My porn let me show you it.

[hackthis_archive]

This week has sucked on some monumental levels, but my birthday is coming, and people are listening, which is why I thought what the world rilly rilly needed was for me to show you the porn that a higher being presented to me this morning. And so now, I grant unto you









That's right. It's no photo manip.

Rahm Emanuel is macking on Stephen Colbert.*

I know, since all my wishes are coming true, can I get a Brad Colbert (1), a Nate Fick (1), a Stephen Colbert (1), a million dollars (50 times over), a private island with staff -- I'll take Richard Branson's -- a private jet, a private concert featuring Kanye West, Radiohead, The Roots, Andrew Bird, Kaiser Chiefs, Elbow and JET, and a pony. A sparkly pony. Oh, and a cure for cancer. And AIDS. And poverty. And an end to the crisis in Darfur. Did I mention the pony? Did I mention the money? Did I mention the naked Brad?

*Photo from this article. You know nothing gets me hotter than people working for a good cause.

**Yes, I did write Ari + Rahm (not to be confused with Ari/Rahm, which isn't happening from me).

ETA:***And now with macros!

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Am I crazy or does Rahm Emanuel look like the love child of George Clooney and Adrian Pasdar?

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

You are SO not crazy. That's been weirding me out for weeks. I think I like it, but I'm just not sure.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I like :) I am so very, very excited about the new hot ass white house.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I said he was the love child of Ari and Nathan Petrelli.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It's the eyelashes. The eyelashes are so pretty.

And Jon is not going to be amused by this. Jon is supposed to be Stephen's most favorite Jew.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

You are not crazy. It is wonderful. This is one of many reasons why Rahm Emanuel is Barack Obama's special gift to fangirls.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Ha! The more I look at him, the more I see it. Especially the Adrian Pasdar part. They have the same eyes.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

He's *almost* got Adrian Pasdar's eyelashes!

[undersea.livejournal.com]

I keep coming back to the "he sort of reminds me of Adrian Pasdar" bit myself.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It's the pretty, pretty eyelashes. I can't stop staring at them.

[jcalanthe]

Woah, I had not thought of that, but now that you mention it, it's so true!