My porn let me show you it.

[hackthis_archive]

This week has sucked on some monumental levels, but my birthday is coming, and people are listening, which is why I thought what the world rilly rilly needed was for me to show you the porn that a higher being presented to me this morning. And so now, I grant unto you









That's right. It's no photo manip.

Rahm Emanuel is macking on Stephen Colbert.*

I know, since all my wishes are coming true, can I get a Brad Colbert (1), a Nate Fick (1), a Stephen Colbert (1), a million dollars (50 times over), a private island with staff -- I'll take Richard Branson's -- a private jet, a private concert featuring Kanye West, Radiohead, The Roots, Andrew Bird, Kaiser Chiefs, Elbow and JET, and a pony. A sparkly pony. Oh, and a cure for cancer. And AIDS. And poverty. And an end to the crisis in Darfur. Did I mention the pony? Did I mention the money? Did I mention the naked Brad?

*Photo from this article. You know nothing gets me hotter than people working for a good cause.

**Yes, I did write Ari + Rahm (not to be confused with Ari/Rahm, which isn't happening from me).

ETA:***And now with macros!

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Am I crazy or does Rahm Emanuel look like the love child of George Clooney and Adrian Pasdar?

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

AKDASDHSADJASKDJKDJDASKD COLBERT/EMANUEL WIN!

[aurora]

My flist has been posting that pic since this morning, and I stop and stare at it for 10 minutes each time.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

You are SO not crazy. That's been weirding me out for weeks. I think I like it, but I'm just not sure.

[superslayer18.livejournal.com]

For some reason I read "a snarky pony", which I thought would be better anyways... :)

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

OH. MY GOD. He's ENCOURAGING us!

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Oh.my.goddess. Amazing.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, he won't appear on Stephen's show, but he'll kiss him.

:OD

Yes, this is very happy making, indeed.

(Jon's not sure what to make of it, he thought he was the only Jew allowed to do that to Stephen.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I said he was the love child of Ari and Nathan Petrelli.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

You are not crazy. It is wonderful. This is one of many reasons why Rahm Emanuel is Barack Obama's special gift to fangirls.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know, I was thinking the same thing there. Well that and, "you can haz public sexxor on the dias now?"

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is one of many words I said too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's a big red flag to wave in front of the bull. Just saying.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are right, a snarky pony would be even better.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I woke up about an hour ago and it was the first thing in my email and my brain just went, wait, did we die in our sleep and not know?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Your icon is cracking me the hell up. Maybe I should write that.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

You SHOULD. You really really should! :D

[elbomac.livejournal.com]

That is extremely happy-making!

[aurora]

ps: dude, we have video of the roasting now. Today has been a fantastic day. \o/

[elbomac.livejournal.com]

You may already be aware, but there's video.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/15/rahm-emanuel-roasts-steph_n_144081.html

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is the 2nd post on my flist in a row with that picture. *dies*

[undersea.livejournal.com]

I keep coming back to the "he sort of reminds me of Adrian Pasdar" bit myself.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It's the eyelashes. The eyelashes are so pretty.

And Jon is not going to be amused by this. Jon is supposed to be Stephen's most favorite Jew.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Ha! The more I look at him, the more I see it. Especially the Adrian Pasdar part. They have the same eyes.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I like :) I am so very, very excited about the new hot ass white house.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It's the pretty, pretty eyelashes. I can't stop staring at them.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

He's *almost* got Adrian Pasdar's eyelashes!

[jcalanthe]

Woah, I had not thought of that, but now that you mention it, it's so true!

[norah.livejournal.com]

OM NOM NOM NOM TASTINESS

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so on the money! He lost part of his middle finger and became almost mute! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Entourage shoutie, hooray!

They are totally my BFF OTP.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That picture brings all the fangirls to the yard.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

They are so made of win.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

They took the video DOWN :(

I have persevered, the audio is crap and there's no visual, but I haz Rahm!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

They took the video down and put of some bits of transcript instead. Sadness.

I have found it somewhere! The sounds a bit crappy and the visual is nonexistent, but it's Rahm and I heart Rahm.

[aurora]

Noooo, how could they!! *shakes fist* I'm hoping someone over at rahmbamarama or rahm_daily managed to save it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, this roast is SO MONEY!

[aurora]

It's absolutely hilarious. <3<3