hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-04-22 09:14 am

Daily links!

1. Go and vote in The Asstastic [livejournal.com profile] ass_off 09! Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, a Tournament of Extraordinary Backsides. March Madness but with ASS! Complete with graphics! And make sure you vote for Brad, err Alexander Skarsgard!

2. The most fabulously brilliant [livejournal.com profile] thefourthvine explains why the number of comments you recieve on a story/in an entry is not, and will never be, directly proportional to the number of people who have you friended who read your journal. Because let's face it, this is not a friends thing, this is a goddamn reading list and would that LJ called it by what it really is.

3. [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 writes The Incredibly True Story of When El Jay met Dreamwidth.

4. [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl continues to run me out of wanting to write Generation Kill fandom by crafting some of the most honest and brilliant Brad POV possible and rendering me a mess. Read Ergo Sum. At this point I should be happy she's not a crack head or I'd be in the corner, doing shots with Ray and telling him how I introduced the love of my life to another woman, and she was better for him than I was, and damn the whole thing!

5. As of 9:12 this morning 'minions' will hence forth be referred to as "outside contractors paid in porn." So say we all. This contract has been ratified by myself and [livejournal.com profile] antheia

6. Dear Walsh on The Unusuals, You are tres hot. Like if Ben McKenzie ever ages I hope he looks like you. In fact, you really do look like you should be related. Maybe someone will write the X-over where you two are brothers and you come to LA and have blindingly hot sex with Cooper!! *waits* *waits more*

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Like if Ben McKenzie ever ages I hope he looks like you. In fact, you really do look like you should be related. Maybe someone will write the X-over where you two are brothers and you come to LA and have blindingly hot sex with Cooper!!

I second this emotion.

Actually, there should totally be an Unusuals/Southland crossover fic of some sort. The Southland could use a smidge more humor and the Unusuals could use some hijinks involving Ben and Casey desperately trying to avoid rich, well-known family members and bonding over how much they wish they could manage to get disowned.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! I agree completely. I even emailed you about the need for this. I can just see Walsh and Cooper getting fantastically trashed and having obscene sex in Cooper's car and Ben coming over to Cooper's place the next morning -- the neighbors love him -- and opening the door and seeing his brother and being all 'WTF?' HE'S MINE!'

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I love this contest. I hope to make it an annual event. :D

5. We are brilliant.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
High five.

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No. 1 and work madness have lead to a half hour of trying to figure out how many of Hitman could be really good nominees.

Oh yeah, and Walsh liking to finish hard (or strong? does it really matter) needs to be plastered everywhere.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hitman would need its very own schedule. It would help considering if they'd just all drop trou.

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally, a use for Sixta's yell. I knew there had to be one.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I love Sixta. I really do. I just had to say that. He's total comedic relief.

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, totally. Mentally, though, when there's crazy orders to be yelled, go for Sixta. Somehow getting Gunny Wynn to do it just...yeah. I don't need to be going there.
ext_19529: (nf || pinup)

[identity profile] inkandchocolate.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
. As of 9:12 this morning 'minions' will hence forth be referred to as "outside contractors paid in porn."

I highly approve of this improvement. However,where would one acquire such, uh, contractors? I used to know when I was someone else... *is shifty-eyed*

PS - HI! I miss seeing you post, most of which is my fault for lack of reading rather than your fault for lack of posting, but nonetheless - there is missage.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
HAI!! I think in order to lure outside contractor in, one must first provide the porn, and then when they are interested you hook them with even more. It works with fish!

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
4 - You are very silly. Also, you know I do it all for you, baby.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
:D