I am calling a moratorium

[hackthis_archive]

Okay, it is Friday. Please come and talk to me about something other than politics, racism, work, fuckwittery or the United States being the work of the devil. Massive bonus points if you provide porn. Or at least something to make me smile/laugh/not be homicidal for longer than 5 seconds.

ETA: And in return I offer you Truthful TV Title Cards, because talk about accuracy. And FYI: Name that Cylon will be back on January 16, 2009. And I really really wish there was a show called Drink Smoke Fuck. Oh, wait, there is!

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[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Umm....Eric is going to be on this week's True Blood!

[undersea.livejournal.com]

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have tried, sweetie. For the sake of the baby Colbert I have tried, but that show and I just do not work. I am however pondering more of this GK!high school AU, but as I am not about to churn out another 60 pages so soon, I am thinking of maybe just a 20 page snippet. With porn. Because, the only people who deserve more sex than Recon Marine! Brad and Nate are high school Brad and Nate.

When the HELL did I start considering 20 pages a snippet?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

And just when I thought the story of those two couldn't get more adorable. You totally get a cookie for this.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

I'm sticking with True Blood for now because I heartily approve of all the swearing and graphic sex. *nods*

But it needs more Alex.

I also heartily approve of your high school AU! I even have a title for it:

Get Some

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

...admittedly, I'm not sure if this is so much 'cute' as 'OH GOD GET IT AWAY', but it's definitely nonpolitical.

[alessandriana.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/the_sun.html) made me go :O :O :O. So cool.

(If you're trying to avoid fuckwittery you might want to avoid the comments, though.)

[lazulus]

I offer up a true tale from my own week that should [hopefully] make you feel better. Mind you, it may also make you barf, but we can't have everything. ;)

So, I made toast Tuesday morning as per usual and noticed, as I was buttering the toast, that there was a smell of burning. Must clear out the crumbs, I thought.

The following morning I put the bread in the toaster and the smell was there again - very pungent - and so I took the bread out to see if I could find what was burning.

Turns out that the smell was caused by...

A DEAD MOUSE IN THE TOASTER.

I ATE THAT TOAST ON TUESDAY MORNING. AND I'M A VEGETARIAN!

Needless to say I went out and bought a new toaster.

[undersea.livejournal.com]

Hooray for cookies. :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am always about the swearing, but that sex was just so unappealing to me, for a moment I considered celibacy.

Also, um, that title may actually be used. Ray approves.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is not a real animal. Is it? It is not. It's just... it's very weird, you are right.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is absolutely gorgeous. *marvels* Of course, now I'm also convinced that the sun is going to blow up now. Yup. Total calm before the storm ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. DUDE! I just -- oh, baby, YUCK. [makes obligatory disgusted face].

But my favorite part is this: Must clear out the crumbs, I thought., because you know, just yes, I can totally follow this train of thought.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition a dead mouse!

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

For you Because you deserve a break today.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

It made me smile: Simon Pegg mentioned in his blog listening to the latest Elbow, and really digging it. ♥

[lazulus]

Well, exactly! Because there is NO WAY I thought there would be a mouse in there [and this from a woman who has been finding dead mice in my house for weeks - my cats have been paricularly lethal recently!].

A friend of mine says that everyone she tells this to slaps their hands to their mouth. Universal gesture!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Yes We Can Hold Babies! (http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com/)

Okay, it's sort of political. But in an adorable and hopeful way!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, Chuck, please come and take me away on some illicit holidy with your underage ass, so we can have lots of raunchy sex and you can abandon me on some tropical island where I will just say fuck it, and live there in my little beach hut, skinny dipping, fishing, drinking beer and getting sunburn for ever and ever.

That TOTALLY works for me. I figure sex with Chuck would ruin me for anybody else anyway. :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's just... dude, that's like ... like, even now I'm still gobsmacked.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YAY GUY!

[lazulus]

That'll be me for the win, then.

\o/

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love this blog, I haven't seen the latest pictures but they do always make me feel better. Okay. He makes me feel better. Like all the time. No more politics talk nao!

[alessandriana.livejournal.com]

That was so creepy, I had to go look it up. It's from this photoshop (http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=7194&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop#entries) contest.

[dine.livejournal.com]

I am however pondering more of this GK!high school AU

is there anything I can do to encourage this pondering to turn into actual story? cause I'm totally behind that notion!

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. Either the sun is very, very tired, or it is a predator about to strike! *hides from the sun*