I feel vaguely displeased with almost everything today.

[hackthis_archive]

[Poll #980313]

ETA: Apparently I am oppressing you, because the poll is in radio buttons, so vote for what you want most and then talk about anything else in the comments -- okay serialkarma?

Also, step away from the coffee pot.

Leaving Things Unsaid is a Nathan/Peter fan vid by kimochi and I don't know if I'm a bit emotional today or something, but I just kept thinking, *sniff* WOOBIES! Theirloveissofuckedupandwrong! Shut up, the lot of you. The past few weeks of Heroes has been very fucking traumatic for me -- in that awesome, here, slap me around some more way.

Speaking of slapping people around:

Dear barely_bean, linaerys, scribblinlenore and sparky77 -- having now seen six of the eight Profit episodes I can safely say, uh, WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE? It's so wrong, but so deliciously right, you can totally see how much fun Adrian had with that role, especially in Sykes there are these moments when he's just got these little mannerisms -- I want to lick Jim Profit in all his bad 80s-replicated suits. Also, um, so, Gail/Profit all the way, yes? YES. Definitely. It's not even a sexual relationship as much as it's this sort of learning how to trust someone who is clearly off their nut, but still has your back. Yes, awesomeness. DAMN YOU FOX, YET AGAIN!

Wednesday will be my five year El Jay anniversary and I'd totally planned to post a story on that day, except that I've forgotten how to write, yet again. Doesn't it figure I'd get performance anxiety now. This never happens when I'm having sex in public! Just saying.

Is it time for The Petrelli Show yet?

Comments

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

If you write a 5 yrs AU I will have your children. And maybe create temples.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Dude, it is no fair to promise sex in the Petrelli fics and not in the Mohinder/Sylar fic. I mean, the latter could potentially include sex in the oval office. Just so we're clear. This poll is BIASED.

Why isn't there a box for "all of the above. COMBINED." Come on, you are slashing the dream!

Um, can you tell me really fast if there's any Tim and Landry in the finale? Because I've got a fic I'm sitting on, but don't want it to have been AUed already.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Your complaints have been duly noted and discarded by the management. Just saying. As for Tim & Landry in the FNL finale, sweetie, I wish I could say, but I just don't remember. It's been a while.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

I haven't and I know I need to but it'll have to wait for summertime when I'm only watching Ten Jack Ten/Jack and have the time.

And if Peter was Nathan's enforcer, he'd be interacting with people other than Nathan to Make Nathan Happy, and that's PG-13-able, isn't it?

[ladyjestyr.livejournal.com]

yes indeedy. whimper.

[skripka.livejournal.com]

They'd have us blushing? Are you sure you have the right us?

Poor Peter. No more bubblegum. :(

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

I always love me some Heroes fic, but we can't let Tim and Landry go neglected. Especially since NBC hasn't made up their minds whether to keep FNL next season. Stoopid netwerk.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it would be a long AU, I just want to point this out now that you've signed the contract.

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

Well, I always do well when there's babies to be had or massive penis extensions to be built in the desert.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

massive penis extensions to be built in the desert.


Did I miss something here? Do tell.

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

The Pyramids? 'Look, I killed more slaves building mine. Therefore my cock must be much bigger.'

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*