I feel vaguely displeased with almost everything today.

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ETA: Apparently I am oppressing you, because the poll is in radio buttons, so vote for what you want most and then talk about anything else in the comments -- okay serialkarma?

Also, step away from the coffee pot.

Leaving Things Unsaid is a Nathan/Peter fan vid by kimochi and I don't know if I'm a bit emotional today or something, but I just kept thinking, *sniff* WOOBIES! Theirloveissofuckedupandwrong! Shut up, the lot of you. The past few weeks of Heroes has been very fucking traumatic for me -- in that awesome, here, slap me around some more way.

Speaking of slapping people around:

Dear barely_bean, linaerys, scribblinlenore and sparky77 -- having now seen six of the eight Profit episodes I can safely say, uh, WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE? It's so wrong, but so deliciously right, you can totally see how much fun Adrian had with that role, especially in Sykes there are these moments when he's just got these little mannerisms -- I want to lick Jim Profit in all his bad 80s-replicated suits. Also, um, so, Gail/Profit all the way, yes? YES. Definitely. It's not even a sexual relationship as much as it's this sort of learning how to trust someone who is clearly off their nut, but still has your back. Yes, awesomeness. DAMN YOU FOX, YET AGAIN!

Wednesday will be my five year El Jay anniversary and I'd totally planned to post a story on that day, except that I've forgotten how to write, yet again. Doesn't it figure I'd get performance anxiety now. This never happens when I'm having sex in public! Just saying.

Is it time for The Petrelli Show yet?

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[linaerys.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is . . .



Profit sloth.

Well, not really. I want one too, the human variety more than the sloth. There's something so endearing about him. In a twisted, evil, adorable way.

I think today is a vaguely displeasing day for many people. Don't know why.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Today sucks. Profit is so awesome I feel aggrieved that I didn't realize this sooner. I am loving this image though, I have to say.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Oh also, Oval Office sex FTW, but flying sex is nice too. Any sex, really. I'm worried for your Peter and Nathan--they need some kind of release ;-).

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Mohinder is dumb, but he is so so so pretty.


Hence the title of the story -- yes, that story summary is also the title of the story. I think it's very self-explanatory. I do understand that Peter and Nathan need some release, but it's so fabulous to watch you them in the throes of all this frustration.

[cleverthylacine]

I'm so relieved not to be the only one who thinks Mohinder is dumb as a box of rocks. Because he IS. jamoche and I are always yelling at him when we watch the show to stop being so fucking stupid. But all these people on my flist believe he's smart. And I don't GET it.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

He's only smart if you know nothing about science, people, or thinking logically. I worry that the Heroes writers actually think he is smart, which is one of the many reasons that I don't really trust the them, although I do love them sometimes for rolling with the BroYay that Milo and Adrian brought.

[cleverthylacine]

ahahahaha, see, that would be my problem, I'm an administrative assistant at a research hospital, which means I automatically know 10x what Mohinder knows about all those things.

I'm afraid that the writers think he is smart, too. This totally horrifies me, but I can forgive much in the interest of BroYay.

[cleverthylacine]

Dude, who DOESN'T want Jim Profit? I could sit and pet him all day, if I didn't think that he'd bite, and sometimes I wouldn't even mind.

Actually, whoever gave me the SPN prompt is probably horrified, because the events of his life fit SO well into that paradigm AND make him even more sympathetic when viewed through that light.