I am calling a moratorium

[hackthis_archive]

Okay, it is Friday. Please come and talk to me about something other than politics, racism, work, fuckwittery or the United States being the work of the devil. Massive bonus points if you provide porn. Or at least something to make me smile/laugh/not be homicidal for longer than 5 seconds.

ETA: And in return I offer you Truthful TV Title Cards, because talk about accuracy. And FYI: Name that Cylon will be back on January 16, 2009. And I really really wish there was a show called Drink Smoke Fuck. Oh, wait, there is!

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[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Umm....Eric is going to be on this week's True Blood!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have tried, sweetie. For the sake of the baby Colbert I have tried, but that show and I just do not work. I am however pondering more of this GK!high school AU, but as I am not about to churn out another 60 pages so soon, I am thinking of maybe just a 20 page snippet. With porn. Because, the only people who deserve more sex than Recon Marine! Brad and Nate are high school Brad and Nate.

When the HELL did I start considering 20 pages a snippet?

[undersea.livejournal.com]

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

And just when I thought the story of those two couldn't get more adorable. You totally get a cookie for this.

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

...admittedly, I'm not sure if this is so much 'cute' as 'OH GOD GET IT AWAY', but it's definitely nonpolitical.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is not a real animal. Is it? It is not. It's just... it's very weird, you are right.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

DUDE, for a second I thought that was some kind of weird cat!Furby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furby). Since Furbies gave me nightmares when I was a kid, I am definitely going to have to put it in the 'OH GOD GET IT AWAY' category.

[alessandriana.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/the_sun.html) made me go :O :O :O. So cool.

(If you're trying to avoid fuckwittery you might want to avoid the comments, though.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is absolutely gorgeous. *marvels* Of course, now I'm also convinced that the sun is going to blow up now. Yup. Total calm before the storm ;)

[lazulus]

I offer up a true tale from my own week that should [hopefully] make you feel better. Mind you, it may also make you barf, but we can't have everything. ;)

So, I made toast Tuesday morning as per usual and noticed, as I was buttering the toast, that there was a smell of burning. Must clear out the crumbs, I thought.

The following morning I put the bread in the toaster and the smell was there again - very pungent - and so I took the bread out to see if I could find what was burning.

Turns out that the smell was caused by...

A DEAD MOUSE IN THE TOASTER.

I ATE THAT TOAST ON TUESDAY MORNING. AND I'M A VEGETARIAN!

Needless to say I went out and bought a new toaster.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. DUDE! I just -- oh, baby, YUCK. [makes obligatory disgusted face].

But my favorite part is this: Must clear out the crumbs, I thought., because you know, just yes, I can totally follow this train of thought.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition a dead mouse!

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

For you Because you deserve a break today.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, Chuck, please come and take me away on some illicit holidy with your underage ass, so we can have lots of raunchy sex and you can abandon me on some tropical island where I will just say fuck it, and live there in my little beach hut, skinny dipping, fishing, drinking beer and getting sunburn for ever and ever.

That TOTALLY works for me. I figure sex with Chuck would ruin me for anybody else anyway. :D

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

It made me smile: Simon Pegg mentioned in his blog listening to the latest Elbow, and really digging it. ♥

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YAY GUY!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Yes We Can Hold Babies! (http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com/)

Okay, it's sort of political. But in an adorable and hopeful way!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love this blog, I haven't seen the latest pictures but they do always make me feel better. Okay. He makes me feel better. Like all the time. No more politics talk nao!

[dine.livejournal.com]

I am however pondering more of this GK!high school AU

is there anything I can do to encourage this pondering to turn into actual story? cause I'm totally behind that notion!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. What very very little i've been pondering can be found on this thread (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/503609.html?thread=13875513), but as I just don't have enough steam at the moment I expect this will just turn into an excuse for them to have sex in the locker room.

There is no bad there, is there? Huh.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Those TV title cards are *awesome*. (Project Runway would be The Show Where Tim Gunn is GOD.)

This isn't intrinsically funny (or porny), but I saw this and thought Wow, that takes cojones!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Word, baby. Fucking word.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Okay, hmm. I have to say that I would totally pester you on that whole High School AU thing, because I love AUs and I love not-really-High-School High School stories and Brad and Nate and all those flavors would go really well together.

As for something shiny and non-political: A playlist of all 4 aired Merlin episodes, for easy watching in 5 minute chunks of squee. (http://www.youtube.com/profile_play_list?user=KeepTheMagicSecret) (it's that new BBC show that's so hilariously slashy it out-gays Smallville)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know, I keep hearing about this Merlin, I'm totally going to have to check it out, aren't I?

As I told dine what very very little i've been pondering WRT to the high-school AU can be found on this thread (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/503609.html?thread=13875513), but as I just don't have enough steam at the moment I expect this will just turn into an excuse for them to have sex in the locker room.

Not that that is BAD thing...

[ladyjaneva.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxWdIQVT_c

That always makes me laugh. Nothing to talk about, but *shrugs*, a nice break from politics etc

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[takethisstep.livejournal.com]

http://failblog.org/

Never fails to make me laugh. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, clearly failblog is what was needed today, although I think my original typo of 'failboy' may be closer to the real issue.

Prezzie!

[shezan.livejournal.com]

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

William Carlos Williams is a Really Bad Roommate.

The giant pink rabbit that is visible from space.

Russian Army: Advanced level.

Thirty-Nine Questions for Charlie Daniels Upon Hearing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" for the First Time in 25 Years.

Murphy's Laws of Combat.

And three pictures.

Man, Michael clawed Ryan's lower back.

Further adventures with crack.

The flattest ass ever.

I'd porn you, but it's all in messy WIP state right now. Regardless, I add BIG SUPPORT FOR high school AU of GK.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay:

a) I think I need to marry Murphy's Laws of Combat. I kind of want to write a story about it, but really it's easier to just watch GK again.

b) I have never seen anybody with less ass than Michael, he might even have negative ass. Wow, that was funny, wasn't it? Seriously. I wonder how his clothes stay up without elastic waistbands.

c) I WANTS WIPS!

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

The first promo pics for the new Trek reboot movie came out, and are very pretty! Simon Pegg looks wonderful and has a hilarious "WTF, you're kidding me" expression on.

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2008/10/16/these-are-the-voyages-2/

http://www.ugo.com/movies/exclusive-star-trek-photo/

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2008/10/16/more-star-trek-photos/

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is going to be one HELL of a gay movie.

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

Ganked from inlovewithnight: http://upsidedowndogs.com/ (http://upsidedowndogs.com/)

Also, on the Washington Post's website today, the headline about the baseball game yesterday was "Rays Somehow Lose Game 5." Heeeeee.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078587/Remorseful-burglar-sends-flowers-day-91-year-old-victim.html) made me smile. I can't explain it, I think it's kind of adorable, lol. Plus it's good to know that someone in this world has good manners, right?

Hope some of the links everyone else has left helped make your day a little bit better.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Plus it's good to know that someone in this world has good manners, right?

LOL. Well, that's one way to look at it. Your icon made me smile. I love Stephen.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

GK high school AU! ::dies a little inside::

Dude, even outside the Marines they're all 'don't ask, don't tell, but um, just lean a little closer.'

THEY SO ARE! Nate as universally loved! Brad working on his bike and ogling Nate's ass! (Well, that's just a given, really.) Locker room porn!

Okay, I should be cheering YOU up. Umm, I wrote Brad-as-bottom? Not done yet, though. But there shall be porn! Someday.

Oh, I had the WORST AU EVER coalesce and take up residence in my brain this morning. It was, like, a girl!Brad thing. Like GI Jane. There was HET! I think I scarred myself. And Nate was all, wtf??? And Whitmer was like, oh, shut up, Colbert's a badass. And then Colbert showed up and was, like, a hot Nordic blonde badass. And then Wright gets embedded with him and Nate's all, are you shitting me??? Rolling Stone invading Iraq with Colbert, Ray, and Trombley. What could possibly go wrong?

It was so WRONG and woke me up from a sound sleep and now my head hurts.

But, um, your idea is more fun. You should play with that. I can help! All my bad!wrong! HSM porn could actually help the world. Or something.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

GK high school AU! ::dies a little inside::

Dude, even outside the Marines they're all 'don't ask, don't tell, but um, just lean a little closer.'

THEY SO ARE! Nate as universally loved! Brad working on his bike and ogling Nate's ass! (Well, that's just a given, really.) Locker room porn!

Okay, that is not going to happen. It's really not. I've been saying that all week. Except for those little snippets. And whatnot. I just wrote 60 pages, I cannot be all AU all the time. Only one per fandom!

Also, while I do really like GI Jane I find the idea of a girl!Brad rather disturbing. Brad wouldn't be Brad if he were a girl. To me, the entire dynamic of GK is that these are all men, and when you throw a girl in the mix, well, men just don't know how to behave. As evidenced by GI Jane. And millions of years of life on planet earth.

[artemis-rain.livejournal.com]

Not like everyone and their dog hasn't already seen this site, but because it amuses me (and may you), have some smokin' hot chair-on-chair action!

Furniture Porn (http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html)!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to sew my son's Halloween costume. He wants to be a wizard type
so white tunic, easy

Very full, drop sleeved, hooded cloak... not so easy

Why do I do this to myself!

*hides*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are making his costume from scratch? You rock.