It's all about the hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

The Unholy Terror Joan Rivers: What are you looking forward to the most tonight?

George Clooney: How drunk I'm going to be in an hour and a half.

I <3 George.


Ari is beside himself. Literally. Did you see him at last night's Indie Spirit Awards? ruidoso sent me photos because Ari was there with George*! Also, thank you to everybody who read and commented on Building Steam From a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold. It means a lot to me. And Ari.

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him? I smell hypocrisy. I bet Austin has something to say about that for real.


*Apparently, Ari was working the room and trying to sign Felicity Huffman. It's always work work work.


ETA2: George Clooney and Jon Stewart in bed together. And it's not Anderson Cooper's dream. This is officially the best awards show ever. I don't ever have to see another awards show again in my life.

Is the entire show going to be Jon flirting with George? I am SO watching the whole thing now.


ETA3: jskejvnaoimvcakfjvcwc. Yeah. That's the noise Ari and I just made.

Comments

[boji.livejournal.com]

Write this! Write this! You will write this, right?

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Oh, George.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

He just said that it was just like kissing a woman. AH! Liar.

[boji.livejournal.com]

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him?

Same reason Heath and Michelle looked ultra!het and ultra!married on the red carpet.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Now I'm tempted to write you Ari signing Felicity Huffman.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Thies is George's stock answer for the evening apparently. And bless him for it. It's no wonder why we love him so.

(And yay for Ari's Night. Oscar who? It's all about Ari, baby.)

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

Could Michelle LOOK any more terrified? Jesus, that's sad.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GODS I LOVE JON AND GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boji.livejournal.com]

You could not have had a better gift than the opening titles! God I <3 George!!!
(You don't mind me delurking, do you? ;-)

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, that was all yours, Z. You are taking notes, right? I expect fic before the end of the day on Monday, damn it.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!

[boji.livejournal.com]

re the Sadam/Oscar comment - Jon just can't help himself. Jesus you could even write him and George as an OTP at this rate. Passionate, political... porny.

[boji.livejournal.com]

God Jake G. looks awkward and ... awkward.

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

Bloody Americans and their bloody live feed. Seriously.

We got the red carpet on cable and George was all 'We are very good looking and we are used to being ignored' and now I realise he was talking about Ari. Stupid me.

[30toseoul.livejournal.com]

Do you know if the whole show going to be around for downloading anywhere?? Because I don't have TV and am DYING to see all the flirting.

[boji.livejournal.com]

I didn't know we could wear jeans? Oh come on it's a gift of a line.

[czechangel.livejournal.com]

Thank god. I'm not the only one getting the Jon/George vibe. That was so freakin' cool! Someone should open a community directly for that.
Guh. I want to have Jon's babies.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Dude, this is my post about the intro and stuff:

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This is only squee about the intro. Spoilery anyway. Shout-out to hackthis.





You know where they finally get to Jon Stewart? Who's in bed with Selma Hayick(sp?) and that tuns out to be a dream? Yeah.

And then he goes back to sleep only to wake up with George frackken' Clooney????????????????? And he is like *squee* and *SCORE!!!!!!* *MAN!CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!* ???????????


(Why is it that I want Ari to be Wentworth Miller's manager?)
Speaking of, "Pimps...pimps are like managers with better hats"~ approximation.

Life with slash goggles is bliss. That is all.

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Ari is love. The flirting was awesome. I am so blissed out at the moment.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

...What does it say that I heard the news for Best Supporting, pumped my hand into the air and screeched 'You got Gold, baby!'

You corrupted me so very much. :happy sigh:

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Word. Also? Did you see the look on Jake's face when George accepted? I think it can be summed up best with "I'd do him."

*fixed a typo*

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

There's a bunch of pictures up on Getty/Wireimages of Jake and George talking before the Oscars. I'm working on the getting them untaged, so I can fangirl in all of their HQ glory.

[boji.livejournal.com]

Can't scroll through 52 comments - forgive me. Wanted to ask if someone gave you the heads up from Defamer I'm quoting here:

A Defamer operative much better connected than we are (of course, your average set PA has more juice than we do) snagged invites to both the Oscar pre-parties thrown by ICM's Ed Limato and CAA's Bryan "George Clooney's Oscar Date" Lourd.

And there's a pic: here (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/clooney-lourd.php)

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Did you see George Clooney on Barbara Walters' show? Your Ari-George-Brad-et-al fics are eating my brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3IjSXOt8c&search=george%20clooney

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

Dammit, that was me.