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Dear Kings,

Oh, baby. You and me. You may not be as gay as Merlin, but you clearly have great aspirations and the acting here is definitely for the motherfucking win. Plus, you have a "message" and you seem very smaht. You know all my buttons, don't you? I have The Itch in my special writing place, and we all know what that means.





Dear Ian McShane,

I loved you in Deadwood, but hated Deadwood. You in this is motherfucking fannish manna from heaven. You are just rocking the hell out of every scene.

Will you make me some eggs? I like'em hard.


Dear Jack,

You are the love child of Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey. Your mouth is made to suck cock, which you clearly prefer, so it's okay. And yet, I do not like you. Maybe it's the actor, maybe it's the characterization. I am not convinced at all.

Also, calling David 'The Cocker Spaniel'?? I suspect the 'cock' part here is key.


Dear Said from Oz Reverend Samuels,

Uh, are you and David supposed to have chemistry like that? I am pretty fucking sure there was not this sort of mackage elsewhere. I approve in a very fucking wrong way.



Dear David,

AWWWWWWWWWWW! *squishes*



Dear David's brother Eli,

I like you, you seem like you're fun. I am TOTALLY not having some crazy Kings/GK fusion idea. ETA: They killed ELI?! FAIL!!!


Dear Casting Director,

I see you like those HBO actors. I know some boys from this awesome miniseries, Generation Kill? They could use some work. Holla! ETA#2: lazlet just pointed out that Eli was IN GK, (#7 'Bomb in the Garden') as that Recon friend of Brad's that came up with the Delta idiots with the bullhorns on their truck. Wow. I am prescient before I even know I am! I am good.


Dear New Shiny Toy,

*pets* *pets more* *buffs with stolen Shamwow*


XXXX,
Me



I need icons. Stat. kings_tv? We are ON this. I need my biblical people up in here, antheia I'm looking at you.

Comments

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I know. I was all POKE! and GUH! I approve of boys in suits. A lot. Also, he's smart and smart ass. You have to love that. In my head, his last name is Espera not Esposito, and it's just what he went on to do after being a Marine.

What?

I'm with you on Jack though. I wasn't impressed with the character all that much or the actor, but I'm going to give him a chance to impress me because there were a couple scenes where he showed potential. We'll see how it goes. I have to complain about the huge onslaught of actors who all look like Gossip Girl actors/rejects. They seem to be popping up everywhere.

Need a good Poke icon. Yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know. I was all POKE! and GUH! I approve of boys in suits. A lot. Also, he's smart and smart ass. You have to love that. In my head, his last name is Espera not Esposito, and it's just what he went on to do after being a Marine.

What?

I totally support this idea. Finding Poke icons is supremely hard, people need to show more love. I got these from matricons.

Do you watch Leverage, because Hardison from Leverage is going to be on Castle and I might die from awesome. And Jack is just so unattractive to me, he's all watery and scrawny and his eyes have that 90s heroin thing going on, and I just... I mean REALLY? Yuck. I like my men to look like men, not people who could benefit from rehab.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I mean, as much as I love bad-ass Poke the repo man and recon Marine, I would like him in a suit terrorizing the bad guys and shit. It's what he'd do. Bitchin' all along that the white man was holding him down.

And then I think about a white man holding him down and then my mind wanders to Brad and hot, rough, frustrated, burnt out and psychically wounded Marine sex and then I forget what I was talking about.

Someone needs to make a Gen Kill icon community called "ReconIcons" or something. And cover all the boys, not just the big three of Nate, Brad and Ray. Having no talent for this, I can only dictate the demand for it.

I don't watch Leverage. Sadly, every time I see Christian Kane, I just want to make him wash and cut his hair, and I find that distracting beyond the ability to suspend disbelief. As for Jack though, he needs to be a stronger presence. As it is, he seems like a whiny crybaby who thinks people are stupid and that he's smart when he shows that neither is true.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

And then I think about a white man holding him down and then my mind wanders to Brad and hot, rough, frustrated, burnt out and psychically wounded Marine sex and then I forget what I was talking about.

I would write that. I would be ALL about that. Unfortunately *I'm* so burned out at this point that I'm sending e-mails and not even remembering that I wrote them, so, prolly not right now.

Someone needs to make a Gen Kill icon community called "ReconIcons" or something. And cover all the boys, not just the big three of Nate, Brad and Ray. Having no talent for this, I can only dictate the demand for it.

I support this whole-heartedly. Just saying. Maybe take it to the comm and see if somebody wants to bring'em in.

I agree with the Chris Kane is Very Greasy thing, but the show is just so much fun. It's like Ocean's 11 on your TV every week.

Jack is a whiny crybaby you say? Yes, I agree.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Poke and Brad will wait. They're good Marines, used to taking orders. They just prefer you don't ask them to halt in a kill zone. It's a thing.

I vote for you to take a "you day" and pamper yourself for being the one and only YOU. Because you're pretty amazingly awesome and that should be celebrated on a regular basis.

One thing I did thing was interesting in re: Jack. When Silas is smacking his ass down about his sexuality, he said "You can't be what God made you and have [this]...", and I thought that was an excellent turn of phrase and indicative as well of Silas's relationship with God - he will take what he's given when it is advantageous, but not if it isn't. Ponderiffical-stuff. Excellent.