Last night I traded my soul's innermost for pickled fish.

[hackthis_archive]

1) Chuck was adorable last night. He is really growing me. He's Seth v 2.0 - but much more tolerable.

2) Okay, someone I trust implicitly tells me that Gossip Girl is the best thing since sliced bread, and while I am dubious, I understand that Spiers from Band of Brothers is on there in some capacity and I may at least have to view an episode. When's this crack on then?

3) Prior to last night's Heroes I got a text from serialkarma that said, "Nathan is fucking hot tonight" to which I replied, "That's like saying water is wet."

When is Nathan not hot? Tell me that. Remember that I loved The Beard.

Having said that, I think we all know my general reaction to 2.05 was


Dear Adrian Pasdar:

How are you so hot? All the other boys cry in the face of your hotassery. Last night you stepped up a game that was already at the ceiling. You are now in the atmosphere with your stubble and floppy messy hair and hotassery and that thing with that gun and being good? I love you. My love for you is too profound for netspeak. Just saying.

xxxx,
hackthis

p.s. I know you are not a cargo plane, but I don't weigh a lot, I swear!

p.p.s. Where are the Nathan + gun = OTP icons. C'mon, I have needs.



Dear Matt and Mohinder:

Your adoption is revoked.

Having a child is about selflessness; it's right below 'selfish' in the dictionary. Look it up.

No love,
me



Dear Peter:

A word of advice, you are an amnesiac, not asexual. Losing your memories doesn't mean you lose your sexual preference -- science will back me up here. If you carry around a picture of you and your husband lover brother in tuxedos and you feign indifference because you realize you're batting for the wrong team, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

As for lurving Caitlin after five days -- me thinks the Petrelli doth protest too much.

No love,
me

ETA: WAIT A MINUTE. Peter's a GIRL? Wow, that explains a lot.



Dear Paddy Oirish Wot Got Flambed:

Thanks for that, Tim. My ears can stop bleeding now.

Amen,
me


Dear Veronica Mars:

I never watched your show, but you don't seem that horrible. I presume you are Bob's daughter, but I am so over the whole petulant thing. For reals. Get a personality, stat.

-me


Dear Monica,

I want to love you. I want to at least admire you. As it stands I don't dislike you, I just don't think I like where your storyline is headed -- I blame the writers for this. I am also wondering how Micah has a new 9th Wonders since Isaac was turned into a serving platter last season.

-me


Dear Heroes,

I don't love you the way I did last season. You are very slow and floundering. You need to trim the fat, kill the Boring Twins, 86 the Oirish crap, get My 2 Dads some parenting lessons and make Cristine Rose a regular. Stat. Having said that though, plz to keep the Nathan & Matt stuff because they are really your only saving grace at this point.

-me

p.s. I am loving Mr. Bennett and Sam the Haitian on their second honeymoon. Plz to show more of that.




Dear Flist:

I am looking for the following songs. Plz to help.


- Garbage 'The World is Not Enough'
- Hall & Oates 'Family Man' & 'Out of Touch'
- Herbert (anything besides 'Something isn't Right')
- Jason Mraz 'The Remedy'
- Kenna 'Make Sure they See My Face' (the LP)
- Ours 'Sometimes'
- Ours 'Leaves'
- R.E.M. 'Losing My Religion'
- R.E.M. 'Daysleeper'
- The Vines 'Get Free'

Comments

[freesnowcone.livejournal.com]

OMG someone just sent me this song, like, two weeks ago!

Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (http://www.mediafire.com/?5zmyx4xghty)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You = awesome!

[cleverthylacine]

OMG I needed that for my Profit FST!!!! *glomps* thanks!

[lazulus]

Losing My Religion and Get Free. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You = awesomecakes times 2!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Gossip Girl is totally my guilty pleasure! Also, I find it very slashy!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Tell me more! Tell me more!

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Oh, I swear, the Peter storyline has to go somewhere fucking NOW. So bored. Nathan was a hotass. And...stuff.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It needs to LEAVE. It's v bad, sweetie. I know you heart him, but WOW it's BAD.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Also?

December 23, 1979?

Guess what Nathan got for Christmas one year?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG! Where did you get that date, are you saying that Peter was Nathan's present? (plz to draw me a map I've not slept in several days).

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Yes, Speirs is on GG and he's...while not awesome, supposed to be some sort of Grunge era rock star. Or one hit wonder. Whatever, the point is that imagining this makes me very, VERY happy and tends to blind out a lot of the blah parts of the show.

And there are blah parts, to be sure, but this morning I found myself wishing it was Wednesday just so I could get Gossip Girl tonight. So far this season, that's a first.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Wednesday you say? What time?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I have The Remedy at home, I can upload it for you tonight if you don't have it by then.

Did I ever tell that the guy that song is about was at a New Year's party at my house a few years ago?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Have acquired song, but t'anks puddin'. Am also trying to figure out whether to write Torchwood sex crack or Chuck/Awesome OTP fest.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Jason Mraz - The Remedy (http://www.sendspace.com/file/y24h55)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[glorfindelghost.livejournal.com]

Gossip girl = Crack of the best kind.

Slashy, frothy, attractive crack. And Spiers is indeed on it - as the strangely attractive musician dad.

Nathan was indeed hot this week (and thats from someone who doesn't normally think so). Crazy hair improves EVERYONE. And Peter is female according to his passport. Huh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Crazy hair improves EVERYONE.

*looks at current hair* Uh, maybe on TV, babe. Adrian Pasdar is always hot, do not blaspheme. Also, Peter being female explains a lot, no?

[transtempts.livejournal.com]

yes, nathan was hot. peter's storyline can be over now, it's just dragging. also, matt should listen to nathan more often. it leads to hotassery and nathan showing how competent he is.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"Word!" to everything you said.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, was that not a great big box of omg, he even looks good in Nuclear Winter!?

I am not surprised. He'd look good in a potato sack. Hell, he once did a whole film about being a transvestite. The executive kind ;-)

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

I've not found Pasdar that attractive on Heroes for some odd reason (because he used to be Pouncer catnip), but last night he was smoking. When he racked that shotgun, I almost expired. I think flames shot from my television screen.

Oh! If you want to read more about Gossip Girl, I've got my reactions tagged (http://thepouncer.livejournal.com/tag/xoxo). It's a frothy soap, but it's a lot of fun and doesn't take itself too seriously.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When he racked that shotgun, I almost expired. I think flames shot from my television screen.


As long as you have seen the light, we are all okay now, but um, YES (re: gun + Pasdar = whimpering).

[brandil.livejournal.com]

GG is slick, shiny, pretty, and *fun*. Not much more to ask for.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hey, man, sounds like a winner to me ;-)

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Um. GOSSIP GIRL IS ON WEDNESDAYS ON THE CW AT UM 9/8 CENTRAL. You should watch it because it is hilarity in a tiny tiny glass bottle originally used for expensive perfume but now holds crack.

Yo, you know the new Frankenmix is up right?

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

pee es ours :: leaves (http://www.mediafire.com/?5sejevg2xgc)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

There you go. :)

Daysleeper (http://download.yousendit.com/4AE88BAD4B01E674)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Herbert album (http://www.mediafire.com/?5kqswb5nvnl)

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Family Man (http://www.sendspace.com/file/7sqnu2)

Out of Touch (http://www.sendspace.com/file/yzlgqg)

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

Gossip Girl is on Wednesdays at 9pm on CW or whatever your local version you have. And it's the greatest thing since...maybe not sliced bread, but refined sugar bread, which is sliced.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

maybe not sliced bread, but refined sugar bread, which is sliced.

*ponders* I can get with that. That's #1 A-okay.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

You are now in the atmosphere with your stubble and floppy messy hair and hotassery and that thing with that gun and being good? I love you.

Yes, exactly. It's like he's trying to kill us with hotness and he totally knows it and doesn't care which makes it even hotter. It's like it would be one thing if he won't up every morning and said, "What can I do to be insanely hot?" but he doesn't! He just is fundamentally that hot!

I wonder what would happen if he actually started trying.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm over here ranting to transtempts about the ineptitude of the writing on Heroes this season and how they are obviously spreading themselves too thin. You know, if you want to go to Japan, go to Japan. You want to go to Ireland, go to Ireland, but use real Irish people. You want to be international, we understand, but maybe you should try one thing at a time, you know? Get Adrian naked first, and then take it from there.

I wonder what would happen if he actually started trying.

Lives would be lost, but it would all be for a good cause. I volunteer to be first. Expose me to the full strength of the Pasdar hotassery. If I perish, I perish happy.

[hey-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

Your Heroes letters inspire me. Because it is ALL TRUE. ALL OF IT.

That is all.

Also: LOL to the GIRL!Peter. Thank you for posting that. AND I know someone who knows someone who is making shotgun!Nathan icons. yesh. ^_^

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

AND I know someone who knows someone who is making shotgun!Nathan icons. yesh. ^_^

*points happily to icon* It's a not-so-secret club!

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

Mmkay; I just friended you but I'm not a weird read-all-your-stories-stalker.

...I just love me some SHOTGUN_COCKING!NATHAN!! NNnnngghh

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's very hot, isn't he?

[cleverthylacine]

ITA with your letter to Pasdar.

And the icons are on vote_petrelli.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*proudly displays icon*

[nebt-het.livejournal.com]

Nathan plus gun was very nice- is that wrong?

Peter- heh heh heh - what she said- your whole life was in that box dude! Clue in!

Irish guy- enough said

This season seems all chopped up and not enough per story line in each episode to make an interesting theme. Do you think they are doing this because of all the new characters or is it a stylistic choice? I wish they would stop!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I've been ranting to transtempts about the ineptitude of the writing on Heroes this season and how they are obviously spreading themselves too thin. You know, if you want to go to Japan, go to Japan. You want to go to Ireland, go to Ireland, but use real Irish people. You want to be international, we understand, but maybe you should try one thing at a time. Make sure you can do that one thing well and then incorporate other things, you know? Get Adrian naked first, and then take it from there.