The spaceship has landed!!!

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To get everyone back on track with items of real importance:

TomKat has had the baby!

I've been told it's a girl, and her name is Suri.

ETA: Thank you People magazine for confirming what I already know. Also, uh, my friend just sent me this, to you know, check on the timeline and stuff.

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To quote some other forum, it's a 'a 1.5 pound, 14-inch bouncing baby bolster with blue buttons and tassels on both ends.' ;)