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hackthis_archive) wrote2002-09-19 10:02 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2002-09-19 10:02 am
tom, tom the baker's son...
is that how that riddle goes? i don't actually remember, but i am all about the tom-fic today, and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom.
evil? what evil?
yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.
i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.
in other news,spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.
holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom. evil? what evil?
yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.
i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.
in other news,
spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.
Re: gah
did you catch the fred durst cameo? crack my shit up, but the bizkit song was perfectly used.
oh, and my fave pick up line? "Wanna go fuck somewhere?" Heh. Of course, the last time anyone actually tried a pick up line with me was in high school, but I always got a kick out of the direct approach. The alternative, also used by the same guy, was "Wanna go make out somewhere?" Thank god I didn't take that particular guy up on the offer back when I was eighteen, else I would've sworn off all swapping of bodily fluids right then and there. Yech.