It's all a bad dream.

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I have real problems at the moment, I cannot be over here wondering when the hell Brian Austin Green started being hot or acquired the ability to act. I am serious here. His initals are BAG! BAG, dammit! And yet, you know, [insert scandelously lewd insinuation of choice here]. Please don't make me feel like I have to write about this. That would be so wrong. *sob* Can't I just write some Psych or Chuck or something? Also, who stole my writing mojo?! I WANT IT BACK!

And I rather shamelessly admit that I am watching Making the Band too. WHAT? It's not like there's really anything good on TV anymore (exept The Wire -- oh sweet Jesus that show), I'm making due!

GAH!

Send two Xanax Stephen Colbert covered in coffee, stat!

ETA: Brian Austin Green is just more proof that some things do get better with age: George Clooney, champagne, bad haircuts, George Clooney, you get where I'm going here...

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

Please don't make me feel like I have to write about this.
You already feel it! You can't deny fate! You must write about the Reese brothers. After last night's ep it's in you! Embrace it. LOL
Clearly, I'm just being greedy here. But I LOVED the last small fic you wrote for Kyle and Derek. It was heavenly. There should be more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Clearly I'm protesting too much.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

You should write some Wire fic. About OMAR. Or Kima. Or Bunk.

But yes, I am right there with you on the whole Brian Austin Green thing. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude. OMAR. *sobs* OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I was on AIM with someone while I was watching, and I was like, "OMAR IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!" and then not even five minutes later, I was like, "OMG OMAR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[mir8lle.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you have said this, as it stops me from having to verbalise it myself. Watching the last two episodes earlier, I caught myself thinking that toothbrushing shouldn't be that erotic. Clearly I have problems!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It just... it was just entirely too jarring. Like finding out Paris Hilton has talent or something.

[jillybinks.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree with you more. BAG *snicker* is the only thing that brings me out of the show. I'm grooving along, enjoying every character and every minute. Then Derek comes on the screen and I start getting invested in the character and the guy's getting hotter with each passing minute and then I'm like WAIT. This is Brian Austin Green, for pete's sake! Fricking David Silver! How can the man that wore Hammer pants in all seriousness be hot? And yet, he is.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This is Brian Austin Green, for pete's sake! Fricking David Silver! How can the man that wore Hammer pants in all seriousness be hot? And yet, he is.

It's just...it's not right! But it's okay.

[jillybinks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm learning to deal and enjoy the hotness!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Are you comparing Brian Austin Green to George Clooney? I'm frightened. ficangel was just trying to convince me that Brian Austin Green had suddenly turned hot and I doubted her and then she showed me pictures and then I was really confused. I'm supposed to catch up Sarah Connor Chronicles this week and I'm not sure if my brain can handle a hot Brian Austin Green.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Are you comparing Brian Austin Green to George Clooney?

Not like that! He's just MORE proof, that's what I meant. I mean, hello, BAG? The most lame actor ever 15 years ago and now? Well, now I see why Megan Fox (Shia's costar in Transformers) is trying to bag that. You really need to see it. REALLY.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I swear catching up on SCC is on my list, high on my list. That along with Life on Mars and Mad Men. I'm really not sure what I'm wasting my time doing.

(Thank you for the baby Llama. It's adorable and made me smile and we are waiting impatiently for a baby alpaca here, so I'm choosing to believe it's a sign of baby alpacas to come)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I need to get my hands on Life on Mars myself. I keep meaning to watch that and Skins, but I can't watch telly that way. I've tried, but I just get ornery. Hush.

(You are welcome).

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I liked the first episode of Life on Mars though it was mostly for the music, the facial hair, and figuring out the mystery of why John Simm in attractive, but it looks like it's going to get good.

I can send you Life on Mars. Can you watch on CDs or do you need DVDs?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Rilly?! DVDs plz. *claps like derranged seal* I didn't think John Simm was attractive until I caught a few episodes of S2 and I was like, whyfor was I deprived!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

He is very baffling. He should not be attractive, but throw him in 70s clothes and suddenly: hot ass!

I will send later this week.

[aurora]

I cannot be over here wondering when the hell Brian Austin Green started being hot or acquired the ability to act.
I don't know how that happened either, but I'm embracing him it. \o/

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The shame! Oh, the shame!

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

I would say that there's several good things on TV. Or at least, going to be.

Pushing Daisies.
Burn Notice.
Greek.

Yeah. Can't wait for those to come back.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm not a fan of Pushing Daisies or Greek. Burn Notice is supposedly coming back this summer, but with the strike, they're completely off schedule, so who knows.

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hope they come back. On time would be great, but I just want to see more of this show.

Try Pushing Daisies. It's wonderful!

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

*grins* I watched the eps a bit out of order and so the other night, I was just watching the scene of him and Sarah with him saying he wouldn't be the one to bring metal down on the Conners.

GAH. GUH. Then they give us him shooting someone, keeping the Future Savior of Mankind safe, AND covering the little girl's eyes as he's holding her hostage?

Um. There are WORSE REASONS TO LIKE SOMEONE.

Also, there will be a fic challenge over at schronicles. Perhaps something in the flash fiction family. I would like to see you there! *nodding, nodding firmly*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There are WORSE REASONS TO LIKE SOMEONE.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kristories.livejournal.com]

Word. I was completely planning a Burn Notice/Chuck crossover for the Someecard thing wherein Michael kidnaps the Intersect to keep as his sex slave find out about the guy who burned him. And instead I wrote Derek/Cameron and am now convinced that Derek and Cameron should have impossible little half-cyborg babies.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Derek and Cameron should have impossible little half-cyborg babies.

Not to put a damper on your plans, but, um, I don't think she can get knocked-up, you know being a machine and all.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

my personal lewd remark is wanna bang him like a drum, I believe.

Make the Derek fic!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am working. Do not distract me!

[halfway2home.livejournal.com]

I came across a cheesy old clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQU7HRJWS1s&feature=user) of BAG on 90210 recently and was just like, wow, you've come a long way.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think perhaps all BAG clips from that era are cheesy, y/y?

[shireeen.livejournal.com]

OMG, I KNOOOOOWWW!! I checked out this show last night. Dude, I saw brian austin green and was like, *double take* what? eh? HUH? HTF did *he* get cute? Then John criticized his jeans. I laughed.