idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

This is not a real story. I have real stories on deck. Stories about Torchwood sex!crack and Chuck/Awesome adoration, this is just, this is svmadelyn's fault. Oh and heidi8 can share the blame, too.

Heroes,
Spoilers for 2.05 'Fight or Flight'
Nathan, Peter, G

God Bless the Child That's Got His Own

( Them that's got shall get, them that's not shall lose, so the Bible said and it still is news. Mama may have, papa may have, but God bless the child that's got his own. – Billie Holiday )

Oh behalf of slodwick and myself, we hope you all enjoyed yesterday's Hackwick Production 'How to Be Dead'. Thanks to everyone who downloaded and commented, we have lots of warm fuzzies.

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This idea was presented first by skripka and kelly_girl here, so this is a homage to them and dedicated to sameoldhope. Except that this is just SHAMELESS. And cracky. And, uh, about Mood!Wings. Yeah. In short, it's shameless, cracky mood!wing fic, as all crack should be.

Heroes
Nathan/Peter
Rated a Cracky PG-13
Very vague S2 spoilers


Like a Sunset Going Down


( Of course Peter's wings would be as gay as he is. )

You guys never believe me when I say if you ask for it, you just might get it. Especially when it comes down to The Crack. Some of you may have experienced The Crack before, some of you just might want to step back. Today, thecomfychair gets her wish. liketheroad and melodylemming this kind of fits what you want too. Kinda.

Entourage/RPS/Heroes/Burn Notice
Ari Gold, George Clooney, Nathan Petrelli, Angela Petrelli, Sam Axe, Claire Bennett, err, everybody and the kitchen sink. (Nathan/Peter)
Spoilers for Heroes 2.01

Wanted: One Fucking Miracle Worker


( They're not like other boys. )

This is not what I planned to write today. Typical.

Heroes
Peter/Nathan
Rated R


And This Too Shall (Not) Pass

( Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it. )

For the last couple of weeks I've very much been wanting to write something for the convalescence of the most beloved scribblinlenore, which is a bit difficult when you've not written anything in two months. Hell, it's been so long since I've written anything I didn't even have anything for antheia's birthday, and it's a bit disgraceful when you've got nothing for one of your betas, so this is for her as well. ♥

Heroes
Peter/Nathan (NC-17)
Alternate Universe

Ordinary People Are Not Like You and Me

( Part I: What is functional anyway? )

Okay, let's just put it out there right now:

I am puritanical about staying away from Heroes spoilers. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THEM. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THEM. I DON'T EVEN WANT THEM LINKED IN MY LIVE JOURNAL. I know filming for Season 2 starts at the end of the month and people will be tempted. Have some restraint around me. Think of spoilers like Fight Club, and we don't talk about Fight Club, now do we? Seriously. Casting. Clothing. Who drank how much water the other day. I don't want to hear about supposed plot arcs, if Nathan's getting knocked up by Peter, or if Jeezy Creezy himself has a guest spot during sweeps, got it? Good.

Having said all of that. When your beta is all LOOK AT THIS! And you click, well, you are kind of stuck. So stuck in fact that you're like, oh, I should write about this. Plus, you know, it is from a NYT Book Party, so technically, not spoilery!

Heroes
Nathan/Peter, PG-13
Post-S1
Mad love to sparky77 for getting me out of a jam at the end.


Love is a Grave Mental Disease


( And then there's the belt. )

antheia is having an asstastic week. slodwick is uphappy. I said to myself, "Self, we should write something nice for our girls." This is not what me, myself or I was expecting.

Heroes
Peter, Nathan, PG
A story in 60 minutes.

Finding Jim Morrison

( On Peter's sixth birthday, Nathan sends him on his first treasure hunt.  )

I, uh, yeah. Not quite what I set out to write, but what decided to write itself.

Heroes
Peter, Nathan OR Peter/Nathan (depends on your point of view)
Spoilers for Season Finale 'How to Stop an Exploding Man'


A Brand New Set of Wings


(  He wonders if she still believes in love. )

icanhazrecipes is a recipe commercial sharing community started by those fucking elitist foodie hippies serialkarma and ethrosdemon and no fucking vegetarians are allowed because meat is love and if you roll up in here talking "Meat is murder" bullshit I'll cut you myself and give your brain to Sylar [/Tony Bourdain]. Ahem. I'm sure they're nicer about that shit than I am, especially since I'm a lazy motherfucker and only cook if at gun-point, but if those two are doing something together it's bound to be good for shits and giggles. ETA: *sigh* I have been informed that I am not allowed to talk shit about the vegetarians -- serialkarma never lets me have any fun, although I should point out that if you think I'm seriously discriminating against you you have no sense of humor and shouldn't be here anyway.

Heroes
Peter/Nathan
Spoilers through 1.22 'Landslide'
Rated PG, if you ignore the incest thing.
1000+ words for heidi8 and antheia.

Speed Dial No. 2

(  This is about a message on his answering machine. )

antheia and I have been talking about Peter and Nathan as we are often wont to do and I have become firmly attached to the notion that Peter and Nathan are Bruce and Dick, and Tim Kring is totally riding this metaphor for all it's worth: the relationship issues, the sexual tension, the misplaced animosity, the sexual tension… you get where I'm going here, yes?

I think Peter is becoming a mini-Nathan much in the way Dick tried to become a mini-Bruce. And then I somehow got led down the path of clothing porn. I don't really know how that happened, but this is something I just tossed off for shits and giggles since I've suddenly become obsessed with delayed gratification.

Heroes
Spoilers for 1.19 '.07%'
Nathan/Peter, PG (no, really)

Clothing Does Make the Man


( This saving the world lark is completely ruining Nathan's schedule. )