The spaceship has landed!!!

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To get everyone back on track with items of real importance:

TomKat has had the baby!

I've been told it's a girl, and her name is Suri.

ETA: Thank you People magazine for confirming what I already know. Also, uh, my friend just sent me this, to you know, check on the timeline and stuff.

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Poor, poor Suri.

So do you think Katie a) used painkilling drugs and b) screamed? Because I would hate it for Tom to have to fuck around with the tents of his absurd faith.

Not.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Aaand that would be tenets. Thank you.

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I dunno, the tents thing was pretty interesting. They do actually have Scientology tents on his film sets, did you hear about that?