hackthis_archive | My porn let me show you it.

This week has sucked on some monumental levels, but my birthday is coming, and people are listening, which is why I thought what the world rilly rilly needed was for me to show you the porn that a higher being presented to me this morning. And so now, I grant unto you

That's right. It's no photo manip.

Rahm Emanuel is macking on Stephen Colbert.*

I know, since all my wishes are coming true, can I get a Brad Colbert (1), a Nate Fick (1), a Stephen Colbert (1), a million dollars (50 times over), a private island with staff -- I'll take Richard Branson's -- a private jet, a private concert featuring Kanye West, Radiohead, The Roots, Andrew Bird, Kaiser Chiefs, Elbow and JET, and a pony. A sparkly pony. Oh, and a cure for cancer. And AIDS. And poverty. And an end to the crisis in Darfur. Did I mention the pony? Did I mention the money? Did I mention the naked Brad?

*Photo from this article. You know nothing gets me hotter than people working for a good cause.

**Yes, I did write Ari + Rahm (not to be confused with Ari/Rahm, which isn't happening from me).

ETA:***And now with macros!