hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-10-23 10:41 am
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Last night I traded my soul's innermost for pickled fish.

1) Chuck was adorable last night. He is really growing me. He's Seth v 2.0 - but much more tolerable.

2) Okay, someone I trust implicitly tells me that Gossip Girl is the best thing since sliced bread, and while I am dubious, I understand that Spiers from Band of Brothers is on there in some capacity and I may at least have to view an episode. When's this crack on then?

3) Prior to last night's Heroes I got a text from [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma that said, "Nathan is fucking hot tonight" to which I replied, "That's like saying water is wet."

When is Nathan not hot? Tell me that. Remember that I loved The Beard.

Having said that, I think we all know my general reaction to 2.05 was


Dear Adrian Pasdar:

How are you so hot? All the other boys cry in the face of your hotassery. Last night you stepped up a game that was already at the ceiling. You are now in the atmosphere with your stubble and floppy messy hair and hotassery and that thing with that gun and being good? I love you. My love for you is too profound for netspeak. Just saying.

xxxx,
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis

p.s. I know you are not a cargo plane, but I don't weigh a lot, I swear!

p.p.s. Where are the Nathan + gun = OTP icons. C'mon, I have needs.



Dear Matt and Mohinder:

Your adoption is revoked.

Having a child is about selflessness; it's right below 'selfish' in the dictionary. Look it up.

No love,
me



Dear Peter:

A word of advice, you are an amnesiac, not asexual. Losing your memories doesn't mean you lose your sexual preference -- science will back me up here. If you carry around a picture of you and your husband lover brother in tuxedos and you feign indifference because you realize you're batting for the wrong team, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

As for lurving Caitlin after five days -- me thinks the Petrelli doth protest too much.

No love,
me

ETA: WAIT A MINUTE. Peter's a GIRL? Wow, that explains a lot.



Dear Paddy Oirish Wot Got Flambed:

Thanks for that, Tim. My ears can stop bleeding now.

Amen,
me


Dear Veronica Mars:

I never watched your show, but you don't seem that horrible. I presume you are Bob's daughter, but I am so over the whole petulant thing. For reals. Get a personality, stat.

-me


Dear Monica,

I want to love you. I want to at least admire you. As it stands I don't dislike you, I just don't think I like where your storyline is headed -- I blame the writers for this. I am also wondering how Micah has a new 9th Wonders since Isaac was turned into a serving platter last season.

-me


Dear Heroes,

I don't love you the way I did last season. You are very slow and floundering. You need to trim the fat, kill the Boring Twins, 86 the Oirish crap, get My 2 Dads some parenting lessons and make Cristine Rose a regular. Stat. Having said that though, plz to keep the Nathan & Matt stuff because they are really your only saving grace at this point.

-me

p.s. I am loving Mr. Bennett and Sam the Haitian on their second honeymoon. Plz to show more of that.




Dear Flist:

I am looking for the following songs. Plz to help.


- Garbage 'The World is Not Enough'
- Hall & Oates 'Family Man' & 'Out of Touch'
- Herbert (anything besides 'Something isn't Right')
- Jason Mraz 'The Remedy'
- Kenna 'Make Sure they See My Face' (the LP)
- Ours 'Sometimes'
- Ours 'Leaves'
- R.E.M. 'Losing My Religion'
- R.E.M. 'Daysleeper'
- The Vines 'Get Free'

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo, you know the new Frankenmix is up right?

LOL. You are real subtle, you know that? I will ponder this afternoon. Also, thx for the musack!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
ps Peter SUCKS again. He needs Nathan to keep him on the path of non-suckiness. Also? Heroes pretty much sucks in general this season. You called it.

This season has SUXXORED. Except for last night when Nathan did the thing where he was BREATHING and had stubble and that one time with the gun I might've whimpered a lot.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Also? TANXS for the musack. Pee Ess. You have been gone a long time, but I wroted some Ari back a while ago that might make you smile. I hope things are going better than they were, I know times are hard. {{{{hugs}}}}

[identity profile] literaryll.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Make Sure They See My Face (http://www.sendspace.com/file/gmo1qf) - I didn't listen to any of these to make sure they work so let me know if one doesn't or something. Oh and I couldn't find 'Phantom Always' but I'll look again later.

I'm much better - I have an interview tomorrow! And ARI!!!! He makes everything better so I'll be sure to go and look for him :)

*HUGS YOU TO DEATH*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! Interview = yay! Also, you are SO made of awesome. *draws sparkly hearts*

Darling, for some reason I can't seem to download the Herbert (bad! mediafire! no biscuit!), would you be able to upload is somewhere else for me?

[identity profile] literaryll.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
would you be able to upload is somewhere else for me?

Of course. I'll do that right now :)
ext_46841: (gossip girl)

[identity profile] 1407graymalkin.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Gossip Girl is on Wednesdays at 9pm on CW or whatever your local version you have. And it's the greatest thing since...maybe not sliced bread, but refined sugar bread, which is sliced.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You are now in the atmosphere with your stubble and floppy messy hair and hotassery and that thing with that gun and being good? I love you.

Yes, exactly. It's like he's trying to kill us with hotness and he totally knows it and doesn't care which makes it even hotter. It's like it would be one thing if he won't up every morning and said, "What can I do to be insanely hot?" but he doesn't! He just is fundamentally that hot!

I wonder what would happen if he actually started trying.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
maybe not sliced bread, but refined sugar bread, which is sliced.

*ponders* I can get with that. That's #1 A-okay.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm over here ranting to [livejournal.com profile] transtempts about the ineptitude of the writing on Heroes this season and how they are obviously spreading themselves too thin. You know, if you want to go to Japan, go to Japan. You want to go to Ireland, go to Ireland, but use real Irish people. You want to be international, we understand, but maybe you should try one thing at a time, you know? Get Adrian naked first, and then take it from there.

I wonder what would happen if he actually started trying.

Lives would be lost, but it would all be for a good cause. I volunteer to be first. Expose me to the full strength of the Pasdar hotassery. If I perish, I perish happy.


[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Get Adrian naked first, and then take it from there.

That should be the fundamental rule of the universe. Actually maybe that's how the universe really started. Adrian got naked, and then there was a big bang, and lots of pretty lights. It makes sense to me.

[identity profile] hey-mockingbird.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Your Heroes letters inspire me. Because it is ALL TRUE. ALL OF IT.

That is all.

Also: LOL to the GIRL!Peter. Thank you for posting that. AND I know someone who knows someone who is making shotgun!Nathan icons. yesh. ^_^

[identity profile] morgaine22.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Mmkay; I just friended you but I'm not a weird read-all-your-stories-stalker.

...I just love me some SHOTGUN_COCKING!NATHAN!! NNnnngghh

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Actually maybe that's how the universe really started. Adrian got naked, and then there was a big bang, and lots of pretty lights. It makes sense to me.

I had to stop and think about that for a minute. And then I had to think for a few more minutes. But uh, I was thinking of a more religous approach, like God said, "And let there be Adrian" and lo it was good, and the rest of us were just created to worship him. It's a religion, you see, Pasdarism.
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (happiness is a warm gun)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-10-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean we're the priestesshood?
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (happiness is a warm gun)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-10-24 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I needed that for my Profit FST!!!! *glomps* thanks!
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (happiness is a warm gun)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-10-24 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
EEE :D thanks for posting this, I wanted it too.
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (happiness is a warm gun)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-10-24 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
ITA with your letter to Pasdar.

And the icons are on [livejournal.com profile] vote_petrelli.

[identity profile] freesnowcone.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray, I'm helping! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756883/quotes)

[identity profile] nebt-het.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Nathan plus gun was very nice- is that wrong?

Peter- heh heh heh - what she said- your whole life was in that box dude! Clue in!

Irish guy- enough said

This season seems all chopped up and not enough per story line in each episode to make an interesting theme. Do you think they are doing this because of all the new characters or is it a stylistic choice? I wish they would stop!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Where did your icon come from, I MUST have one?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I am off to see our god.
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (happiness is a warm gun)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-10-24 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw! I saw! (Thank you for the link in your other comment - I'd not gotten that far on my mail when I replied before).

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