It's all about the hotass.

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The Unholy Terror Joan Rivers: What are you looking forward to the most tonight?

George Clooney: How drunk I'm going to be in an hour and a half.

I <3 George.


Ari is beside himself. Literally. Did you see him at last night's Indie Spirit Awards? ruidoso sent me photos because Ari was there with George*! Also, thank you to everybody who read and commented on Building Steam From a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold. It means a lot to me. And Ari.

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him? I smell hypocrisy. I bet Austin has something to say about that for real.


*Apparently, Ari was working the room and trying to sign Felicity Huffman. It's always work work work.


ETA2: George Clooney and Jon Stewart in bed together. And it's not Anderson Cooper's dream. This is officially the best awards show ever. I don't ever have to see another awards show again in my life.

Is the entire show going to be Jon flirting with George? I am SO watching the whole thing now.


ETA3: jskejvnaoimvcakfjvcwc. Yeah. That's the noise Ari and I just made.

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[boji.livejournal.com]

Write this! Write this! You will write this, right?

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Oh, George.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

He just said that it was just like kissing a woman. AH! Liar.

[boji.livejournal.com]

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him?

Same reason Heath and Michelle looked ultra!het and ultra!married on the red carpet.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Now I'm tempted to write you Ari signing Felicity Huffman.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Thies is George's stock answer for the evening apparently. And bless him for it. It's no wonder why we love him so.

(And yay for Ari's Night. Oscar who? It's all about Ari, baby.)

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

Could Michelle LOOK any more terrified? Jesus, that's sad.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GODS I LOVE JON AND GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boji.livejournal.com]

You could not have had a better gift than the opening titles! God I <3 George!!!
(You don't mind me delurking, do you? ;-)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude. DUDE!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, you noticed that too? Also, why did everyone's dresses look as though they'd been through the blender?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's all Ari, baby.

You know he just pitched a show to HBO called the George Channel: All George, all George the time.

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Her dress looks as though it went through the shredder. It's just too bright for her.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The opening titles were just meh and then Jon was in bed with Halle, and as he rolled over for the second time I said to myself if it's Anderson or George I will die. I didn't actually *expect* it to be George.

[boji.livejournal.com]

Also, why did everyone's dresses look as though they'd been through the blender?
They think, wrongly, that they're dressing in homage to the 1920's.

BTW I think it's Clooney's night and then some. God Jake looks gutted and crushed.

[boji.livejournal.com]

From Ari's mouth to God's ear.

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, that was all yours, Z. You are taking notes, right? I expect fic before the end of the day on Monday, damn it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Jon/George. It could be a whole new fandom.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

AND THEN THEY ALL DO IT WITH JON STEWART. While Ari brags about how many blowjobs he made Llyod give to get George the award

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

While Ari brags about how many blowjobs he made Llyod give to get George the award

I already wrote that story just to get the noms! Dude, seriously.

[soobunny.livejournal.com]

I"m sure someone at tds_rps will write it. Because we are a crazy bunch...

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!

[boji.livejournal.com]

re the Sadam/Oscar comment - Jon just can't help himself. Jesus you could even write him and George as an OTP at this rate. Passionate, political... porny.