The spaceship has landed!!!

[hackthis_archive]

To get everyone back on track with items of real importance:

TomKat has had the baby!

I've been told it's a girl, and her name is Suri.

ETA: Thank you People magazine for confirming what I already know. Also, uh, my friend just sent me this, to you know, check on the timeline and stuff.

Comments

SPAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWN

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

OMG I am so sorry for it.

Re: SPAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWN

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was just like, huh.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Heh. I love you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Re icon: Happy endings are only happy until you close the book and then it all gets shot to hell. What cynicism?

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Word.

And sometimes, writers think they are making a good love story but in fact it's complete crap and they should get rid of one of the characters completely.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Suri.

So do you think Katie a) used painkilling drugs and b) screamed? Because I would hate it for Tom to have to fuck around with the tents of his absurd faith.

Not.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Aaand that would be tenets. Thank you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I dunno, the tents thing was pretty interesting. They do actually have Scientology tents on his film sets, did you hear about that?

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

I hope to god Katie takes the spawn and runs. Far, far away from him. *shudder*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, we'll see what happens won't we? ;)

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness the adoption finally went through. Katie can finally stop wearing that pillow. But Suri? Well, I suppose if they didn't know the sex of the child it was a good unisex pick.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I like it; I don't see it fitting so much with Cruise or Holmes, but the name on its own is lovely. Suri Cruise. Sounds like a holiday cruise.

[queen-geek.livejournal.com]

You took the words right out of my MSN conversation.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Xenu help us.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You get a cookie for the best response.

[30toseoul.livejournal.com]

*wanders off holding head*

[maroonraven.livejournal.com]

It's a girl? Damn. Guess I can't joke around it's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.

Or can I...?

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Suri Cruise? I feel there's a pun or something in there that I just don't get yet.

Surprised they didn't name her "Hubbard" or "Dyan-Ettix."

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Oh, that poor spawn. My head hurts now.

This is reallllllly creepy liek woah.

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

To quote some other forum, it's a 'a 1.5 pound, 14-inch bouncing baby bolster with blue buttons and tassels on both ends.' ;)