hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-22 10:56 am

Four and a half Stories That I Want to Write, but Are Totally Stalling Me Out

1. SGA: Untitled OMG John Sheppard was in the French Foreign Legion Fic. Yeah, you read that one right. I was watching the Military Channel – shut up, this happens when I'm hungover – anyway, they had a whole special about it, and how they have men from over 100 countries and their common language is French, except I don't actually speak any French, but OMG, how fucking cool would that be?

2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!

3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.

3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.

4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.

5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example: [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; [livejournal.com profile] annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and [livejournal.com profile] trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not Enough

Also, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO. The bset crack can be shared ;)

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ari? There's possible Ari? French Foriegn Legion!Shep wouldn't go astray either.

Also, where does one find Entourage? Is it available for d/l anywhere?

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Shh! Tom Cruise IS NOT GAY. And he has this great big host of lawsuits to prove it too.

[identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Busy Philipps!

When she met Michelle Williams on the set of Creek, they immediately started stalking celebs together. And they hang out all the time now and she's the baby's godmother!

And MW is bi, and Busy... oh, whatever, she's kissed two girls on film so she might as well be, and plus their characters were supposed to date on Dawson's Creek except that the WB felt their lesbian quota had been exceeded. A fact about which the two actresses complained about vocally.

What more do you need for femslash OTP?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, where does one find Entourage? Is it available for d/l anywhere?

Ask and ye shall receive (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/371277.html)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask and ye shall receive (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/371277.html)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*pines for more Entourage

Ask and ye shall receive (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/371277.html)

[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You are wonderful.

[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I spent a good five minutes trying to figure out how that would work. "Oh, Clarence, what kind of trouble have you gotten George into now?"

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw. *blushes* Just trying to do my part.

[identity profile] kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, it was so gay I was like, whoa.

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Jake. Sweetie, you are the cutest, most gay thing I've seen in a very long time. Rock on being the new Gay Godfather.

French. Foreign. Legion. IEEEEEE!! Seriously, the Legion is one of my favourite things *ever*, to the point where I refer to the Am. Legion Hall as the "French Foreign Legion Hall" because I'm wacky like that. I love this idea and dear god, the visuals alone are enough to kill.

Great Aunt Mary? *hoot* That's my type of cracked. Also digging to China always makes me think of Data, which reminds me that a band called "Truffle Shuffle" played in town a few weeks ago and I completely forgot to tell you about it.

[identity profile] kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The part where Mark said Derek came in while he was having sex with Addison and just turned and walked back out. I thought that said more about Mark and Derek than it did about Addison and Derek.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I was shocked by two thing in this episode, how extrordinarily hot McSteamy was and how much like a wronged wife Derek was acting. I mean he didn't even want to look at Addison, but boy did he want to beat Mark's ass.

[identity profile] emella.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
lurker here. :)

GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong

YES PLEASE! :D

1) Jake is gay.

That is SO funny.

Interesting post. :)

First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Jake. Sweetie, you are the cutest, most gay thing I've seen in a very long time. Rock on being the new Gay Godfather.


Every time I look at the photos, I just laugh and laugh and laugh.

French. Foreign. Legion. IEEEEEE!! Seriously, the Legion is one of my favourite things *ever*, to the point where I refer to the Am. Legion Hall as the "French Foreign Legion Hall" because I'm wacky like that. I love this idea and dear god, the visuals alone are enough to kill.

I had no idea they were so cool. After the programme, I was all, "Must go to bookstore and find things out! FFL rocks!"

[identity profile] avid-slacker.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
If anything ever happens to Heath and Michelle that kid is gonna have the craziest upbringing ever.
ravurian: (slytherin)

[personal profile] ravurian 2006-02-23 10:04 am (UTC)(link)

McDreamy and McSteamy, yes.

Also, re: Mary Poppins &c. I wondered that no one has written anything about Miss Eglantine Price's involvement in the British War Effort (Disney's Bedknobs & Broomsticks) or mentioned to Hermione that her grandmother was magical (and largely self-taught) too...

[identity profile] parthenia14.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother

I am in the wrong kind of company. I read that line and thought that Neville was having potty-training problems. Or worse. 0_o.

[identity profile] kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
McSteamy needs to marry me right now because I'd only have to change the spelling of my last name.

In a sick way I wanted Mark to stay on for a few episodes at least, not only because he's hot like the sun, but Addison/Derek/Mark is hot like a thousand suns.

Mmm, elevatorlove.

Oh yes, the punch was great.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
In a sick way I wanted Mark to stay on for a few episodes at least, not only because he's hot like the sun, but Addison/Derek/Mark is hot like a thousand suns.

Wait, you mean he's not coming back? OMG, I am so sad now.

[identity profile] kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as I know Eric Dane (Mark) isn't going to be on any other episodes, but maybe they'll bring him back later in the season or for the third. He's going to be in X-Men 3: The Stand as Multiple Man, so I hope that doesn't blow as much as it seems like it will.

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