tom, tom the baker's son...

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is that how that riddle goes? i don't actually remember, but i am all about the tom-fic today, and holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom.

evil? what evil?

yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.

i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.

in other news, spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.

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Hey Baby ;)

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about those pickup lines... The worst I had heard was from a coworker (I was 17 at the time, he was about 26-27) who noticed the freckles on my arms and such... He suggested that we get together and play connect the dots... on me.

*shudder* Ick!

Re: Hey Baby ;)

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PERVERT!

okay, it takes one to know one so i can definitely call him that.

PERVERT!

Re: Hey Baby ;)

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No kidding. It was so horrible, I just had to mention that one. I've had my share of stupid pick up lines tossed my way, like: "People tell me I'm an excellent kisser." or "I've got a book on full body massage at home.."
But I think connect the dots will always be the worst one I've ever heard.