hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-02-09 09:37 am
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Heroes - Ducks in the Bathtub (Nathan, Peter, PG)

It's been a Petrelli kind of week around these parts. What can I say, I'm totally enamoured of Nathan and want to have his illegitimate babies (oh, wait).

Earlier this week [livejournal.com profile] slodwick and I posted Under the Influence of You, which is our first collaborative mix. Yesterday I wrote Jealousy, Man, It's a Bitch, which is either Peter & Nathan or Peter/Nathan, depending on your point of view. It has nothing to do with this. This might send you into sugar-shock, but I think it's worth it.

Heroes
Nathan Petrelli, Peter Petrelli
Pre-series (very pre-series)
General. Rated PG. Your mother could read this. Hell, my mother could read this.


Ducks in the Bathtub





Nathan finally spies Peter kneeling by the side of the riverbank, and he can already hear his mother berating him for not keeping a closer eye on his brother. He curses softly under his breath as he tries to make his way down the hill without falling on his ass.

"Jesus, Pete, what are you doing playing in the mud?" he calls, irritation radiating from every pore as his loafers slide on the wet grass. "Mom's going to kill you -- we're already late for dinner -- and where the hell is Hilda? Haven't I told you not to be down here by yourself?"

Nathan can't believe this. Peter could've fucking drowned while his nanny is probably off blowing their dad, and what's the point in having nannies if they don't look after Peter at least some of the time?

At six years old, Peter is all big eyes and floppy hair, and crap, he's got mud all over his hands. "Shit," Nathan complains, losing traction for a moment before sliding to a halt mere inches from the riverbank.

If he'd gone into the water, someone would've had to die -- or at least heard about it for a very long time.

"Nathan, look!" Peter's pointing at something, but all Nathan can see is the mud smeared along the side of his face.

"Get up." Nathan's voice is sharp as he grabs Peter by the wrist and tries to pull him to his feet. He knows his voice is too harsh because Peter gives him this look that's all wobbling lower lip, and Nathan sighs audibly. "What do you want me to look at?" he asks, even as he yanks his handkerchief out of his pocket and tries to clean off Peter's filthy hands.

"The ducks," Peter says, "Look at the ducks."

Peter glances across the river, but doesn't see anything. "They're nice, Peter. Really nice. Quack," he adds at Peter's assessing look.

"Nathan," Peter's got that wheedling tone to his voice. It makes Nathan's chest hurt. Their mother is right -- he is a sucker for his kid brother. "Not there -- over there. Look'it, look'it."

Peter's a mess; he's got dirt on the knees of his pants, and they're never going to leave at this rate. Nathan crouches down to wet his handkerchief and is startled by a tiny quack. "Jesus!" he exclaims, falling back on his haunches.

Two tiny, fuzzy yellow ducks look at him curiously from the shallows as Peter's laugh trills across the water. "See," Peter commands, but Nathan has his own issues because he's just sat on the wet riverbank.

"Damnit, Peter," Nathan curses, getting to his feet and scooping Peter into his arms. Wonderful -- now they both have to change.

"But, Nathan," Peter squirms as Nathan carries him back up the bank, "I don't wanna go to smelly Aunt Rose's house -- I wanna play."

"Peter, enough," Nathan snaps after slipping and almost dropping Peter on the hill.

In his periphery Nathan can see Peter sulking, and he sighs. "Later," he promises, shifting Peter from one hip to the other. "You can play with the ducks later."

Peter sticks his thumb in his mouth as he rests his head on Nathan's shoulder. "Don't wanna go."

"Yeah, I know," Nathan says, sighing when he sees his mother standing on the balcony of the house and looking in their direction.

This is one thing he won't miss at Princeton -- the weekly dinners with his mother's side of the family. He flinches when one of Peter's filthy, wet hands wraps around his neck, but resolutely doesn't complain when Peter snuffles into his shoulder.

"You're getting too big for me to carry," he says gruffly.

Peter just snuffles again. "Wanna play with the ducks now."

"If you're good and eat all your peas at dinner."

Peter's head pops up off of Nathan's shoulder. "Promise?"

Nathan changes the subject by shifting Peter in his arms and flying him across the lawn like a plane. Peter's laughing sounds like drunken hiccups, and by the time they're back at the house and under the mildly disapproving eye of their mother, Nathan's forgotten all about the ducks.

He doesn't actually remember again until the next afternoon when Peter comes tearing into his bedroom in a tornado of howls and tears. Nathan's in the middle of trying to talk Anderson into borrowing the keys to his mom's house in the Hamptons when he finds himself covered with 50-odd pounds of snotty, drooling little brother.

He completely forgets about Anderson trying to fleece him for JFK Jr.'s phone number (again) and hangs up the phone.

Peter is all wet cheeks and dirty sneakers that kick Nathan in the shin, and it takes Nathan a good five minutes to figure out that there's nothing broken or bleeding. "Peter -- Peter, you have to calm down," Nathan says, shifting Peter on his lap while trying to discern what the hell is going on.

"They're gone! They're gone!" Peter's wailing into Nathan's polo shirt, slobbering and sniveling and breaking Nathan's heart with all this babbling that he can't understand for the life of him. "I went to see them and they're gone!"

"Peter, stop," Nathan commands, and instantly the wailing ceases. The sniffing continues, but at least the snot production is on the decline.

"Okay," Nathan begins, wrapping an arm around Peter's waist so he can shift and reach the Kleenex on his nightstand. "Let's take this from the beginning."

Grabbing several tissues, Nathan sits back up and begins wiping all sort of wet substances from his brother's face. "Blow," he commands again, and Peter's nose makes a honking noise.

And then Nathan gets it.

"The ducks?" he asks, even though he already knows the answer.

Peter sniffs as Nathan wipes his flushed cheeks. "They're gone," he whimpers. "I went to go feed them -- I got bread from Tanya and everything -- and they're gone."

Nathan doesn't know who Tanya is, but that's par for the course at their house. "They probably had to go home to their mom," Nathan tries. He probably shouldn't coddle Peter, but he'll grow up soon enough. All Petrellis do.

Their father keeps insisting that Peter's too soft; Nathan keeps pointing out that he only turned six last month.

"I wanted to play with them," Peter protests, swinging his legs and kicking Nathan in the shin again. "I thought they were my friends! Why'd they leave?"

Nathan's not going to touch that one; that's another lesson Peter will learn soon enough.

"I've got an idea," he announces, setting Peter on the ground and cupping the back of Peter's skull. "Why don't you go clean up, and I'll take you out."

Peter's eyes grow comically wide, and Nathan can't help but smile. "Really?" Peter asks dubiously. Clearly he knows Nathan well.

"No more crying though," Nathan amends. "And you have to wash your face."

Nathan never takes Peter anywhere, which is why this form of bribery works. Nathan can hear Peter hollering for Hilda as he tears out of the room.

Nathan doesn't know who this Tanya is that gave Peter the bread, but he hopes she likes kids because she just became Peter's new nanny.

Hilda is definitely getting sacked.

A decent nanny would never have let Peter go down to the river unsupervised, and then Nathan could've gotten some help on the duck thing, but of course he should know better than to let someone else look after Peter. This is really the only thing that worries Nathan about leaving for New Jersey.

Peter's the reason that Nathan turned down Harvard.

Clearly no one else can take care of Peter the way he can; and he finds himself back on the phone to Anderson before he even realizes what he's doing, because knowledge is currency. He has something Anderson wants, so maybe Anderson can give him something he wants in return.

When he tells Anderson what the terms are, there's a long pause down the line, and then Anderson laughs. "Okay, Nathan, I can do this – but are you sure you want them alive?"

Five hours, a trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, two ice cream cones, and a dinner at Cipriani -- where Peter gets six meatballs instead of the regular three -- they're back at home. The lights are on, but the house is empty, and neither one of them is particularly surprised. Children of the well-to-do aren't latchkey kids -- they're independent states.

"All right, Pete," Nathan says, grabbing Peter's coat and hanging it on the end of the banister. It'll migrate to the closet magically later on. "You, upstairs, you need to wash your grubby little body before bed."

"'m not grubby," Peter protests, making grabbing motions with his hands. "What's grubby?"

Nathan laughs and picks Peter up in a fireman's carry. "It's you," he announces around Peter's peals of laughter as he carts him up the stairs. "You are grubby and stinky, and I can't believe I'm related to you."

"Mine! Mine!" Peter shrieks happily, wriggling around and smacking Nathan on the back with his hands.

Nathan snorts, holding Peter a little tighter so he doesn't fall, "Yeah, okay, whatever."

By the time they're at Peter's bathroom on their side of the house, Peter's a giggling, shrieking mess, and Nathan shakes his head as he sets Peter on his feet in front of the door. There's no way Peter's going to get to sleep now, and when Nathan sees the crack of light under the door, he smiles.

John probably won't forgive him for a while, but the trade was definitely worth it.

"Okay, monster," he says, pushing the door of the bathroom open. "Go get'em."

Peter take three steps into the bathroom and shrieks loud enough to make Nathan's eardrums ache. Nathan hesitates for a moment -- he has this natural instinct to run to the rescue when Peter calls -- and then he realizes that of course Peter's going to need supervision.

Anderson has delivered just like he said he would, and Nathan stands in the middle of the cavernous bath while Peter shrieks "Ducks! Ducks!" over and over again, and runs around Nathan like he's a flagpole.

"For me?" Peter asks, attaching himself to Nathan's leg and giving Nathan this blinding grin of delight. Nathan's heart does this weird jump in his chest, which he should be used to by now, but Peter does this to Nathan every time –- there's a reason he's the most important thing in Nathan's life.

"For tonight," Nathan says firmly, glancing at the two baby ducks paddling in the bathtub. "Just for tonight."

Peter exhales through his nose. "Love you," he says, squeezing Nathan's leg extra hard.

Nathan smiles despite seventeen years of training. "Yeah, I know you do."






[identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
No wonder Nathan is Peter's idol!

*quack*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.

[identity profile] littlewings04.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, dead from adorable. Seriously. I love this so much. I think I'm going to be grinning for weeks now.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that's what I like to hear.
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (love you bitch)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-02-10 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh lord, this is the cutest thing ever.

So much AW. And I need an icon of these boys to go with all my other icons of my other boys, but that? Is so beside the point.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so pleased you liked it.

[identity profile] teardropdangel.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Gah! *flails* Oh my god. This is ridiculously cute. Awww. *is defeated by teh cuteness*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
All shall fall before the adorable. It's written in stone.

[identity profile] elyssadc.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I can't EVEN believe you wrote this. My face hurts from the grinning, this is so ridiculously adorable.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe I wrote it either.

[identity profile] norah.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I AM GOING TO DIE OF CUTE AND IT WILL ALL BE YOUR FAULT. GOD.

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[identity profile] keitaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaw, that's so sweet! Peter must have been so adorable when he was little :D And young Nathan doing anything for little-Peter = too cute for words <3

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think Peter's been charming the world for a while now. His methods are more stealthy than Nathan's.

[identity profile] green-queen.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's adorable.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We I try.

[identity profile] tahariel.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*has a cuteness aneurysm*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, bother. Clean up in aisle 8!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And that was pretty much the cutest thing ever. I have the biggest smile ever on my face right now! Young, super protective and adorable with his little brother Nathan Petrelli wins!
And I love the young version of menance in this line:
If he'd gone into the water, someone would've had to die -- or at least heard about it for a very long time.

And this line is just perfect.
"Peter, stop," Nathan commands, and instantly the wailing ceases. The sniffing continues, but at least the snot production is on the decline.

In conclusion... yay ducks!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved writing this; I admit it. Sap and snot and ducks and all.
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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly I don't feel the urge to want to kill Nathan anymore.
Also, my ovaries burst somewhere around Peter being six and muddy and with baby ducks, and omg.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Nathan is love. Embrace the love.

[identity profile] acejillian.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
The adorableness... oh my god this was just perfect. What a great little sugar cookie of a fic.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] sheepfairy.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that was just too cute and adorable for words!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] kuroi-atropos.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally just embarrassed myself by alternately laughing out loud and and then making an 'awww' noise in the middle of Barnes and Noble. This was just so cute!!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for reading and commenting, I'm glad you liked it.

[identity profile] romancandles.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Petrelli + ducks = AWESOME

This is the most aw-worthy story that I've read in a very long time. And I liked the bit about Nathan turning down Harvard to stay close to his baby brother (although now I feel kind of dirtywrongbag about wanting the two of them porned out last week). Fantastic job!

PS. The Petrelli soundtrack was played multiple times on the bus to Vienna and I met a German kid who actually took several playlists from me--including that one and another one of yours. What I'm saying is that your taste in music is loved worldwide.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the most aw-worthy story that I've read in a very long time. And I liked the bit about Nathan turning down Harvard to stay close to his baby brother (although now I feel kind of dirtywrongbag about wanting the two of them porned out last week). Fantastic job!

I know. I felt bad too -- but I got over it. I was helped out by the fact that Adrian Pasdar has chemistry with EVERYTHING. Just saying.

PS. The Petrelli soundtrack was played multiple times on the bus to Vienna and I met a German kid who actually took several playlists from me--including that one and another one of yours. What I'm saying is that your taste in music is loved worldwide.

*grins with pride*

[identity profile] literaryll.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
This is so damn sweet that by the end of it I was crying and What. The. Fuck. I hate you, Zahra.

I'm going to go stab myself in the head after I read it again and again now.

"Jesus, Pete, what are you doing playing in the mud?" he calls, irritation radiating from every pore as his loafers slide on the wet grass. "Mom's going to kill you -- we're already late for dinner -- and where the hell is Hilda? Haven't I told you not to be down here by yourself?" - The irritation kills me because YEAH! Big brother and ajfslkfjlasksaf.

*reads over that* Ahahaha well. Don't expect much from this feedback. Friggin' ducks.

Peter could've fucking drowned while his nanny is probably off blowing their dad, and what's the point in having nannies if they don't look after Peter at least some of the time? - I'd kill her. No, really.

At six years old, Peter is all big eyes and floppy hair, and crap, he's got mud all over his hands. "Shit," Nathan complains, losing traction for a moment before sliding to a halt mere inches from the riverbank. - How is wee Peter so cute?! *CHOKES ON IT*

"Nathan, look!" Peter's pointing at something, but all Nathan can see is the mud smeared along the side of his face. - Jesus Christ. I think I might cry again.

"Get up." Nathan's voice is sharp as he grabs Peter by the wrist and tries to pull him to his feet. He knows his voice is too harsh because Peter gives him this look that's all wobbling lower lip, and Nathan sighs audibly. "What do you want me to look at?" he asks, even as he yanks his handkerchief out of his pocket and tries to clean off Peter's filthy hands. - This whole thing rings so true and I can't stop thinking about when my brother and sisters were little and how much they got on my damn nerves and how I miss it and awwww god you did a good job with this.

Peter glances across the river, but doesn't see anything. "They're nice, Peter. Really nice. Quack," he adds at Peter's assessing look. - That quack is my favorite bit. BEST! *cracking (or is it quacking?)up*

It makes Nathan's chest hurt. Their mother is right -- he is a sucker for his kid brother. - Peter's making my chest hurt too. Nathan and I should go buy drinks or something.

Course what I really should go buy is a grip.

. Nathan crouches down to wet his handkerchief and is startled by a tiny quack. "Jesus!" he exclaims, falling back on his haunches. - Heeeeee ♥

Two tiny, fuzzy yellow ducks look at him curiously from the shallows as Peter's laugh trills across the water. "See," Peter commands - I GIVE UP. I LOVE PETER NOW. Thinking about him is making me want to pet his emo hair and kiss his cheek which means I don't just hate you. I loathe!

*grumbles, checks clock for how many hours till Heroes is on*

"Damnit, Peter," Nathan curses, getting to his feet and scooping Peter into his arms. Wonderful -- now they both have to change. - Too bad Peter can fly on his own because I'd love to see Nathan have to carry him around the way the flying people in comics always have to.

"Peter, enough," Nathan snaps after slipping and almost dropping Peter on the hill. - Ohhhh Nathan.

Peter has his dirty thumb in his mouth and all I can do is make disgusting aww noises. This is sick what you're doing.

He flinches when one of Peter's filthy, wet hands wraps around his neck, but resolutely doesn't complain when Peter snuffles into his shoulder. - I'm for sure damned because in the middle of that I started thinking about them older and touching and head on shoulder and you know - bad places. Sigh.

"If you're good and eat all your peas at dinner." - He wants him to eat his vegetables and he flew him around like a plane.

. . . .

I CAN'T TAKE THIS. *stab, stab, stabs my head*

when he finds himself covered with 50-odd pounds of snotty, drooling little brother - ♥ ♥

He completely forgets about Anderson trying to fleece him for JFK Jr.'s phone number (again) and hangs up the phone - Heh.

[identity profile] literaryll.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're gone! They're gone!" Peter's wailing into Nathan's polo shirt, slobbering and sniveling and breaking Nathan's heart with all this babbling that he can't understand for the life of him. - You and me both, dude.

. "Blow," he commands again, and Peter's nose makes a honking noise.

And then Nathan gets it.

"The ducks?" he asks, even though he already knows the answer.
- How much do I love that Peter's nose honk is what makes him realize what's wrong? A lot.

"I wanted to play with them," Peter protests, swinging his legs and kicking Nathan in the shin again. "I thought they were my friends! Why'd they leave?" - He thought they were his friends. Question: Could that be any more Peter?

Answer: No. I bet Peter would worry about the ducks in the park even now. Last summer somebody killed a bunch of Canadian geese and left them in the parking lot at work. *imagines Peter running to Nathan to do something about something like that*

Peter's eyes grow comically wide, and Nathan can't help but smile. "Really?" Peter asks dubiously. Clearly he knows Nathan well. - This really is the best kind of sweet.

Hilda is definitely getting sacked. - Yes.

Peter's the reason that Nathan turned down Harvard.

Clearly no one else can take care of Peter the way he can
- I don't want to tell you what kind of sound I made at that and what exactly my stomach did. Picture fangirl embarrassing and you got it.

Five hours!!!

Children of the well-to-do aren't latchkey kids -- they're independent states. - Fabulous.

"Mine! Mine!" Peter shrieks happily, wriggling around and smacking Nathan on the back with his hands.

Nathan snorts, holding Peter a little tighter so he doesn't fall, "Yeah, okay, whatever."
- *mind goes back to the when they're older place* Merrily on my way to hell!

"For me?" Peter asks, attaching himself to Nathan's leg and giving Nathan this blinding grin of delight. Nathan's heart does this weird jump in his chest, which he should be used to by now, but Peter does this to Nathan every time –- there's a reason he's the most important thing in Nathan's life. - And there's where I started crying.

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[identity profile] greenveg.livejournal.com 2007-02-14 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
**Squeals with the cuteness** Ducks=♥♥♥
What an awesome big brother Nathan is here. I loved this so much, with the passing on Harvard, negotiating with his friend, and protecting Peter from his dad.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Nathan is the best. Yes.

[identity profile] kylawild.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
That was tooth-achingly sweet damn you. ::hugs wee little Peter and Nathan::

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[identity profile] candidlily.livejournal.com 2007-02-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. <3

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[identity profile] dorrie6.livejournal.com 2007-02-17 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Also. *heart* Dude, this was already, like, the sweetest thing ever and then you had to include an actual picture of ducks. My heart can *not* take this. GAH.

I know, I know I'm only talking about the ducks. I really love the picture you've been painting of pre-series Nathan and Peter, and it's well on its way to becoming part of my own personal canon, because it is just SO SPOT ON. I can't say this enough.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The story was actually written for the picture, because I saw that an my heart just went 'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'.

[identity profile] drumkings.livejournal.com 2007-02-17 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh awwwwwww!! Totally cute!!! ♥ I love those Petrelli brothers.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] hyper-r-us.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Squeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! This was so cute!!!!!!!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!
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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so very pragmatic and jaded, but there's a mushy inner core underneath his cool exterior.

Just like his mom said.

[identity profile] nodense.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to die in a pile of cute now.
*dies in a pile of cute*

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