It's all about the hotass.

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The Unholy Terror Joan Rivers: What are you looking forward to the most tonight?

George Clooney: How drunk I'm going to be in an hour and a half.

I <3 George.


Ari is beside himself. Literally. Did you see him at last night's Indie Spirit Awards? ruidoso sent me photos because Ari was there with George*! Also, thank you to everybody who read and commented on Building Steam From a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold. It means a lot to me. And Ari.

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him? I smell hypocrisy. I bet Austin has something to say about that for real.


*Apparently, Ari was working the room and trying to sign Felicity Huffman. It's always work work work.


ETA2: George Clooney and Jon Stewart in bed together. And it's not Anderson Cooper's dream. This is officially the best awards show ever. I don't ever have to see another awards show again in my life.

Is the entire show going to be Jon flirting with George? I am SO watching the whole thing now.


ETA3: jskejvnaoimvcakfjvcwc. Yeah. That's the noise Ari and I just made.

Comments

Re: B/c you missed the start.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

*concentrates with you*

FYI that icon brings me JOY.

[boji.livejournal.com]

Can't scroll through 52 comments - forgive me. Wanted to ask if someone gave you the heads up from Defamer I'm quoting here:

A Defamer operative much better connected than we are (of course, your average set PA has more juice than we do) snagged invites to both the Oscar pre-parties thrown by ICM's Ed Limato and CAA's Bryan "George Clooney's Oscar Date" Lourd.

And there's a pic: here (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/clooney-lourd.php)

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Did you see George Clooney on Barbara Walters' show? Your Ari-George-Brad-et-al fics are eating my brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3IjSXOt8c&search=george%20clooney

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

a) OMG, I suck, they said it was being broadcast live. Damn the man

b) We we we. Yes, do you know that George actually has a potty mouth that could put Ari to shame? Really.

c) Your icon, yay!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Um, oh bugger wassit -- YouTube I think it's called.

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Speaking of, "Pimps...pimps are like managers with better hats"~ approximation.

I cried. I cried hysterical tears of laughter.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

[insert huge grin here]

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think that was the collective air of the Clooney Awards, no?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I did see it. Well, I taped it. Who cares, it was George being charming, how can you go wrong?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ari had to miss the show at the last minute, because his daughter was sick. He asked Bryan to take his place at the last minute. He also said if Bryan tried to take his client he'd hang his balls from his rearview mirror. A good time was had by all.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm cracking up like you wouldn't believe. The other photos have all be looked at like 600-700 times; the one of Jake & George? 1000+

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

As did I. As did I.

He was so talking about Ari.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I think you may be right. Have they elected him King yet?

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

Dammit, that was me.

[psycho-llama.livejournal.com]

XD Best Oscars ever! I'm waiting patiently for the John Stewart/George Clooney that will result from that skit.

I also bring some of the best after-party photos ever (from here (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5835837.html))





Enjoy!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

How drunk would you have to be. VERY.