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President and Vice President Hold Press Conference.

President George Clooney and Vice President Barack Obama sat down with Treasury Secretary Sam Brownback to talk about the current financial surplus and how the President plans to spend that money.

"Five years ago, I would've used this money to finance a movie critizing the administration, but since I *am* the administration, that would be a little detrimental. I was thinking I would just give all the money to PBS and the arts. And Medicaid, because it would be nice if we all had heath coverage, wouldn't it?"

After sorting out the crisis in Darfur, creating peace in the Middle East, finding an alternative oil source in vegetable oil, and financing a cure for cancer, the President laughed off suggestions that he might need a vacation. "I'll sleep when Anderson says I can," the President joked of the First Gentleman. "Apparently, I still need to get global warming under control or I have to sleep on the sofa tonight."

After today's press conference, Clooney and Obama will meet with the Secretary of State Oprah Winfrey, and Chief of Staff Ari Gold to talk about ways to improve the U.S.'s standing with third world countries. "We're talking about dropping the debt for 2012," Winfrey confided to The Washington Post earlier this week. "We think it's about time that everyone got on the same page."

When asked about Winfrey's statement, Gold rolled his eyes. "Hell no," he said. "Tell Oprah to get back on her meds."

The President and the First Gentleman will be in London next week to attend the baptism of Prince William's daughter, Diana.



**This travesty of RPF created based on George being so awesome and speaking before the UN today. Yay, George! Also, heidi8 tells me that George will be on Anderson tonight because he misses his baby daddy even though Anderson is still out of the office. Do you think they have satellite phone sex?

I am so wrong. I know this. It's great. I need to buy me one of those Clooney in 2008 shirts

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's pretty in all sorts of ways.

Though if Clooney and Obama were President and Vice-President the Daily Show would no longer be funny because Jon Stewart would just spend all his time drooling and doodling Jon + George with hearts around it. Actually that would be hilarious. Nevermind.

There needs to be some sort of crack AU where Clooney is president.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Which I realize it what you just did, but I'm just wondering how everyone else is coping with a George Clooney led world. Like is Brad Pitt at all bitter at not being First Man? And What of Matt Damon? These are things I need to know!

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Oh, hush. Please. Because the idea of Jon Stewart with a sparkly pink pen drawing Jon + George 4eva is enough to put me in palpitations. Forget about the idea of Jon having a sekrit hate on Anderson (even though they're friends) because not only is he first man, but he got there by boning Jon's crush. Ohhhhhhh boy.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Forget about the idea of Jon having a sekrit hate on Anderson (even though they're friends) because not only is he first man, but he got there by boning Jon's crush

And the tragic thing about Jon's hate for Anderson would be the fact that Anderson actually has a little crush on Jon which George would tease him about and then Anderson would get all giggly.