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hackthis_archive) wrote2007-02-13 08:09 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2007-02-13 08:09 am
Heroes…heroes….heroes
"I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife".* Adrian Pasdar, Greg Grunberg and Leonard Roberts bringing the best of Heroes HoYay right to your screen in which there is eloquence, people are strong-armed by bouncers, set visits, and somebody turned Beyonce down for a dance. Or something but I'm not real clear, because again THREE MEN IN BED TOGETHER. It's totally a TV show waiting to happen – oh, wait it already is.
The only thing I could possibly wish for would be a better quality feed and naked Adrian bits. Just saying.
*Not "I've never been in bed with two men before" -- but "I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife."
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sparky77
Regarding last night's Heroes I think we all know what my reaction was -- followed by the taking of blood pressure medication and lots and lots of Jesus Arms (™ Eddie Izzard)
Dear Tim Kring—
You are KILLING ME! One week I love you, the next I want to choke you. This week I love you, which means next week you should wear Kevlar. Just saying.
Love,
hackthis
a) Nathan is a sap. Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Oh, wait, that's whatserialkarma called me last week. Nathan and I are so MFEO. [insert Jesus Arms here]
b) I bagged on the Heroes chicks last week, but admitted I at least liked Mama Petrelli. This week that sky-rocketed to adoration. Be a man! Stop being soft! AHAHAHAHAHA! Mama Petrelli wins this week's award of awesome: she bitches, she steals socks for attention, and she knows her children are being inappropriate together and is totally in denial. Obviously that's why she was so pissy. Also, note to self: Nathan's baseball is his security blanket. Obviously he used to play catch with Peter.
c) Toslodwick and moonlitpines. I will not be shipping Peter/Sylar. Sylar/Mohinder though? Now that is a BAD PLACE right there. Whooo boy.
d) Aww, Mrs. B. *sniff*
e) I adore Pyro!Mama. I really do. Can we keep her, Tim? PLEASE? She did more in two episodes that Simone has EVER done! And she totally thought Nathan was her Prince Charming and he's not! At least I called that theory. *loves Christian's Baby Mama* [insert more Jesus Arms]
f) So, how about Nathan, huh? Hotass wasn't he? And so real. And honest. Just saying. And he's not a complete prick either. Oh, did I call that theory, too? [insert Jesus Arms of VICTORY]
g) Can we keep Jessica too? She is awesome.
h) I'm not even trying to go there with the teaser for next week, because we all know this will be when Nathan flies in public or better yet when Peter comes to his rescue and the alpha dog crown changes hands or EVEN EVEN *hyperventilates* Linderman is totally trying to bring his twins together (Peter & Sylar, people please keep up, huh) and he wants to draw Peter out of the woodwork with grief, but Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.
What?
This is comics, man, you know this shit can happen.
IN CONCLUSION? NATHAN.
The only thing I could possibly wish for would be a better quality feed and naked Adrian bits. Just saying.
*Not "I've never been in bed with two men before" -- but "I've never been in bed with two men and looking at pictures of my wife."
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sparky77Regarding last night's Heroes I think we all know what my reaction was -- followed by the taking of blood pressure medication and lots and lots of Jesus Arms (™ Eddie Izzard)
Dear Tim Kring—
You are KILLING ME! One week I love you, the next I want to choke you. This week I love you, which means next week you should wear Kevlar. Just saying.
Love,
hackthisa) Nathan is a sap. Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Oh, wait, that's what
serialkarma called me last week. Nathan and I are so MFEO. [insert Jesus Arms here]b) I bagged on the Heroes chicks last week, but admitted I at least liked Mama Petrelli. This week that sky-rocketed to adoration. Be a man! Stop being soft! AHAHAHAHAHA! Mama Petrelli wins this week's award of awesome: she bitches, she steals socks for attention, and she knows her children are being inappropriate together and is totally in denial. Obviously that's why she was so pissy. Also, note to self: Nathan's baseball is his security blanket. Obviously he used to play catch with Peter.
c) To
slodwick and moonlitpines. I will not be shipping Peter/Sylar. Sylar/Mohinder though? Now that is a BAD PLACE right there. Whooo boy.d) Aww, Mrs. B. *sniff*
e) I adore Pyro!Mama. I really do. Can we keep her, Tim? PLEASE? She did more in two episodes that Simone has EVER done! And she totally thought Nathan was her Prince Charming and he's not! At least I called that theory. *loves Christian's Baby Mama* [insert more Jesus Arms]
f) So, how about Nathan, huh? Hotass wasn't he? And so real. And honest. Just saying. And he's not a complete prick either. Oh, did I call that theory, too? [insert Jesus Arms of VICTORY]
g) Can we keep Jessica too? She is awesome.
h) I'm not even trying to go there with the teaser for next week, because we all know this will be when Nathan flies in public or better yet when Peter comes to his rescue and the alpha dog crown changes hands or EVEN EVEN *hyperventilates* Linderman is totally trying to bring his twins together (Peter & Sylar, people please keep up, huh) and he wants to draw Peter out of the woodwork with grief, but Peter will save Nathan with his invisibilty and then Nathan and Peter will fly off and live incestuously ever after.
What?
This is comics, man, you know this shit can happen.
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1. Those boys are just so so awesome.
2. Really, how much did this ep rule?
a) I totally loved that. And I loved the way his mother was basically treating him the way he treats Peter. But less sweetly.
c) I don't really think Sylar's attractive, but good GOD that's hot.
e) She's actually, like, a person. It's stunning. And I loved that she wasn't lying to Claire, which is where I thought they were going for a moment.
f) I can't talk about it. I just can't. He's so fucking hot.
g) YES, PLEASE.
So much love. Really, I can't cope. Even down to the "Sulu" joke, which was cheap, but. *sigh*
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a) I nearly plotzed. It's all Paying it Forward, innit. He's desperate for her approval, she's all about Peter, so Nathan becomes all about Peter and yet still treats Peter horribly. So, there's protectionism, and jealousy, and covetousness, and hotassery. Sounds like a regular relationship to me!
c) I don't think Sylar is hot, mostly because he chops off the top of people's heads, but with Mohinder -- that DUMMY -- there was this chemistry. It's just the perfect mix of innocent stupidity and the demonic!evol. It's a play called The Devil and Mohinder Suresh!
e) YAY CHRISTIAN'S BABY MAMA!
f) He's so hot I just wept.
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a) *laughs* But, yes.
c) Well, there's that. But can we take a moment to enjoy that the characterisation of an academic is so right? I mean, "Hi, I'm a brilliant geneticist, but I can't figure out that this guy is VERY CREEPY."
e) I ♥ her. But I've had an embarrassing love for Jessalyn Gilsig since probably Boston Common. *hangs head*
f) He is the hotass to which all other hotasses aspire.