It's all about the hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

The Unholy Terror Joan Rivers: What are you looking forward to the most tonight?

George Clooney: How drunk I'm going to be in an hour and a half.

I <3 George.


Ari is beside himself. Literally. Did you see him at last night's Indie Spirit Awards? ruidoso sent me photos because Ari was there with George*! Also, thank you to everybody who read and commented on Building Steam From a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold. It means a lot to me. And Ari.

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him? I smell hypocrisy. I bet Austin has something to say about that for real.


*Apparently, Ari was working the room and trying to sign Felicity Huffman. It's always work work work.


ETA2: George Clooney and Jon Stewart in bed together. And it's not Anderson Cooper's dream. This is officially the best awards show ever. I don't ever have to see another awards show again in my life.

Is the entire show going to be Jon flirting with George? I am SO watching the whole thing now.


ETA3: jskejvnaoimvcakfjvcwc. Yeah. That's the noise Ari and I just made.

Comments

[boji.livejournal.com]

Write this! Write this! You will write this, right?

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Oh, George.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

He just said that it was just like kissing a woman. AH! Liar.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[boji.livejournal.com]

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him?

Same reason Heath and Michelle looked ultra!het and ultra!married on the red carpet.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, you noticed that too? Also, why did everyone's dresses look as though they'd been through the blender?

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Now I'm tempted to write you Ari signing Felicity Huffman.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude. DUDE!

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Thies is George's stock answer for the evening apparently. And bless him for it. It's no wonder why we love him so.

(And yay for Ari's Night. Oscar who? It's all about Ari, baby.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's all Ari, baby.

You know he just pitched a show to HBO called the George Channel: All George, all George the time.

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

Could Michelle LOOK any more terrified? Jesus, that's sad.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Her dress looks as though it went through the shredder. It's just too bright for her.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GODS I LOVE JON AND GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.

[boji.livejournal.com]

You could not have had a better gift than the opening titles! God I <3 George!!!
(You don't mind me delurking, do you? ;-)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The opening titles were just meh and then Jon was in bed with Halle, and as he rolled over for the second time I said to myself if it's Anderson or George I will die. I didn't actually *expect* it to be George.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Jon/George. It could be a whole new fandom.

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, that was all yours, Z. You are taking notes, right? I expect fic before the end of the day on Monday, damn it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was just like, say what? Say What? OMGWTFBBQ!!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh no. No no no no. Don't say that. See this commentary (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/375510.html?thread=8846806#t8846806)? This was BEFORE he won. I only watched the pre-show crap for him, and dude, I recognized the back of his head before he even turned around. So sad, but Jon spent the first five minutes of the show flirting with George hardcore in front of like the whole world. Anderson probably had a stroke. And then he WON.

*Ari plotzes*

[boji.livejournal.com]

re the Sadam/Oscar comment - Jon just can't help himself. Jesus you could even write him and George as an OTP at this rate. Passionate, political... porny.

[boji.livejournal.com]

God Jake G. looks awkward and ... awkward.

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

Bloody Americans and their bloody live feed. Seriously.

We got the red carpet on cable and George was all 'We are very good looking and we are used to being ignored' and now I realise he was talking about Ari. Stupid me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

a) OMG, I suck, they said it was being broadcast live. Damn the man

b) We we we. Yes, do you know that George actually has a potty mouth that could put Ari to shame? Really.

c) Your icon, yay!

[30toseoul.livejournal.com]

Do you know if the whole show going to be around for downloading anywhere?? Because I don't have TV and am DYING to see all the flirting.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Um, oh bugger wassit -- YouTube I think it's called.

[boji.livejournal.com]

I didn't know we could wear jeans? Oh come on it's a gift of a line.

[czechangel.livejournal.com]

Thank god. I'm not the only one getting the Jon/George vibe. That was so freakin' cool! Someone should open a community directly for that.
Guh. I want to have Jon's babies.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Dude, this is my post about the intro and stuff:

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This is only squee about the intro. Spoilery anyway. Shout-out to hackthis.





You know where they finally get to Jon Stewart? Who's in bed with Selma Hayick(sp?) and that tuns out to be a dream? Yeah.

And then he goes back to sleep only to wake up with George frackken' Clooney????????????????? And he is like *squee* and *SCORE!!!!!!* *MAN!CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!* ???????????


(Why is it that I want Ari to be Wentworth Miller's manager?)
Speaking of, "Pimps...pimps are like managers with better hats"~ approximation.

Life with slash goggles is bliss. That is all.

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Ari is love. The flirting was awesome. I am so blissed out at the moment.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Speaking of, "Pimps...pimps are like managers with better hats"~ approximation.

I cried. I cried hysterical tears of laughter.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

...What does it say that I heard the news for Best Supporting, pumped my hand into the air and screeched 'You got Gold, baby!'

You corrupted me so very much. :happy sigh:

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

[insert huge grin here]

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Word. Also? Did you see the look on Jake's face when George accepted? I think it can be summed up best with "I'd do him."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think that was the collective air of the Clooney Awards, no?

*fixed a typo*

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

There's a bunch of pictures up on Getty/Wireimages of Jake and George talking before the Oscars. I'm working on the getting them untaged, so I can fangirl in all of their HQ glory.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

They're here: http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=634&page=1

[boji.livejournal.com]

Can't scroll through 52 comments - forgive me. Wanted to ask if someone gave you the heads up from Defamer I'm quoting here:

A Defamer operative much better connected than we are (of course, your average set PA has more juice than we do) snagged invites to both the Oscar pre-parties thrown by ICM's Ed Limato and CAA's Bryan "George Clooney's Oscar Date" Lourd.

And there's a pic: here (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/clooney-lourd.php)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ari had to miss the show at the last minute, because his daughter was sick. He asked Bryan to take his place at the last minute. He also said if Bryan tried to take his client he'd hang his balls from his rearview mirror. A good time was had by all.

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Did you see George Clooney on Barbara Walters' show? Your Ari-George-Brad-et-al fics are eating my brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3IjSXOt8c&search=george%20clooney

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I did see it. Well, I taped it. Who cares, it was George being charming, how can you go wrong?

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

Dammit, that was me.