided that today would be an excellent day for her to put up Ari-picspam, and who am I to stop that? There's, like, photographs of him in suits, and have you seen his his HANDS?

So, uh, yeah. Ari.

Note; I write RPS crack-fic. I think everyone knows this. George. Ari. Jake. Totally all fictional, except for you know, the real people and the bits where avid_slacker points out that Out of 100 people in the room, George and Jake feel compelled to stand next to each other at the Oscar luncheon photo. And apparently, they were clowing around on Access Hollywood, too. You know, when I write crack, I expect for it to *stay* crack. The whole realistic thing is totally fucking with my head.

Ari says: Why the hell do I have to find out who you're fucking from fucking Access Hollywood, George? Why kind of shit is that? I am your agent; I own you! Your ass has PROPERTY OF ARI GOLD tattoed on it. You are supposed to call me *before* you put that fucking condom on! When you flip the top on that lube, you think of ME!

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[elzed.livejournal.com]

So - who knew that the wisecracking sidekick in so many Johnny Cusack films could be so sexy, eh?

On another note, what does the real Ari Gold look like? *braces herself*

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

Well, see. There is no Ari Gold. He's fictional. However, there is a famous agent named Ari Emmanuel who he may or may not be based upon.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Hee - so easy to confuse reality and fiction when dealing with things at one remove, or several...

I totally bought him as the fictionalised version of a real agent (which it appears to be; but perhaps not as identifiably so...). Bearing in mind I have vaguely heard of Entourage but never a) seen it or really, b) had any idea what kind of actual show it is. Don't hink it shows over here (not that I would watch it, since I spend my free time these days on the net rather than in front of the TV).

No matter, since I really have fallen in love with the Ari Gold written by Z, and quite honestly, I was surprised to see photos of Jeremy Piven playing the man, who I originally assumed was essentially a figment of her imagination. Which clearly it is, but with more of a canvas to work on than I had thought.

Anyhoo, thank you for clearing the cobwebs in my brain.

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Jeremy Piven's said in interviews that he based Ari Gold on Ari E, who actually used to represent him.