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hackthis_archive) wrote2007-02-26 02:43 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2007-02-26 02:43 pm
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Clooney in 2008 indeed.
In what may turn into the first U.S. war to be waged *inside* The White House, both Capitol Hill and Hollywood are swarming with rumors about President Clooney's Saturday night Armani Prive viewing alongside long-rumoured paramour, Clive Owen, (both seen here with the Prime Minister of Australia, Cate Blanchett), while the following evening the First Gentleman was seen getting extremely cozy with new 007, Daniel Craig, at the Post-Oscars Vanity Fair party.
Insiders insist that there is clearly something off in the Lincoln Bedroom, which would make this particular blogger incredibly depressed if only for the sake of the adorable First Son. This is not the first time the Clooney administration has been plagued by rumours of the President's past partners (say that three times fast) creeping back into the First Marriage, but it is the first time that visual evidence is so readily available.
The President is due back on the campaign trail tomorrow to shill for Vice-President Obama in the next election, at which time you can expect a flurry of questions from the White House Press Corps. Although whether they'll be about Clive Owen's hair color or the hotness of Dame Helen Mirren is still up in the air. Calls to Press Secretary Ari Gold were not returned (shocker there).
For those of you who are new to these parts 'Clooney in 2008' is a exceedingly fictitious world (that only exists in random press releases) that I've created where George Clooney is President, Barack Obama is the Veep, Ari is the Chief of Staff, Oprah is the Secretary of State and Lewis Black is the Secretary of Defense. Oh and Anderson Cooper is First Gentleman because well, why not?
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