Clooney in 2008 indeed.

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My Brit is Bigger Than Yours


In what may turn into the first U.S. war to be waged *inside* The White House, both Capitol Hill and Hollywood are swarming with rumors about President Clooney's Saturday night Armani Prive viewing alongside long-rumoured paramour, Clive Owen, (both seen here with the Prime Minister of Australia, Cate Blanchett), while the following evening the First Gentleman was seen getting extremely cozy with new 007, Daniel Craig, at the Post-Oscars Vanity Fair party.






Insiders insist that there is clearly something off in the Lincoln Bedroom, which would make this particular blogger incredibly depressed if only for the sake of the adorable First Son. This is not the first time the Clooney administration has been plagued by rumours of the President's past partners (say that three times fast) creeping back into the First Marriage, but it is the first time that visual evidence is so readily available.







The President is due back on the campaign trail tomorrow to shill for Vice-President Obama in the next election, at which time you can expect a flurry of questions from the White House Press Corps. Although whether they'll be about Clive Owen's hair color or the hotness of Dame Helen Mirren is still up in the air. Calls to Press Secretary Ari Gold were not returned (shocker there).


For those of you who are new to these parts 'Clooney in 2008' is a exceedingly fictitious world (that only exists in random press releases) that I've created where George Clooney is President, Barack Obama is the Veep, Ari is the Chief of Staff, Oprah is the Secretary of State and Lewis Black is the Secretary of Defense. Oh and Anderson Cooper is First Gentleman because well, why not?

Comments

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

As usual, I love you!

I've heard that George and Daniel were also spotted together last night, if I ever find a picture of that I think that I will die of the hotness.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I've heard that George and Daniel were also spotted together last night, if I ever find a picture of that I think that I will die of the hotness.

Find this picture and I will write you a whole press release about it. For real.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I win!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yay! Pretty, pretty scandal!

And this is all just further proof that the letter 'P' is the best letter in the alphabet. 'President's Past Partners' 'Pirate' 'Petrelli' 'Porn' All fabulous wors that start with P.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are so smart. *thinks* You know 's' is a good letter too: sex, stoned, sugar, sticky, sex... what I said sex already? It's so good, you can say it twice!

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

President Clooney's Saturday night Armani Prive viewing alongside long-rumoured paramour, Clive Owen,

OH NOES! First Gentleman/President OTP 4EVER!

But thank you forever for that first picture

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome :)

[chinae.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god!

I love you.

:)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aw, t'anks :)

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

Oh, HONEY.

I am so pleased to see this on my flist. You have made my day a lot brighter with this.

And it's also quite fitting to have a new installment, since I've been plugging Clooney In 2008 to quite a few people recently.

*grins like mad*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Clooney in 2008, baby. It's all the rage. Also, your icon makes me to the fist pump of glory in my chair. Just saying.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if the First Gentlemen has to be, er, manhandled, there's few better ways than by 007 -- with the undressing already in progress. YAYE.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Indeed.

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

*boggles*
*reads preceding press releases*
*weeps with happy something or other*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Clooney in 2008 is something I whipped up last year when I was fandomless and truly it had brought me an obscene amount of joy on days when every thing else sucked.

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

This news is so very upsetting.

I'm not too worried about seeing President Clooney with Clive Owen. We've seen him with many others and none (except perhaps for Jon Stewart) has seemed to threaten his relationship.

However, upon viewing the photograph of Daniel Craig and the First Gentleman, particularly their closeness, it does raise bells of alarm. Daniel Craig seems to be offering the First Gentleman comfort (perhaps for a broken heart?) Any straying on the part of the First Gentleman strikes me as being more likely to cause a serious rift between the couple.

*loves you*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

However, upon viewing the photograph of Daniel Craig and the First Gentleman, particularly their closeness, it does raise bells of alarm. Daniel Craig seems to be offering the First Gentleman comfort (perhaps for a broken heart?) Any straying on the part of the First Gentleman strikes me as being more likely to cause a serious rift between the couple.

A much-beloved government pundit speaks out on the record! *takes notes* *adores* I do agree, I think George is just a flirt. It's what he does. It's how he got elected. President Clooney loves people and people love him because he makes them feel like the most important person on earth. That's easily why Anderson married him in the first place -- but sharing is hard sometimes. No matter how much you know the other person is coming home with you.

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

You are so made of win! You know how much I love President Clooney.

I hate that there is friction in the First household -- Clive Owen is a sexy beast, and this is not this first time that President George has been caught sitting too close,....*sigh* I guess if one had to choose someone for the President to step out with, Clive really does win. And not too shabby on the First Husband's part either - New!JamesBond! is very hot.

But what about the First Son - we can't leave him to Ari's tender mercies...Brad might have to "adopt" him while the First Couple go to counseling...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was talking to an insider and I think we agree that the President, well, he's always sitting too close. It's part of his charm; it's why people adore him so much, because he's just that charming. The First Gentleman playing hardball though -- that's worrisome. Maybe they should adopt again, it's working for Brad and Angelina!

[jcalanthe]

These continue to be hilarious and awesome!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why thank you very much!

[lunais-cross.livejournal.com]

I believe that this is made of awesome.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why thank you :)

awesomeness!

[cluelessinlife.livejournal.com]

Oh no the first couple! I won't be able to live if they break up :(
(Why isn't the real presidental drama this interesting)

But oh the pictures of Clive/George and Anderson/Daniel that are running around in my dirty mind!

Thank you for continuing to post these awesome press releases!
I can't wait to see what Ari is going to say about these rumors.

Re: awesomeness!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

(Why isn't the real presidental drama this interesting)

Because the real U.S. President is -- well I won't go there because you didn't stop by for me to pull out my soapbox.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I am sitting here, giggling helplessly.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I try.

[unperfectwolf.livejournal.com]

Oh gods. You know what? You make my DAY, WEEK, MONTH, whenever I see these. I just, gods. *loves*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am so pleased to hear that, thank you :)

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

I can not believe that you are breaking up the First Marriage. You are shattering my world here.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are so dramatic. Ari says -- I cannot repeat what Ari said. Who said anything about a break-up? Maybe just a shake-up. Maybe they should adopt another kid -- it's working for Brad and Angie ;)

[sciurida.livejournal.com]

This is just brilliant! And thank you so much for the pictures as well, Anderson and Daniel gosh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know. It's a lot of hotass in one place.

[trevorfrost.livejournal.com]

If only this were the real presidential gossip then hell maybe life would be interesting..

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Hee! but did you see this (http://community.livejournal.com/mutantboysrock/28303.html) pair of pics from the party?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YES! Indeed I did. *smiles blissfully* Not crazy about the hair, but the suit it hotass. Typical Adrian.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

I've missed these slices of fabulousness.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well I'm glad I could resurrect them for you :)

[krisdia.livejournal.com]

OK, I don't think I've ever commented, but I kind of adore the Clooney in 2008 snippets. They're entirely happy-making :o)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is their sole purpose, so I'm glad it's working :)

[parlemer.livejournal.com]

Hey, I love your Heroes fic and you seem really cool so I'm adding you. Hope that's okay :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

By all means add away. Also, welcome to the party :)

[rubywisp.livejournal.com]

i like your world so much better than the real one. *applause*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Me too :)