"I'm really just a sensitive artist." (Link-o-rama)

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1. For those who missed it on Friday, I put up my November Frankenstein Mix, so yay, music!

2. George's pig, Max, died! I am very sad about this. Obviously not as sad as George, but Ari and I are very depressed on George's behalf. I told Ari he couldn't send George bacon in a gift basket though.

3. Speaking of George, uh, you may've heard that the reason Danny Devito was drunk on The View* last week was because he was still drunk from drinking with George the night before. Good one, George!

*For those who don't know The View is just another craptastic American talk show about fuck all besides giving celebs places to talk about how they great they are. You know, the usual b.s..

4. Ugly Betty fic! by mardia. I absolutely adore Ugly Betty, and America Ferrera, and this just made me very happy. There should be way more UB fic.

5. If you are not watching Rob & Big on MTV you are truly missing out on something great. Just saying. Rob Dyrdek is a big-time skateboarder (I'm sure John Sheppard is a fan) and Big is his bodyguard and they live together and they have a baby bulldog named Meaty. You can catch the episodes on mtv.com here, and believe me I know how shitty MTV has been over the last ten (fifteen) years, but this is just AWESOME. They are so married. ♥ Rob and Big.

Also, randomly, people go and tell sparky77 that Heroes RPS featuring Adrian Pasdar (who is fast becoming my favorite hotass on TV) and Milo Twentymiles is bad and wrong and writing itself. Err, ignore that. Wow, I can chose between really bad!wrong!RPS or really bad and wrong incest.

I think I'll just go write some nice dysfunctional FNL. Or maybe Clueless. I so want to write some Clueless. Or Ugly Betty. Did everyone have a nice weekend?

Comments

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean, I can't send bacon? It's a gift of honor. No pig could ask for more than to be the best breakfast meat there is. It's not like I'm sending sausage, for Christ's sake."

"I just don't think it'd be wise, Ari." Mrs. Ari is opening her mouth and it's not to put his dick in it, so Ari knows he's in trouble. Fuck. "George might think you were disrespectful."

"I fucking am disrespectful, baby." He shuffles through his handheld and places and order for the biggest fucking funeral wreath he can find. And he orders George a copy of the complete set of Porky's movies, just for symmetry.

"It's all right, Ari. At least it died of natural causes and not because you backed over it this time."

"I didn't back over the fucking thing on purpose." He snaps off a hunk of bacon with his teeth and savors it, his eyes narrowing. "If it'd been on purpose, I wouldn't have had to send the flowers."

"You're a sick fucker, Ari."

He nods and takes another bite. "That's why you love me, baby. That's why they all love me."

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Also, I vote for Ugly Betty fic. *smooch*

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I love you like I'M BLIND BABY!!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Ari says you should forget about me and just will the love directly to him. He takes cash, money orders and blow jobs. Not necessarily in that order.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see you and Ari have been spending quality time together, like the chicken pox! It's true, once you have him, he never really leaves.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Ari doesn't like to admit how comfortable he is in my head where all the boys are having sex. *g*

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Yeah, he pretends otherwise, but I think he secretly finds it less stressful than being around a bunch of women having sex, because that's bound to get him into trouble.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

He can just kick back, take a look around. With women, he has to be on the look out, not to mention the biggest dick in the pack. It's tough being, Ari sometimes.

Not that he'd trade it for all the pussy in China, mind you, but it ain't always easy, you know?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

ARI LOVES YOU! *is so proud*