hackthis_archive | It's all a bad dream.

I have real problems at the moment, I cannot be over here wondering when the hell Brian Austin Green started being hot or acquired the ability to act. I am serious here. His initals are BAG! BAG, dammit! And yet, you know, [insert scandelously lewd insinuation of choice here]. Please don't make me feel like I have to write about this. That would be so wrong. *sob* Can't I just write some Psych or Chuck or something? Also, who stole my writing mojo?! I WANT IT BACK!

And I rather shamelessly admit that I am watching Making the Band too. WHAT? It's not like there's really anything good on TV anymore (exept The Wire -- oh sweet Jesus that show), I'm making due!

GAH!

Send ~~two Xanax~~ Stephen Colbert covered in coffee, stat!

ETA: Brian Austin Green is just more proof that some things do get better with age: George Clooney, champagne, bad haircuts, George Clooney, you get where I'm going here...