Heroes…heroes….heroes

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"I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife".* Adrian Pasdar, Greg Grunberg and Leonard Roberts bringing the best of Heroes HoYay right to your screen in which there is eloquence, people are strong-armed by bouncers, set visits, and somebody turned Beyonce down for a dance. Or something but I'm not real clear, because again THREE MEN IN BED TOGETHER. It's totally a TV show waiting to happen – oh, wait it already is.

The only thing I could possibly wish for would be a better quality feed and naked Adrian bits. Just saying.

*Not "I've never been in bed with two men before" -- but "I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife."

**gacked from sparky77

Regarding last night's Heroes I think we all know what my reaction was -- followed by the taking of blood pressure medication and lots and lots of Jesus Arms (™ Eddie Izzard)

Dear Tim Kring—

You are KILLING ME! One week I love you, the next I want to choke you. This week I love you, which means next week you should wear Kevlar. Just saying.

Love,
hackthis


a) Nathan is a sap. Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Oh, wait, that's what serialkarma called me last week. Nathan and I are so MFEO. [insert Jesus Arms here]

b) I bagged on the Heroes chicks last week, but admitted I at least liked Mama Petrelli. This week that sky-rocketed to adoration. Be a man! Stop being soft! AHAHAHAHAHA! Mama Petrelli wins this week's award of awesome: she bitches, she steals socks for attention, and she knows her children are being inappropriate together and is totally in denial. Obviously that's why she was so pissy. Also, note to self: Nathan's baseball is his security blanket. Obviously he used to play catch with Peter.

c) To slodwick and moonlitpines. I will not be shipping Peter/Sylar. Sylar/Mohinder though? Now that is a BAD PLACE right there. Whooo boy.

d) Aww, Mrs. B. *sniff*

e) I adore Pyro!Mama. I really do. Can we keep her, Tim? PLEASE? She did more in two episodes that Simone has EVER done! And she totally thought Nathan was her Prince Charming and he's not! At least I called that theory. *loves Christian's Baby Mama* [insert more Jesus Arms]

f) So, how about Nathan, huh? Hotass wasn't he? And so real. And honest. Just saying. And he's not a complete prick either. Oh, did I call that theory, too? [insert Jesus Arms of VICTORY]

g) Can we keep Jessica too? She is awesome.

h) I'm not even trying to go there with the teaser for next week, because we all know this will be when Nathan flies in public or better yet when Peter comes to his rescue and the alpha dog crown changes hands or EVEN EVEN *hyperventilates* Linderman is totally trying to bring his twins together (Peter & Sylar, people please keep up, huh) and he wants to draw Peter out of the woodwork with grief, but Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.

What?

This is comics, man, you know this shit can happen.


IN CONCLUSION? NATHAN.

Comments

[elbomac.livejournal.com]

Dude, Pasdar's eyelashes in that scene with his mother? Ridiculous. He is beyond gorgeous.

I admire your theorizing. I'm mostly stuck on the pretty!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I couldn't really focus in that scene I confess, probably because I couldn't breathe for the AWESOME.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

*opens and closes mouth repeatedly*

1. Those boys are just so so awesome.

2. Really, how much did this ep rule?

a) I totally loved that. And I loved the way his mother was basically treating him the way he treats Peter. But less sweetly.

c) I don't really think Sylar's attractive, but good GOD that's hot.

e) She's actually, like, a person. It's stunning. And I loved that she wasn't lying to Claire, which is where I thought they were going for a moment.

f) I can't talk about it. I just can't. He's so fucking hot.

g) YES, PLEASE.


So much love. Really, I can't cope. Even down to the "Sulu" joke, which was cheap, but. *sigh*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

After watching that clip my brain was just like. Wow. So. Cloning Machine, right?.

a) I nearly plotzed. It's all Paying it Forward, innit. He's desperate for her approval, she's all about Peter, so Nathan becomes all about Peter and yet still treats Peter horribly. So, there's protectionism, and jealousy, and covetousness, and hotassery. Sounds like a regular relationship to me!

c) I don't think Sylar is hot, mostly because he chops off the top of people's heads, but with Mohinder -- that DUMMY -- there was this chemistry. It's just the perfect mix of innocent stupidity and the demonic!evol. It's a play called The Devil and Mohinder Suresh!

e) YAY CHRISTIAN'S BABY MAMA!

f) He's so hot I just wept.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Heh.

a) *laughs* But, yes.

c) Well, there's that. But can we take a moment to enjoy that the characterisation of an academic is so right? I mean, "Hi, I'm a brilliant geneticist, but I can't figure out that this guy is VERY CREEPY."

e) I ♥ her. But I've had an embarrassing love for Jessalyn Gilsig since probably Boston Common. *hangs head*

f) He is the hotass to which all other hotasses aspire.

[inimicallyyours.livejournal.com]

This is comics, man, you know this shit can happen.


Hee! This just cracked me up, I don't know why..

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's my new justification for everything Heroes-related.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

The best part of the video for me was that at one point Leonard looks like he's going to get up, and I was getting ready to be all disappointed, but no, he was just settling down for further Adrian snuggling, so all was right it the world. Also, there was one exchange where someone said "Yeah, it's how we roll" and someone else something about how they're all a big happy family. Oh and also when Greg muttered something about "this being just like his rehearsal." Basically the whole thing was made of awesome.

And I totally thought of you during the whole Nathan's a huge sap scene!

And I totally support Sylar/Mohinder in all its wrongness.

But mostly I suppoer Nathan's incredibly awesome hotness.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The whole thing was made of AWESOME. You are my favorite person today. I don't know what I was expecting, but that -- and he was wearing like a blazer and tee hirt -- and his hair, and he was so proud, and so serious, and then he was such a DAD and worried about the *kids*. *shrieks at dog-level decibles* I know -- I heard Greg grumbling about 'how it's always like this' and I was like, you're jealous cos everyone loves Adrian best -- it's okay, I understand. That's just the power of the Pasdar.

And I totally thought of you during the whole Nathan's a huge sap scene!

I confess that this was another one of those scenes that I'll have to re-watch fervently, because I couldn't focus at the time, because it was Nathan. I can never focus when he's in the scene because I'm too busy trying to overcome the shrieking 13 y.o. in my head.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY ON HEROES. *spazzflail*

Also, dude, when Nathan was all teary in the back of the car? AWESOMECAKES.



Also also: Sylar was SMOKIN'. *purr*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, dude, when Nathan was all teary in the back of the car? AWESOMECAKES.

WOOBIE.

That is all.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Yeah. This episode went a looooong way in softening my heart towards Nathan.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOVE NATHAN.

Yis.

[expatiates.livejournal.com]

oh man, that video has made my week!!! fanfuckingtastic.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Isn't it the best?

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

OMG NOT READING SPOILERS. I have the episode! It's downloaded! Tonight I'm going to watch it.

However, that video? AWESOME. Adrian, you are fantastic!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

Adrian.

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

You are incoherent and it's adorable.

Come on, just admit it. Sylar/Anybody is pretty hot. I think it's ZQ's gift. I think he can already fly so he'd just keep Nathan prisoner to fuck with his head and make comments about how he was going to make him watch while he killed Peter and took apart his pretty little brain.

...


And omg ramones shirt with sleeves covering his hands and flirty eyes at Mohinder who SMILED for the first time in forever?! Zomg best thing about last night, excluding Nathan bits.

Which were very, very good, btw. And I'm *amazed* at how different Mama Petrelli treats those boys.

What was with the weird focus on the rings in that scene with them, though? I will have to check Beeman's blog for that.

I have to say Jessica vs. Matt turned out to be way more exciting than I was expecting. I mean, you knew she *could* kill his ass. You just wanted to know how she'd do it. She does so enjoy the hunt, doesn't she?

And cripes, she rips people up. That is every bit as creepy as Sylar making tea over a dead body in the kitchen.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I just -- and he -- and he was totally himself and he just wants his mom to love him the way she loves Peter, but obviously she has made latent rage because I think Daddy Petrelli favored Nathan over Peter and possibly over her, and so now that's she's in charge she can promote *her* interests now. It's always interesting when there's a change in government, err, regime, err, who's running the family.

I was telling antheia it's all Paying it Forward, innit. He's desperate for her approval, she's all about Peter, so Nathan becomes all about Peter and yet still treats Peter horribly because how come mom doesn't love him too (I think she made him run for Congress, and he said yes to make her happy and maybe get some attention, since she realized that Peter was never going to be her JFK, since he's wayyyyy more Ted Kennedy in the responsibility stakes).

So, there's protectionism, and jealousy, and covetousness, and hotassery.

Sounds like a regular relationship to me!

Also, no, your man is not hot. Your man is ass-to-the-wall scary.

I don't know about the ring thing, but you notice she's still wearing it even though Daddy Petrelli is at the big watering hole in the sky. Is it a power thing? Maybe it's The One Ring!

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

You love your Petrellis, don't you?

Why isn't Lionel wooing *Mama Petrelli*, instead of Mama Kent? I just don't understand. Well, except that AOT is awesome. But Mama Petrelli might just kick Mama Kent's ass, and surely that has to be attractive to a man who's done time in the big house.


Also, no, your man is not hot. Your man is ass-to-the-wall scary.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i185/mafer14/wallpapersylar.jpg

Um, okay. Yes, so he is ass-to-the-wall scary.

He scares me, seriously. But he's hot while he's doing it. I DON'T KNOW WHY, but HOT!!!!!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You have wallpaper of your man standing over someone's headless body. A body he MADE headless. How dces this not concern you?! *hides behind Nathan*

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

It doesn't concern me because I have noooooo powers of ze brain.

He would have no need to kill me.

Don't judge me, damn it!

*peers around Nathan*

Are you sniffing him?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*peers around Nathan*

Are you sniffing him?

Smelling...fondling...petting...the usual.

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

Sylar approves.

*cackles*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I find him so creepy -- and now you by extension -- that if I saw him walking down the street I would cross to the other side.

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

Oh, ho.

So you want to be emancipated? I can give sole custody to your other mom, but she's just as crazy.

Just so you know.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No.

But he's still creepy, just saying. I am NOT calling him Uncle Sylar.

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

I promise not to make you spend holidays with him?

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

My love for Nathan just continues to grow and grow. I love that his mom called him a "sap" and he totally is (though only for certain people, in my opinion).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

he totally is (though only for certain people, in my opinion).

Oh, well, yes, I think that's a given.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Did you catch the lie? Told Claire there's $50k to split, not $100k. hmm...

Of course I caught it -- I knew she hadn't been living all over the place on her own dime. She's Claire's bio!mom, not her guardian angel.

[shireeen.livejournal.com]

heh, I bumped the post down just to say hi, cos you know, it's a cameo and all. ;)

[shireeen.livejournal.com]

Hi hi. K, I've said this already, but Sylar's undeniably a HOTASS. Not sure if I'm gonna like how Sylar/Mohinder plays out (well ok, I'm sure I'll hate it), but that's not why I'm following.

Claire's firestarter mom. Did you catch the lie? Told Claire there's $50k to split, not $100k. hmm...

[fivil.livejournal.com]

Sylar/Mohinder though? Now that is a BAD PLACE right there. Whooo boy.
Whoaaa. That is indeed a very bad place. So why am I so intrigued?

Still not a fan of the Petrellis but I do adore your weekly comments on the two as the episodes go on.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Still not a fan of the Petrellis but I do adore your weekly comments on the two as the episodes go on.

It shall happen one day...it'll sneak up on you and then WHAM!

You'll be drawing sparkly hearts too.

[raucousraven.livejournal.com]

I was just so impressed by the Pasdar's ability to make teary-eyedness look not only hot, but manly. And hot. And when Nathan took that long, long moment before looking down at Claire's picture? AWESOME. And hot. I'd apologise for writing that over and over, but I know you understand that it needs saying.

If Tim Kring doesn't give us any more Firestarter!Mom, I will be very sad.

Lastly, Sylar's actor continues to bring the creepy to the point where he is pretty much totally brilliant forever.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was just so impressed by the Pasdar's ability to make teary-eyedness look not only hot, but manly. And hot. And when Nathan took that long, long moment before looking down at Claire's picture? AWESOME. And hot. I'd apologise for writing that over and over, but I know you understand that it needs saying.

Now you know I will never berate you for celebrating the hotass that is Nathan/Adrian Pasdar. That's just not gonna happen around these parts.

If Tim Kring doesn't give us any more Firestarter!Mom, I will be very sad.

Ditto!

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Sylar/Mohinder road trip?

: melts

But not literally. I hope.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

True.

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

I cannot BELIEVE you never mentioned that Leonard Roberts was in Heroes. That TOTALLY would have pimped me in!

*glares*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, now, how was I supposed to keep you apprised when all I see is Adrian Pasdar, seriously?

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

BtVS alumni, dude. There needs to be a tracking list, or something.

I'm actually not that crazy about Pasdar. You may keep him. ;)

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

yes. Also, thanks for that clip, you've totally made my LIFE.

[iamtheenemy.livejournal.com]

Ok, I must have stepped out of the room or SOMETHING, because I don't remember the scene where Nathan talks to his mother. Where does this happen? I'm quite confused.

Also, thanks for the link to that video! It was quite adorable, though I wish they could have talked more about the show instead of the Dixie Chicks. But that doesn't matter much because Adrian! Greg! Leonard!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ok, I must have stepped out of the room or SOMETHING, because I don't remember the scene where Nathan talks to his mother. Where does this happen? I'm quite confused.

Really? You missed this? Oh, this was quite the scene. I'm sure you can see it on NBC.com. It happens after he finishes talking to Meredith and goes to tell his mom that Claire is alive. He wants to go see her (Claire), and Mrs. P tells him to stop being soft and be a man about it. He doesn't even know this kid. She says he's always been a sap.

I wish they could have talked more about the show instead of the Dixie Chicks.

I think everyone else wishes that too. Especially Adrian, Leonard and Greg.

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

this could be where Peter flies, the chance to save Nathan's life could possibly be a large enough enticement to allow him to clear his mind of the baggage thoughts of Nathan leave him with.

You have two things here, 1) Peter's own death isn't enough to entice him to fly but Nathan's is (because they love eachother... like THAT) 2)Peter's finally going to be able to see himself as independent from Nathan while still being part of him. Because he can't/shouldn't let go, but he can be his own man.

Also, Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You have two things here, 1) Peter's own death isn't enough to entice him to fly but Nathan's is (because they love eachother... like THAT) 2)Peter's finally going to be able to see himself as independent from Nathan while still being part of him. Because he can't/shouldn't let go, but he can be his own man.

I whole-heartedly endore this. This would be awesome. I am in slight distrust of Mr. Kring at the moment since too much good stuff tends to lead to me breaking things down the road, but that would be spectacular.