My porn let me show you it.

[hackthis_archive]

This week has sucked on some monumental levels, but my birthday is coming, and people are listening, which is why I thought what the world rilly rilly needed was for me to show you the porn that a higher being presented to me this morning. And so now, I grant unto you









That's right. It's no photo manip.

Rahm Emanuel is macking on Stephen Colbert.*

I know, since all my wishes are coming true, can I get a Brad Colbert (1), a Nate Fick (1), a Stephen Colbert (1), a million dollars (50 times over), a private island with staff -- I'll take Richard Branson's -- a private jet, a private concert featuring Kanye West, Radiohead, The Roots, Andrew Bird, Kaiser Chiefs, Elbow and JET, and a pony. A sparkly pony. Oh, and a cure for cancer. And AIDS. And poverty. And an end to the crisis in Darfur. Did I mention the pony? Did I mention the money? Did I mention the naked Brad?

*Photo from this article. You know nothing gets me hotter than people working for a good cause.

**Yes, I did write Ari + Rahm (not to be confused with Ari/Rahm, which isn't happening from me).

ETA:***And now with macros!

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Am I crazy or does Rahm Emanuel look like the love child of George Clooney and Adrian Pasdar?

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

AKDASDHSADJASKDJKDJDASKD COLBERT/EMANUEL WIN!

[aurora]

My flist has been posting that pic since this morning, and I stop and stare at it for 10 minutes each time.

[superslayer18.livejournal.com]

For some reason I read "a snarky pony", which I thought would be better anyways... :)

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

OH. MY GOD. He's ENCOURAGING us!

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Oh.my.goddess. Amazing.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, he won't appear on Stephen's show, but he'll kiss him.

:OD

Yes, this is very happy making, indeed.

(Jon's not sure what to make of it, he thought he was the only Jew allowed to do that to Stephen.)

[elbomac.livejournal.com]

That is extremely happy-making!

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is the 2nd post on my flist in a row with that picture. *dies*

[norah.livejournal.com]

OM NOM NOM NOM TASTINESS