tom, tom the baker's son...

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is that how that riddle goes? i don't actually remember, but i am all about the tom-fic today, and holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom.

evil? what evil?

yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.

i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.

in other news, spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.

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gah

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Word on Fastlane. Geez, the cars *alone* would be enough to get me to watch, but it's like HoYay With Style - and Interesting Choices of Music. Dude, any show that pulls out old school Phil Collins (and then overlays it on the "pretty" boys) has my love. And it had Craig Schaeffer - pernial asshole from the 80s movies that Spader passed up. I've found my Wednesday night love fest...

And fave car? Scruffy boy's green muscle car. So pretty, but I have *no* idea what the hell it was. Dammit. Z, with your infinite wisdom and knowledge, could you identify it

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HoYay With Style

got that in one. and the music had me completely boggled. phil collins, depeche mode and limp bizkit? they're going all out here, and the toys. oh, my god, the toys. did you see those motorcycles? ::passes out in heap::

okay. now the green car? which scene is this? i got sidetracked by the cobra. fucking vintage cobra, my god. i was depressed at how they wrecked all those beautiful cars. they had some scene for next week with a forest green mustang and they fucking ruined it! ah!!!!

Re: gah

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ahhhh, I think the forest green mustang is the green car that caught my attention. white stripes down the hood? yep. freaking beautiful car - and it was green!

did you catch the fred durst cameo? crack my shit up, but the bizkit song was perfectly used.

oh, and my fave pick up line? "Wanna go fuck somewhere?" Heh. Of course, the last time anyone actually tried a pick up line with me was in high school, but I always got a kick out of the direct approach. The alternative, also used by the same guy, was "Wanna go make out somewhere?" Thank god I didn't take that particular guy up on the offer back when I was eighteen, else I would've sworn off all swapping of bodily fluids right then and there. Yech.