hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2008-03-04 08:42 am

It's all a bad dream.

I have real problems at the moment, I cannot be over here wondering when the hell Brian Austin Green started being hot or acquired the ability to act. I am serious here. His initals are BAG! BAG, dammit! And yet, you know, [insert scandelously lewd insinuation of choice here]. Please don't make me feel like I have to write about this. That would be so wrong. *sob* Can't I just write some Psych or Chuck or something? Also, who stole my writing mojo?! I WANT IT BACK!

And I rather shamelessly admit that I am watching Making the Band too. WHAT? It's not like there's really anything good on TV anymore (exept The Wire -- oh sweet Jesus that show), I'm making due!

GAH!

Send two Xanax Stephen Colbert covered in coffee, stat!

ETA: Brian Austin Green is just more proof that some things do get better with age: George Clooney, champagne, bad haircuts, George Clooney, you get where I'm going here...

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/ 2008-03-04 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don't make me feel like I have to write about this.
You already feel it! You can't deny fate! You must write about the Reese brothers. After last night's ep it's in you! Embrace it. LOL
Clearly, I'm just being greedy here. But I LOVED the last small fic you wrote for Kyle and Derek. It was heavenly. There should be more.
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[identity profile] musesfool.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You should write some Wire fic. About OMAR. Or Kima. Or Bunk.

But yes, I am right there with you on the whole Brian Austin Green thing. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[identity profile] mir8lle.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad you have said this, as it stops me from having to verbalise it myself. Watching the last two episodes earlier, I caught myself thinking that toothbrushing shouldn't be that erotic. Clearly I have problems!

[identity profile] jillybinks.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't agree with you more. BAG *snicker* is the only thing that brings me out of the show. I'm grooving along, enjoying every character and every minute. Then Derek comes on the screen and I start getting invested in the character and the guy's getting hotter with each passing minute and then I'm like WAIT. This is Brian Austin Green, for pete's sake! Fricking David Silver! How can the man that wore Hammer pants in all seriousness be hot? And yet, he is.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you comparing Brian Austin Green to George Clooney? I'm frightened. [livejournal.com profile] ficangel was just trying to convince me that Brian Austin Green had suddenly turned hot and I doubted her and then she showed me pictures and then I was really confused. I'm supposed to catch up Sarah Connor Chronicles this week and I'm not sure if my brain can handle a hot Brian Austin Green.
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[personal profile] aurora 2008-03-04 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot be over here wondering when the hell Brian Austin Green started being hot or acquired the ability to act.
I don't know how that happened either, but I'm embracing him it. \o/
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[identity profile] veryshortlist.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say that there's several good things on TV. Or at least, going to be.

Pushing Daisies.
Burn Notice.
Greek.

Yeah. Can't wait for those to come back.
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[identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* I watched the eps a bit out of order and so the other night, I was just watching the scene of him and Sarah with him saying he wouldn't be the one to bring metal down on the Conners.

GAH. GUH. Then they give us him shooting someone, keeping the Future Savior of Mankind safe, AND covering the little girl's eyes as he's holding her hostage?

Um. There are WORSE REASONS TO LIKE SOMEONE.

Also, there will be a fic challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] schronicles. Perhaps something in the flash fiction family. I would like to see you there! *nodding, nodding firmly*

[identity profile] kristories.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Word. I was completely planning a Burn Notice/Chuck crossover for the Someecard thing wherein Michael kidnaps the Intersect to keep as his sex slave find out about the guy who burned him. And instead I wrote Derek/Cameron and am now convinced that Derek and Cameron should have impossible little half-cyborg babies.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
my personal lewd remark is wanna bang him like a drum, I believe.

Make the Derek fic!

[identity profile] halfway2home.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I came across a cheesy old clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQU7HRJWS1s&feature=user) of BAG on 90210 recently and was just like, wow, you've come a long way.

[identity profile] shireeen.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, I KNOOOOOWWW!! I checked out this show last night. Dude, I saw brian austin green and was like, *double take* what? eh? HUH? HTF did *he* get cute? Then John criticized his jeans. I laughed.