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hackthis_archive) wrote2007-02-13 08:09 am
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Heroes…heroes….heroes
"I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife".* Adrian Pasdar, Greg Grunberg and Leonard Roberts bringing the best of Heroes HoYay right to your screen in which there is eloquence, people are strong-armed by bouncers, set visits, and somebody turned Beyonce down for a dance. Or something but I'm not real clear, because again THREE MEN IN BED TOGETHER. It's totally a TV show waiting to happen – oh, wait it already is.
The only thing I could possibly wish for would be a better quality feed and naked Adrian bits. Just saying.
*Not "I've never been in bed with two men before" -- but "I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife."
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Regarding last night's Heroes I think we all know what my reaction was -- followed by the taking of blood pressure medication and lots and lots of Jesus Arms (™ Eddie Izzard)
Dear Tim Kring—
You are KILLING ME! One week I love you, the next I want to choke you. This week I love you, which means next week you should wear Kevlar. Just saying.
Love,
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a) Nathan is a sap. Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Oh, wait, that's what
serialkarma called me last week. Nathan and I are so MFEO. [insert Jesus Arms here]
b) I bagged on the Heroes chicks last week, but admitted I at least liked Mama Petrelli. This week that sky-rocketed to adoration. Be a man! Stop being soft! AHAHAHAHAHA! Mama Petrelli wins this week's award of awesome: she bitches, she steals socks for attention, and she knows her children are being inappropriate together and is totally in denial. Obviously that's why she was so pissy. Also, note to self: Nathan's baseball is his security blanket. Obviously he used to play catch with Peter.
c) To
slodwick and
moonlitpines. I will not be shipping Peter/Sylar. Sylar/Mohinder though? Now that is a BAD PLACE right there. Whooo boy.
d) Aww, Mrs. B. *sniff*
e) I adore Pyro!Mama. I really do. Can we keep her, Tim? PLEASE? She did more in two episodes that Simone has EVER done! And she totally thought Nathan was her Prince Charming and he's not! At least I called that theory. *loves Christian's Baby Mama* [insert more Jesus Arms]
f) So, how about Nathan, huh? Hotass wasn't he? And so real. And honest. Just saying. And he's not a complete prick either. Oh, did I call that theory, too? [insert Jesus Arms of VICTORY]
g) Can we keep Jessica too? She is awesome.
h) I'm not even trying to go there with the teaser for next week, because we all know this will be when Nathan flies in public or better yet when Peter comes to his rescue and the alpha dog crown changes hands or EVEN EVEN *hyperventilates* Linderman is totally trying to bring his twins together (Peter & Sylar, people please keep up, huh) and he wants to draw Peter out of the woodwork with grief, but Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.
What?
This is comics, man, you know this shit can happen.
IN CONCLUSION? NATHAN.
The only thing I could possibly wish for would be a better quality feed and naked Adrian bits. Just saying.
*Not "I've never been in bed with two men before" -- but "I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife."
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Regarding last night's Heroes I think we all know what my reaction was -- followed by the taking of blood pressure medication and lots and lots of Jesus Arms (™ Eddie Izzard)
Dear Tim Kring—
You are KILLING ME! One week I love you, the next I want to choke you. This week I love you, which means next week you should wear Kevlar. Just saying.
Love,
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a) Nathan is a sap. Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Oh, wait, that's what
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b) I bagged on the Heroes chicks last week, but admitted I at least liked Mama Petrelli. This week that sky-rocketed to adoration. Be a man! Stop being soft! AHAHAHAHAHA! Mama Petrelli wins this week's award of awesome: she bitches, she steals socks for attention, and she knows her children are being inappropriate together and is totally in denial. Obviously that's why she was so pissy. Also, note to self: Nathan's baseball is his security blanket. Obviously he used to play catch with Peter.
c) To
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d) Aww, Mrs. B. *sniff*
e) I adore Pyro!Mama. I really do. Can we keep her, Tim? PLEASE? She did more in two episodes that Simone has EVER done! And she totally thought Nathan was her Prince Charming and he's not! At least I called that theory. *loves Christian's Baby Mama* [insert more Jesus Arms]
f) So, how about Nathan, huh? Hotass wasn't he? And so real. And honest. Just saying. And he's not a complete prick either. Oh, did I call that theory, too? [insert Jesus Arms of VICTORY]
g) Can we keep Jessica too? She is awesome.
h) I'm not even trying to go there with the teaser for next week, because we all know this will be when Nathan flies in public or better yet when Peter comes to his rescue and the alpha dog crown changes hands or EVEN EVEN *hyperventilates* Linderman is totally trying to bring his twins together (Peter & Sylar, people please keep up, huh) and he wants to draw Peter out of the woodwork with grief, but Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.
What?
This is comics, man, you know this shit can happen.
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I admire your theorizing. I'm mostly stuck on the pretty!
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1. Those boys are just so so awesome.
2. Really, how much did this ep rule?
a) I totally loved that. And I loved the way his mother was basically treating him the way he treats Peter. But less sweetly.
c) I don't really think Sylar's attractive, but good GOD that's hot.
e) She's actually, like, a person. It's stunning. And I loved that she wasn't lying to Claire, which is where I thought they were going for a moment.
f) I can't talk about it. I just can't. He's so fucking hot.
g) YES, PLEASE.
So much love. Really, I can't cope. Even down to the "Sulu" joke, which was cheap, but. *sigh*
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a) I nearly plotzed. It's all Paying it Forward, innit. He's desperate for her approval, she's all about Peter, so Nathan becomes all about Peter and yet still treats Peter horribly. So, there's protectionism, and jealousy, and covetousness, and hotassery. Sounds like a regular relationship to me!
c) I don't think Sylar is hot, mostly because he chops off the top of people's heads, but with Mohinder -- that DUMMY -- there was this chemistry. It's just the perfect mix of innocent stupidity and the demonic!evol. It's a play called The Devil and Mohinder Suresh!
e) YAY CHRISTIAN'S BABY MAMA!
f) He's so hot I just wept.
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a) *laughs* But, yes.
c) Well, there's that. But can we take a moment to enjoy that the characterisation of an academic is so right? I mean, "Hi, I'm a brilliant geneticist, but I can't figure out that this guy is VERY CREEPY."
e) I ♥ her. But I've had an embarrassing love for Jessalyn Gilsig since probably Boston Common. *hangs head*
f) He is the hotass to which all other hotasses aspire.
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Hee! This just cracked me up, I don't know why..
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And I totally thought of you during the whole Nathan's a huge sap scene!
And I totally support Sylar/Mohinder in all its wrongness.
But mostly I suppoer Nathan's incredibly awesome hotness.
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And I totally thought of you during the whole Nathan's a huge sap scene!
I confess that this was another one of those scenes that I'll have to re-watch fervently, because I couldn't focus at the time, because it was Nathan. I can never focus when he's in the scene because I'm too busy trying to overcome the shrieking 13 y.o. in my head.
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Also, dude, when Nathan was all teary in the back of the car? AWESOMECAKES.
Also also: Sylar was SMOKIN'. *purr*
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WOOBIE.
That is all.
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Yis.
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However, that video? AWESOME. Adrian, you are fantastic!
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Adrian.
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Come on, just admit it. Sylar/Anybody is pretty hot. I think it's ZQ's gift. I think he can already fly so he'd just keep Nathan prisoner to fuck with his head and make comments about how he was going to make him watch while he killed Peter and took apart his pretty little brain.
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And omg ramones shirt with sleeves covering his hands and flirty eyes at Mohinder who SMILED for the first time in forever?! Zomg best thing about last night, excluding Nathan bits.
Which were very, very good, btw. And I'm *amazed* at how different Mama Petrelli treats those boys.
What was with the weird focus on the rings in that scene with them, though? I will have to check Beeman's blog for that.
I have to say Jessica vs. Matt turned out to be way more exciting than I was expecting. I mean, you knew she *could* kill his ass. You just wanted to know how she'd do it. She does so enjoy the hunt, doesn't she?
And cripes, she rips people up. That is every bit as creepy as Sylar making tea over a dead body in the kitchen.
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I was telling
So, there's protectionism, and jealousy, and covetousness, and hotassery.
Sounds like a regular relationship to me!
Also, no, your man is not hot. Your man is ass-to-the-wall scary.
I don't know about the ring thing, but you notice she's still wearing it even though Daddy Petrelli is at the big watering hole in the sky. Is it a power thing? Maybe it's The One Ring!
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Why isn't Lionel wooing *Mama Petrelli*, instead of Mama Kent? I just don't understand. Well, except that AOT is awesome. But Mama Petrelli might just kick Mama Kent's ass, and surely that has to be attractive to a man who's done time in the big house.
Also, no, your man is not hot. Your man is ass-to-the-wall scary.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i185/mafer14/wallpapersylar.jpg
Um, okay. Yes, so he is ass-to-the-wall scary.
He scares me, seriously. But he's hot while he's doing it. I DON'T KNOW WHY, but HOT!!!!!!!
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He would have no need to kill me.
Don't judge me, damn it!
*peers around Nathan*
Are you sniffing him?
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Are you sniffing him?
Smelling...fondling...petting...the usual.
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*cackles*
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So you want to be emancipated? I can give sole custody to your other mom, but she's just as crazy.
Just so you know.
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But he's still creepy, just saying. I am NOT calling him Uncle Sylar.
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Oh, well, yes, I think that's a given.
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Of course I caught it -- I knew she hadn't been living all over the place on her own dime. She's Claire's bio!mom, not her guardian angel.
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Claire's firestarter mom. Did you catch the lie? Told Claire there's $50k to split, not $100k. hmm...
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Whoaaa. That is indeed a very bad place. So why am I so intrigued?
Still not a fan of the Petrellis but I do adore your weekly comments on the two as the episodes go on.
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It shall happen one day...it'll sneak up on you and then WHAM!
You'll be drawing sparkly hearts too.
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If Tim Kring doesn't give us any more Firestarter!Mom, I will be very sad.
Lastly, Sylar's actor continues to bring the creepy to the point where he is pretty much totally brilliant forever.
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Now you know I will never berate you for celebrating the hotass that is Nathan/Adrian Pasdar. That's just not gonna happen around these parts.
If Tim Kring doesn't give us any more Firestarter!Mom, I will be very sad.
Ditto!
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: melts
But not literally. I hope.
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*glares*
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I'm actually not that crazy about Pasdar. You may keep him. ;)
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Also, thanks for the link to that video! It was quite adorable, though I wish they could have talked more about the show instead of the Dixie Chicks. But that doesn't matter much because Adrian! Greg! Leonard!
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Really? You missed this? Oh, this was quite the scene. I'm sure you can see it on NBC.com. It happens after he finishes talking to Meredith and goes to tell his mom that Claire is alive. He wants to go see her (Claire), and Mrs. P tells him to stop being soft and be a man about it. He doesn't even know this kid. She says he's always been a sap.
I wish they could have talked more about the show instead of the Dixie Chicks.
I think everyone else wishes that too. Especially Adrian, Leonard and Greg.
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You have two things here, 1) Peter's own death isn't enough to entice him to fly but Nathan's is (because they love eachother... like THAT) 2)Peter's finally going to be able to see himself as independent from Nathan while still being part of him. Because he can't/shouldn't let go, but he can be his own man.
Also, Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.
I endorse this product and/or service!
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I whole-heartedly endore this. This would be awesome. I am in slight distrust of Mr. Kring at the moment since too much good stuff tends to lead to me breaking things down the road, but that would be spectacular.