Four and a half Stories That I Want to Write, but Are Totally Stalling Me Out

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1. SGA: Untitled OMG John Sheppard was in the French Foreign Legion Fic. Yeah, you read that one right. I was watching the Military Channel – shut up, this happens when I'm hungover – anyway, they had a whole special about it, and how they have men from over 100 countries and their common language is French, except I don't actually speak any French, but OMG, how fucking cool would that be?

2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!

3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.

3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.

4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.

5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example: romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not Enough

Also, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.

Comments

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The part where Mark said Derek came in while he was having sex with Addison and just turned and walked back out. I thought that said more about Mark and Derek than it did about Addison and Derek.

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I was shocked by two thing in this episode, how extrordinarily hot McSteamy was and how much like a wronged wife Derek was acting. I mean he didn't even want to look at Addison, but boy did he want to beat Mark's ass.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

McSteamy needs to marry me right now because I'd only have to change the spelling of my last name.

In a sick way I wanted Mark to stay on for a few episodes at least, not only because he's hot like the sun, but Addison/Derek/Mark is hot like a thousand suns.

Mmm, elevatorlove.

Oh yes, the punch was great.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

In a sick way I wanted Mark to stay on for a few episodes at least, not only because he's hot like the sun, but Addison/Derek/Mark is hot like a thousand suns.

Wait, you mean he's not coming back? OMG, I am so sad now.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

As far as I know Eric Dane (Mark) isn't going to be on any other episodes, but maybe they'll bring him back later in the season or for the third. He's going to be in X-Men 3: The Stand as Multiple Man, so I hope that doesn't blow as much as it seems like it will.