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President and Vice President Hold Press Conference.

President George Clooney and Vice President Barack Obama sat down with Treasury Secretary Sam Brownback to talk about the current financial surplus and how the President plans to spend that money.

"Five years ago, I would've used this money to finance a movie critizing the administration, but since I *am* the administration, that would be a little detrimental. I was thinking I would just give all the money to PBS and the arts. And Medicaid, because it would be nice if we all had heath coverage, wouldn't it?"

After sorting out the crisis in Darfur, creating peace in the Middle East, finding an alternative oil source in vegetable oil, and financing a cure for cancer, the President laughed off suggestions that he might need a vacation. "I'll sleep when Anderson says I can," the President joked of the First Gentleman. "Apparently, I still need to get global warming under control or I have to sleep on the sofa tonight."

After today's press conference, Clooney and Obama will meet with the Secretary of State Oprah Winfrey, and Chief of Staff Ari Gold to talk about ways to improve the U.S.'s standing with third world countries. "We're talking about dropping the debt for 2012," Winfrey confided to The Washington Post earlier this week. "We think it's about time that everyone got on the same page."

When asked about Winfrey's statement, Gold rolled his eyes. "Hell no," he said. "Tell Oprah to get back on her meds."

The President and the First Gentleman will be in London next week to attend the baptism of Prince William's daughter, Diana.



**This travesty of RPF created based on George being so awesome and speaking before the UN today. Yay, George! Also, heidi8 tells me that George will be on Anderson tonight because he misses his baby daddy even though Anderson is still out of the office. Do you think they have satellite phone sex?

I am so wrong. I know this. It's great. I need to buy me one of those Clooney in 2008 shirts

Comments

[dine.livejournal.com]

I'm in love. completely and totally in love with this notion and with you for writing this. how soon can we make it reality?

[thecomfychair.livejournal.com]

This made me like 8 different levels of happy. Oh George, how are you so awesome?

[septembergurl.livejournal.com]

Why isn't this real? *sighs*

[melodylemming.livejournal.com]

That pretty much sounds like my ideal universe. Also, I'm really glad no one was in the room with my when I read the bit about Oprah and Ari, because I sort of squealed, except not quite. It was weirder than that.

[jcalanthe]

I love you for things like this. It's hilarious and awesome, and somehow Ari is still Ari in this fairyland you've created, which is just marvelous.

[frankrike.livejournal.com]

Ack, this is a dream come true.

The President and the First Man will be in London next week to attend the baptism of Prince William's daughter, Diana.

This line is to die for adorable.

squee!

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Never have I been so glad to be informatively useful.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, hush. Please. Because the idea of Jon Stewart with a sparkly pink pen drawing Jon + George 4eva is enough to put me in palpitations. Forget about the idea of Jon having a sekrit hate on Anderson (even though they're friends) because not only is he first man, but he got there by boning Jon's crush. Ohhhhhhh boy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know, sweetie, Ari loves him more too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We try.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Those aren't even the shirts I was looking for, but they were the first ones I came across. I know you want one for Xmas, don't even lie.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

How is George so awesome?


I know. That must be tought to deal with first thing in the morning. Good thing Anderson is a Vanderbilt.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Me too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know. He rocks hard.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are made of the awesome, hackthis, since how badly do I want that 267 word drabble to be real??? Oh so badly.


I know. Oh, baby, I know.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I try.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aw. Ari loves you too, even though he's trying to get George to raise taxes again.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Happiness and puppies. I thought puppies = happiness, so that's pretty damn impressive.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm in love. completely and totally in love with this notion and with you for writing this. how soon can we make it reality?

If you get the 2X4, I'll get the tarp, and then we just have to get George elected. That should be easy peasy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh George, how are you so awesome?

I know!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If this were real, I would be a lot more interested in politics. So would everybody else.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I make noises like that sometimes. They're normally Ari-related, too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We're going to go to fairyland someday, you'll see! *wishes real hard*