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I came here to be cranky, even though I wrote Southland porn yesterday and am extremely proud of myself. Except I got distracted by Ben/Cooper Role Play ideas (COPS & ROBBERS!, FTW!!)

And then I found myself looking at these Southland set photos of Ben McKenzie (which are not spoilery and have a little bit of Michael Cudlitz \o/) and I found myself thinking: Self, What the hell is half that crap on Ben's belt?

So. I tried to google it.

Go to Google and type in 'what's on a policeman's belt.'

I mean you can do that at your own risk. I'm just saying. Filter out the porn first.

So. Police-smart people, .

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Wait, I'm missing the C

ETA: I had to add this one in because Michael and Ben have the exact same facial expression here. Which, as I told lazlet is weirdly hot.

Comments

[lazulus]

That really is weird! They are like those couples who end up looking really alike. Or maybe I mean that Cooper is like one of those pet owners whose dog really resembles him.

Just get Ben a tartan coat and he can trot along behind Cooper with his tongue hanging out.

Erm...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just get Ben a tartan coat and he can trot along behind Cooper with his tongue hanging out.

We're already at this point, though. Maybe just some plain boxers and call it a day :D Also, I'd like to point your attention to the bulge in Ben's right pocket. Whatever it may be. Yes, I am that juvenile.

[lazulus]

I think we are agreed on Ben being Cooper's bitch. And I did notice the bulge but was attempting to be demure. Yeah, not exactly working for me either.

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Demure?! It looks like he's either got a box of condoms or a very long baton in there. Just saying.

[lazulus]

HAVE I NOT MENTIONED THAT I AM A NICE GIRL?

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Two words: Gay Porn

Two More: Role Play

Two more: Squad Car.

Try again.

[lazulus]

Bugger. I think my cover's blown.

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You had a cover? Really?

[lazulus]

*GLARES*