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President and Vice President Hold Press Conference.
President and Vice President Hold Press Conference.



President George Clooney and Vice President Barack Obama sat down with Treasury Secretary Sam Brownback to talk about the current financial surplus and how the President plans to spend that money.

"Five years ago, I would've used this money to finance a movie critizing the administration, but since I *am* the administration, that would be a little detrimental. I was thinking I would just give all the money to PBS and the arts. And Medicaid, because it would be nice if we all had heath coverage, wouldn't it?"

After sorting out the crisis in Darfur, creating peace in the Middle East, finding an alternative oil source in vegetable oil, and financing a cure for cancer, the President laughed off suggestions that he might need a vacation. "I'll sleep when Anderson says I can," the President joked of the First Gentleman. "Apparently, I still need to get global warming under control or I have to sleep on the sofa tonight."

After today's press conference, Clooney and Obama will meet with the Secretary of State Oprah Winfrey, and Chief of Staff Ari Gold to talk about ways to improve the U.S.'s standing with third world countries. "We're talking about dropping the debt for 2012," Winfrey confided to The Washington Post earlier this week. "We think it's about time that everyone got on the same page."

When asked about Winfrey's statement, Gold rolled his eyes. "Hell no," he said. "Tell Oprah to get back on her meds."

The President and the First Gentleman will be in London next week to attend the baptism of Prince William's daughter, Diana.




**This travesty of RPF created based on George being so awesome and speaking before the UN today. Yay, George! Also, [livejournal.com profile] heidi8 tells me that George will be on Anderson tonight because he misses his baby daddy even though Anderson is still out of the office. Do you think they have satellite phone sex?

I am so wrong. I know this. It's great. I need to buy me one of those Clooney in 2008 shirts
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Date: 2006-09-14 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com
I seriously love you. But I love George more. It's just the way it is.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I know, sweetie, Ari loves him more too.

Date: 2006-09-14 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com
Heh. This totally made my day.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-09-14 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
Excuse me...CLOONEY '08????????????? Ok, I wish I was as classless as some people, because this is how I would kit out my minion army right there!

Date: 2006-09-15 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Those aren't even the shirts I was looking for, but they were the first ones I came across. I know you want one for Xmas, don't even lie.

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Date: 2006-09-14 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com
How is George so awesome?

When asked about Winfrey's statement Secretary Gold rolled his eyes. "Hell no," he said. "Tell Oprah to get back on her meds."

Haha.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
How is George so awesome?


I know. That must be tought to deal with first thing in the morning. Good thing Anderson is a Vanderbilt.

Date: 2006-09-14 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com
Wow. That's pretty in all sorts of ways.

Though if Clooney and Obama were President and Vice-President the Daily Show would no longer be funny because Jon Stewart would just spend all his time drooling and doodling Jon + George with hearts around it. Actually that would be hilarious. Nevermind.

There needs to be some sort of crack AU where Clooney is president.

Date: 2006-09-14 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com
Which I realize it what you just did, but I'm just wondering how everyone else is coping with a George Clooney led world. Like is Brad Pitt at all bitter at not being First Man? And What of Matt Damon? These are things I need to know!

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Date: 2006-09-14 07:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] twoweevils.livejournal.com
Wow. I want to live in that universe.

K.

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Date: 2006-09-14 07:18 pm (UTC)
starfishchick: (o11 - rustydanny - cherryice)
From: [personal profile] starfishchick
OH GEORGE YOU ARE THE BESTEST.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I know. He rocks hard.

Date: 2006-09-14 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Personally, I think my vote goes to Obama for Pres and George for Veep. That way a) Obama is President and b) George continues to have time to look sexy and avoid going from salt-and-pepper to totally white-haired. yis.

Date: 2006-09-14 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I am trying to keep myself from harassing you about my story, don't start none.

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Date: 2006-09-14 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veradeath.livejournal.com
You are made of the awesome, hackthis, since how badly do I want that 267 word drabble to be real??? Oh so badly.

Mmm, George/Anderson. Yis.

I shall have to snag me one of those shirts. Yis.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
You are made of the awesome, hackthis, since how badly do I want that 267 word drabble to be real??? Oh so badly.


I know. Oh, baby, I know.

Date: 2006-09-14 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlitpines.livejournal.com
You had me at the picture & caption, girl.

The rest was just sheer joy.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:26 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-09-14 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sodamnquirky.livejournal.com
god. i love you.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Aw. Ari loves you too, even though he's trying to get George to raise taxes again.

Date: 2006-09-14 08:02 pm (UTC)
aurora: (Lyrics Walking To Hawaii)
From: [personal profile] aurora
I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU AND FOR THIS 'TRAVESTY'.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Ah, thanks!

Date: 2006-09-14 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vic-ramsey.livejournal.com
First Man is Anderson right? He would so give up his career to help his baby daddy his husband.

Date: 2006-09-14 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vic-ramsey.livejournal.com
Doh! *read again* YES! Anderson is George's baby momma! This post=happiness and puppies!

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Date: 2006-09-14 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dine.livejournal.com
I'm in love. completely and totally in love with this notion and with you for writing this. how soon can we make it reality?

Date: 2006-09-15 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I'm in love. completely and totally in love with this notion and with you for writing this. how soon can we make it reality?

If you get the 2X4, I'll get the tarp, and then we just have to get George elected. That should be easy peasy.

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Date: 2006-09-14 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecomfychair.livejournal.com
This made me like 8 different levels of happy. Oh George, how are you so awesome?

Date: 2006-09-15 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Oh George, how are you so awesome?

I know!

Date: 2006-09-14 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] septembergurl.livejournal.com
Why isn't this real? *sighs*

Date: 2006-09-15 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
If this were real, I would be a lot more interested in politics. So would everybody else.

Date: 2006-09-14 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melodylemming.livejournal.com
That pretty much sounds like my ideal universe. Also, I'm really glad no one was in the room with my when I read the bit about Oprah and Ari, because I sort of squealed, except not quite. It was weirder than that.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
It's okay, I make noises like that sometimes. They're normally Ari-related, too.

Date: 2006-09-14 09:46 pm (UTC)
jcalanthe: bucky saying "mmmmmonkeys!" (mmmonkeys)
From: [personal profile] jcalanthe
I love you for things like this. It's hilarious and awesome, and somehow Ari is still Ari in this fairyland you've created, which is just marvelous.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
We're going to go to fairyland someday, you'll see! *wishes real hard*

Date: 2006-09-14 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frankrike.livejournal.com
Ack, this is a dream come true.

The President and the First Man will be in London next week to attend the baptism of Prince William's daughter, Diana.

This line is to die for adorable.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
That line made me stupidly happy I have to say.

squee!

Date: 2006-09-14 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heidi8.livejournal.com
Never have I been so glad to be informatively useful.

Re: squee!

Date: 2006-09-15 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Thank you so much.

Date: 2006-09-15 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sapporonoodles.livejournal.com
I take all the Anderson slash I can get, and today I got this article and the eyesex that shall be tonight's AC360. :D Thanks for reminding me.

Date: 2006-09-15 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
The entire time I was watching the interview all I could think was, "Aw, George missed Anderson so much that he agreed to the interview just so he could be in his office!"

Date: 2006-09-15 01:39 am (UTC)
ext_1997: (Default)
From: [identity profile] boji.livejournal.com
Clooney was amazing. I watched on CNN and watched all of Wiesel's speech too. As I said in a f-locked post over on my LJ:


    And over on CNN - International George Clooney was buffed, bespoked and beautifully elegant. He was addressing the UN about the looming crisis in the Sudan. He spoke a tad awkwardly, spoke with passion and looked more gorgeous than I've ever seen him look - which yes I admit is bloody shallow of me to have even noticed at a time when he's pleading for intervention to save human life. Professor Elie Wiesel was in the delegation with him and spoke wonderfully about what the UN could/should do.

    How did he look? He's the personification of a homage to Cary Grant & Gregory Peck. In technicolour. Or, as they used to say: Living Technicolour.


      Yes, it was f-locked for other reasons ;-)

Date: 2006-09-15 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
He did look smashing, didn't he? Phwoar.

Date: 2006-09-15 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iseult-variante.livejournal.com
This made my entire WEEK. Thank you! *big giant smiles!*

Date: 2006-09-15 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
You are very welcome!

Date: 2006-09-15 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vylit.livejournal.com
Oh, George. And this, this would be why I adore that man.

Date: 2006-09-15 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I know. George is made of awesome.
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