Shia! Chuck! (both of them!) Gossip Girl!

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1. I love everybody. For reals. Thank you for your birthday wishes and stories (sparky77 wrote me Chuck! too) and I got virtual gifts of love from sameoldhope, slodwick and literaryll! THANK YOU! You are all awesome. *mwah*

2. Milo and Paris Hilton have apparently, err, I can't even type it out. I think I threw up in my mouth. That's just nasty. He needs to be quarantined. I wouldn't let him play near my hypothetical kids unless he were hosed first, just saying.

3. While Shia is out looking so fucking hot, I want to lick him working to pay the bills. Even his neck is sexy. He's going to make me into a vampire.

4. Gossip Girl, i.e the Chuck & Blair show is back on tonight. Please note that a) I keep mistyping Blair as Blaise. b) Chuck is love* Fucked up, irrational, possessive, supremely kitted out love c) The shoes on this show make me want to kidnap the wardrobe designer and d) Lt Spiers from Band of Brothers is playing Dan's dad.

*It appears that Chuck has united ethrosdemon and I back into the same fandom. Small children run in fear.

Also, for those who are on the fence about Gossip Girl, I'd just like to say that all the boys think they should be sleeping with each other. And they'll tell you about it!. I am not pondering Chuck/Nate/Dan. No, really I'm not. Oh, who am I fucking kidding. That would be epically awesome. Whatever would I call it?

5. Cable companies suck no matter where you are according to Bruce Campbell. Sky was always fucked. Adelphia, well, you don’t even need to start, and today, we can add Time Warner Cable.

I think Lewis Black sums it up quite nicely, "A father and two sons run Adelphia cable company and they take from the company a billion dollars. A billion. What were they gonna do? Start their own space program?! Let's send the monkey to Mars, dad!... What amazes me is that the people that knew that they did this didn't rise as one and slay them."

Comments

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I think it's all part and parcel to the theory that no man (no single, straight man) is able to say no when clearly and concisely offered sex. Even when the person doing the offering is clearly a GERM FARM of epic proportions.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

But... but... I'm pretty sure Paris is no longer actually human and is just some weird cyborg combination of disease and plastic.

You know, I thought it was only Peter that needed a keeper. Apparently, Milo needs one too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Again, I say, EW.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

WHERE WAS ADRIAN, AND WHY DID HE LET THIS HAPPEN? *cough*

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure! I want to be disappointed in Adrian, but I'm not capable of feeling disappointed in him. I'll just be disappointed in Milo for making me feel in some way that I should be disappointed in Adrian. I hope Adrian starts wearing really horrendous clothes just to annoy Milo.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Milo is a grown man. He did that all on his own. *shudders again*

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I am trying to think happy thoughts, but the ickiness is taking over my brain :(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's because it's just nasty.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Okay, thinking about what Ari would say to Milo about this is making me feel me feel a bit better.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ari wouldn't be be surprised, but you better believe if Shia was upset he'd cut him. Also, antheia pointed out what looks like a HICKEY on Shia's neck. She said that was Milo's handiwork; I wish it were MINE.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, apparently I have corrupted slodwick and she's convinced that the Paris/Milo thing is actually the same as the Shia/Alexis incident where they were next to each on the carpet and then she kept throwing herself drunkly at him and Milo didn't get it, and then he drove her home, because again drunk and he's a gentleman, and then it's all over the papers and Shia tries to burn down the house in anger.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I like that interpretation especially because it leads to the make-up sex.

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I am writing about the make-up sex. Damn you people.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

That would be the best kind of revenge, seriously. Just let the ugly trainers lead the way...

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Maybe he can grow back the beard! And when people ask him why, he can say he was trying to protect himself from the Paris germs.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

That would be genius. Total genius. Milo would be so upset.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

And I would be happy because I miss the beard, so everyone wins... or at least I do :)

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Exactly. And that's the point, really.