I am calling a moratorium

[hackthis_archive]

Okay, it is Friday. Please come and talk to me about something other than politics, racism, work, fuckwittery or the United States being the work of the devil. Massive bonus points if you provide porn. Or at least something to make me smile/laugh/not be homicidal for longer than 5 seconds.

ETA: And in return I offer you Truthful TV Title Cards, because talk about accuracy. And FYI: Name that Cylon will be back on January 16, 2009. And I really really wish there was a show called Drink Smoke Fuck. Oh, wait, there is!

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[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Umm....Eric is going to be on this week's True Blood!

[undersea.livejournal.com]

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

...admittedly, I'm not sure if this is so much 'cute' as 'OH GOD GET IT AWAY', but it's definitely nonpolitical.

[alessandriana.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/the_sun.html) made me go :O :O :O. So cool.

(If you're trying to avoid fuckwittery you might want to avoid the comments, though.)

[lazulus]

I offer up a true tale from my own week that should [hopefully] make you feel better. Mind you, it may also make you barf, but we can't have everything. ;)

So, I made toast Tuesday morning as per usual and noticed, as I was buttering the toast, that there was a smell of burning. Must clear out the crumbs, I thought.

The following morning I put the bread in the toaster and the smell was there again - very pungent - and so I took the bread out to see if I could find what was burning.

Turns out that the smell was caused by...

A DEAD MOUSE IN THE TOASTER.

I ATE THAT TOAST ON TUESDAY MORNING. AND I'M A VEGETARIAN!

Needless to say I went out and bought a new toaster.

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

For you Because you deserve a break today.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

It made me smile: Simon Pegg mentioned in his blog listening to the latest Elbow, and really digging it. ♥

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Yes We Can Hold Babies! (http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com/)

Okay, it's sort of political. But in an adorable and hopeful way!

[dine.livejournal.com]

I am however pondering more of this GK!high school AU

is there anything I can do to encourage this pondering to turn into actual story? cause I'm totally behind that notion!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Those TV title cards are *awesome*. (Project Runway would be The Show Where Tim Gunn is GOD.)

This isn't intrinsically funny (or porny), but I saw this and thought Wow, that takes cojones!

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Okay, hmm. I have to say that I would totally pester you on that whole High School AU thing, because I love AUs and I love not-really-High-School High School stories and Brad and Nate and all those flavors would go really well together.

As for something shiny and non-political: A playlist of all 4 aired Merlin episodes, for easy watching in 5 minute chunks of squee. (http://www.youtube.com/profile_play_list?user=KeepTheMagicSecret) (it's that new BBC show that's so hilariously slashy it out-gays Smallville)

[ladyjaneva.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxWdIQVT_c

That always makes me laugh. Nothing to talk about, but *shrugs*, a nice break from politics etc

[takethisstep.livejournal.com]

http://failblog.org/

Never fails to make me laugh. ;)

Prezzie!

[shezan.livejournal.com]

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

William Carlos Williams is a Really Bad Roommate.

The giant pink rabbit that is visible from space.

Russian Army: Advanced level.

Thirty-Nine Questions for Charlie Daniels Upon Hearing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" for the First Time in 25 Years.

Murphy's Laws of Combat.

And three pictures.

Man, Michael clawed Ryan's lower back.

Further adventures with crack.

The flattest ass ever.

I'd porn you, but it's all in messy WIP state right now. Regardless, I add BIG SUPPORT FOR high school AU of GK.

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

The first promo pics for the new Trek reboot movie came out, and are very pretty! Simon Pegg looks wonderful and has a hilarious "WTF, you're kidding me" expression on.

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2008/10/16/these-are-the-voyages-2/

http://www.ugo.com/movies/exclusive-star-trek-photo/

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2008/10/16/more-star-trek-photos/

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

Ganked from inlovewithnight: http://upsidedowndogs.com/ (http://upsidedowndogs.com/)

Also, on the Washington Post's website today, the headline about the baseball game yesterday was "Rays Somehow Lose Game 5." Heeeeee.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078587/Remorseful-burglar-sends-flowers-day-91-year-old-victim.html) made me smile. I can't explain it, I think it's kind of adorable, lol. Plus it's good to know that someone in this world has good manners, right?

Hope some of the links everyone else has left helped make your day a little bit better.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

GK high school AU! ::dies a little inside::

Dude, even outside the Marines they're all 'don't ask, don't tell, but um, just lean a little closer.'

THEY SO ARE! Nate as universally loved! Brad working on his bike and ogling Nate's ass! (Well, that's just a given, really.) Locker room porn!

Okay, I should be cheering YOU up. Umm, I wrote Brad-as-bottom? Not done yet, though. But there shall be porn! Someday.

Oh, I had the WORST AU EVER coalesce and take up residence in my brain this morning. It was, like, a girl!Brad thing. Like GI Jane. There was HET! I think I scarred myself. And Nate was all, wtf??? And Whitmer was like, oh, shut up, Colbert's a badass. And then Colbert showed up and was, like, a hot Nordic blonde badass. And then Wright gets embedded with him and Nate's all, are you shitting me??? Rolling Stone invading Iraq with Colbert, Ray, and Trombley. What could possibly go wrong?

It was so WRONG and woke me up from a sound sleep and now my head hurts.

But, um, your idea is more fun. You should play with that. I can help! All my bad!wrong! HSM porn could actually help the world. Or something.

[artemis-rain.livejournal.com]

Not like everyone and their dog hasn't already seen this site, but because it amuses me (and may you), have some smokin' hot chair-on-chair action!

Furniture Porn (http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html)!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to sew my son's Halloween costume. He wants to be a wizard type
so white tunic, easy

Very full, drop sleeved, hooded cloak... not so easy

Why do I do this to myself!

*hides*